Jun 5 2009Gallery: Sexy Star Trek and Star Wars Corsets
It's Friday, and, since I love you all, how about some sexy Star Trek and Star Wars themed corsets made by Etsy seller Evening Arwen? The Star Trek corsets go for $200 a pop and the Star Wars models (which include the rest of the costumes, but not the actual women), are $500 (trooper) and $600 (Vader). So hit the jump to see them and get all beep boop and blah blah blah is anybody still reading this? No? Okay good. I SAID HIT THE JUMP ALREADY.
Hit the jump. Do it now!
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Thanks to Tank, Pew³, Ste, twellve and Dan, who
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Reader Comments
1. Jonny S - June 5, 2009 6:12 PM
Bonerific
2. jake lymes - June 5, 2009 6:13 PM
someone needed something to do with a bunch of pastey white bitches.
3. Lady Kombucha - June 5, 2009 6:15 PM
I saw the star trek ones quite a while a go, but never seen the star wars ones. Do Want!!!
4. dave - June 5, 2009 6:24 PM
so do the red corsets get screwed first on away missions?
5. DreamFolder - June 5, 2009 6:24 PM
The Force is strong with this one.
6. sage james spirtos - June 5, 2009 6:25 PM
OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH!
7. Pew³ - June 5, 2009 6:30 PM
Woo Hoo I got credit for one finally!!!!
I'm famous on the internetz now!!
8. GRAMMARNAZI - June 5, 2009 6:31 PM
Photoshop could have done wonders for some of these girls.
9. horrible - June 5, 2009 6:33 PM
horrible modeling and horrible faces.
and the costumes are non-bonerific.
10. Dan - June 5, 2009 6:37 PM
@2
Pasty White Bitches are what made this nation great.
11. Latifa Tanyisha Bonquisha - June 5, 2009 6:46 PM
FIRST
12. GRAMMARNAZI - June 5, 2009 6:51 PM
It's just discouraging cuz the first one looks like she just doesn't want to be there.
How can I appreciate her, if she doesn't appreciate me?
13. This Guy - June 5, 2009 6:57 PM
Isn't that the rock that Bill & Ted got thrown off of?
14. Pew³ - June 5, 2009 6:58 PM
@12. She's a RED shirt. She knows she is about to die.
Just think of the Vader chick in the last pics "mindin' the step children".
15. GRAMMARNAZI - June 5, 2009 7:05 PM
@14
Ya, I wouldn't mind her "mindin' the step children".
16. Milkman - June 5, 2009 7:16 PM
one is barely shaggable..
and which one of these calls your mother?
17. Watch-303 - June 5, 2009 7:25 PM
HOT!!!!!
18. Moose Knuckle - June 5, 2009 7:30 PM
Pon Far!!!!!
19. Moose Knuckle - June 5, 2009 7:38 PM
Those chicks look dirty,
I'd bet they perform repeated pattern buffing on the heisenberg compensators until there's a warp core breach all over their naecells.
Make it so...
20. SecurityCop - June 5, 2009 7:54 PM
Ahahahahaha, best part of this entire thing
"Thanks to Tank, Pew³, Ste, twellve and Dan, who"
That's all he put, absolutely amazing.
21. Tha Truth - June 5, 2009 7:57 PM
Is there a rule somewhere that says any mildly attractive woman who wears a skimpier version of some tv show's/movie's/cartoon's/video game's dress suddenly becomes super hot? Oh, ok, thats actually the definition of "cosplay." My bad.
22. kelehendros - June 5, 2009 8:02 PM
*boing*
23. Mark - June 5, 2009 8:24 PM
@4Dave YES!
Thak you o great geekologie writer - my life be holy and borish without thee!
Be plentiful with your greatness
24. obi wan - June 5, 2009 9:53 PM
wtf at the star wars ones being $500 & $600 each!
25. Jaded Icon - June 5, 2009 10:03 PM
I like it, because unlike GRAMMARNAZI I am hetersexual. Except for the time in college......and last week.
26. JAB_au - June 5, 2009 10:18 PM
Whoever said Sci-fi wasn't sexy.
27. Kymiko - June 5, 2009 10:25 PM
I wouldn't want the red corset... I'd be afraid of being dispensable... just like the real red shirts :/
28. Daisy - June 5, 2009 11:01 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max had his head in the desert sand, and Baja was trying to get him into the car, so they could get out of the desert. She snuck up behind him and gave him a wedgie, which scared him a bunch. Fortunately the only other huiding place was the trunk. so they got out of the desert after all.
29. Anon - June 6, 2009 12:12 AM
Is that Jennifer Morrison in the blue corset?
30. Andres - June 6, 2009 2:18 AM
Does that blue shirt look like a busted ass version of the chick in house (cameron) or is that just me?
31. andres - June 6, 2009 2:19 AM
hummmm... sorry i dont read the posts right above (who reads the las sucka!?)
32. The Mighty Musnud - June 6, 2009 2:28 AM
@9 You were looking at their FACES?
Seriously, though, Lady Vader is pretty hot...
33. lazy troll - June 6, 2009 2:41 AM
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34. cheezy_poof - June 6, 2009 3:08 AM
The blonde looks like a bitch and the brunette has a double chin but if you paper bag either of them its HOT! Not as sexy as my 52 inch waist complete with matching saddle bags but hey not everyone is as lucky. Sexy~
35. darthballs - June 6, 2009 6:17 AM
so I woke my girlfriend up, told her that I wanted stormtrooper girl for my birthday. She left. Now I am free to have stormtrooper girl on my birthday. Thanks GW!
36. boner - June 6, 2009 6:50 AM
omfg, i wanna f*ck those girls all day long in all holes! O_O
37. Captain - June 6, 2009 8:42 AM
Must See!!!
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38. Mosrhun - June 6, 2009 9:20 AM
Stormtrooper = WIN
39. GLADIATOR - June 6, 2009 9:54 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Startrek fashionistas ... Gotta love em!
Uhura do your strut down the catwalkand show these pasty girls you still got the right stuff ! Aha! :)
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40. His Huge Greatness Himself - June 6, 2009 10:05 AM
Luckily i'm not he only one who is grabbing by mistake the tv-remote sometimes instead of something else.These three chicks are doing the same!
41. Darth - June 6, 2009 10:08 AM
The girl in blue grabbed even her Blackberry!
42. McCracken - June 6, 2009 10:38 AM
@4 It's "does"! Not "do" not "so do the..." it's "so DOES the..." GET IT RIGHT FOOL!!!
43. Captain - June 6, 2009 10:40 AM
Must See!!!
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44. Pat - June 6, 2009 11:48 AM
Nice craftsmanship, but these look like they should be featured in some rip-off porno...like "Star Whores."
45. Topgun - June 6, 2009 12:32 PM
I'll be in my bunk.
46. titsonsnack - June 6, 2009 12:35 PM
Stupid.
47. I <3 - June 6, 2009 1:40 PM
I <3 breasts.
48. DarkDeathRay - June 6, 2009 2:19 PM
Sha-wing!
49. Roo Roo - June 6, 2009 6:28 PM
Stay tuned for the next exciting screening of SPACE HOES, in this episode we see chewbacca open up a brothel beyond the outer rim offering opening specials such as Buy 3 paisty white girls for 1 Hr receive complementry Hutt princess and a Jawa to wipe your 2 dicks on.
50. Heather (on vacation!) - June 7, 2009 8:29 AM
0_0
I see it all now. Where my next 18 paychecks are going. Oh yes.
51. dreaMaker - June 7, 2009 9:55 AM
The red corset looks nice, but the others would look good on porn-stars... Oh wait did you get this pics from a porno site? haha lol
52. Wookie - June 7, 2009 11:00 AM
@49 GENIUS. Lol. @47 I was thinking the same exact thing lookin at the blue and darth. Why yes, I think I will join the dark side.
53. Captain - June 7, 2009 1:33 PM
Must See!!!
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54. GUNTHER - June 7, 2009 8:09 PM
Awesome i want some made for me cause I am fat.
55. Psycho Harry - June 8, 2009 12:19 PM
#4 - Ha! Best line ever.......
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56. atheistgirl - June 8, 2009 3:21 PM
Are they not Next Gen. corsets?
Which would mean that the one in yellow is the one who should be worried, and the one in red is looking serious due to the strain of command.
57. Sparky - June 12, 2009 10:32 PM
The kind of guy that would be interested in one of those getups would never have a girlfriend that looked like any of them. Do they make this in Size 24?
58. marco - July 6, 2009 10:13 AM
jajajaj battle!!!! http://marcoar.elbruto.es
59. marco - July 6, 2009 10:14 AM
jajajaj battle!!!! http://marcoar.elbruto.es
60. 3v1lM1nD - July 15, 2009 8:31 PM
i`d like very much to press some buttons on the "darth vader" figure :P
61. seksenyedi - August 1, 2009 3:58 PM
they look greatt
62. Sexextraz - Sizzling,Sexy lingerie - August 24, 2009 9:53 PM
Where can i get these? I would love to get some before halloween.
63. omega57 - September 8, 2009 8:33 PM
super awesome boneriffic!!!!????!~!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
64. isky - October 6, 2009 6:31 PM
omg! you can tell most of the negative comments on here are left by insecure little girls who totally wish they could look like these models...These girls are great and the corsets look awesome! Jealousy girls...get over it.
65. Johnnie - October 19, 2009 4:55 PM
OMG, the blonde is probably the most beautiful woman I have ever seen! It's so refreshing to see clean-looking, porcelain beauties after seeing TV shows full of orange gunk-drenched ladies (and guys).
BTW, all the people here going on about how "pasty" the models are - you're all just a bunch of RACISTS. Yes, you heard me. If the models were bleached Asians, most of you probably wouldn't say a thing, but because they are white women, you feel free to express all of your inner filth. I'm so sick and tired of the race double-standard and all the hypocrisy that goes with it.
66. June - October 19, 2009 6:43 PM
Love the costumes, though I'd need something warmer to wear outside for Halloween where I live. ;) That, or add a jacket, but that would unfortunately hide all the bodice-details. Oh, well.
The storm trooper outfit is especially cute. The gun looks kinda funny, though, like a piece of pipe with handles. LOL.
Personally, I'm not surprised at the amount of racist, anti-white comments I see here. It's people like this that keep me going to Stormfront.org.
67. Calgary web - November 25, 2009 3:33 PM
every geeks wet dream come true
68. Brian - November 26, 2009 12:35 AM
Stormtrooper wins
69. Salazar - November 26, 2009 11:55 AM
There is nothing sexy about an item of clothing that compresses internal organs. In fact, I find corsets rather creepy. I can't help but think of all those poor organs getting smashed together.
70. Vphardt - December 12, 2009 9:02 AM
Unfortunately the Star Trek corsets are no longer available. From what I'm told there was an issue with copyrights.
I was bummed to hear it because I was saving to buy one. Oh well lol.
71. Dru - January 5, 2010 6:05 PM
zomg. The blonde one looks like the chick that played the blonde vampire in twilight.
72. Airaloske - February 28, 2010 1:51 AM
The wig they put on the Darth Vader girl looks like the same wig they used for Snape in A Very Potter Musical
73. NerdyPiGGuin - March 11, 2010 5:44 PM
Star Trek girls are just not hot. period.
The wigs on the star wars ones are ridonkulous though
74. Scorcho - March 12, 2010 4:12 PM
To each their own, but I think the women here are hot. I see nothing wrong with a woman displaying her natural skin tone. Some women look better tanned, some look pretty darn hot natural toned. Matter of preference I guess.
75. StarTrekGrrl - June 14, 2010 7:45 PM
OMG, I totally want one of those... Any ideas of which one I should get?
I love the blue one, on the redhead? Maybe it's cuz I'm a redhead...
76. sajid - August 18, 2010 11:10 PM
hh
77. Will - October 20, 2010 4:49 PM
Anybody realize that from TOS to Next Gen, the captain and important people wear red? 'sup with that?