Jun 17 2009Gallery: Out Of This World Star Trek Cakes

We've already seen a little Star Trek cake action here on Geekologie, but, quite frankly Captain, that wasn't enough. So I'm beaming some more of those delicious bastards right up. Hit the jump to see them all, then the warp drive button. I SAID WARP DRIVE, DUMMY, THAT WAS SELF DESTRUCT! Quickly, to an escape pod! Haha, finally -- I didn't think we were ever get rid of that guy. Not you though, you're awesome.
Hit the jump for a bunch more.








Star Trek Cakes [neatorama]
Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who once ate a whole spaceship and still had room for a star.
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Reader Comments
1. Leppy - June 17, 2009 7:42 PM
so nummy
2. scurl - June 17, 2009 7:44 PM
this reminds me of delicious. i want a cake of 7 of 9's backside...made of jello...wiggle wiggle.
3. Mike - June 17, 2009 7:44 PM
i'd tap those cupcakes
4. D - June 17, 2009 7:44 PM
Is it just me or does it look like Kirk is sitting on the crapper?
5. scurl - June 17, 2009 7:46 PM
wait...pudding...pudding cake....damn you marijuana....oh i can't stay mad at you, come here...oh i love you...mmph oh yeah...mmurgh....whoawhoa, just one finger...yeah like that...ohhmmmph..huh huh hhuuhh FRJORKEN!!! sorry about you shirt, my fault...
6. Moose Knuckle - June 17, 2009 7:46 PM
The force is strong with these cakes...
7. naas - June 17, 2009 7:53 PM
4th pic is FTW nom nom nom
8. Pew³ - June 17, 2009 7:53 PM
The people who made these cakes deserved to get tazed.
BTW I thought the first picture was Kirk on the toilet. "To Boldly Go" has a whole new meaning.
9. Birr Crinton - June 17, 2009 7:55 PM
Star Trek cakes, no matter how they're made, they're all cheesecakes. Get it? Because Star Trek sucks.
10. Birr Crinton - June 17, 2009 7:56 PM
and #6 is eagerly waiting for somebody to flame his purposeful misreference.
11. nadalo日本にいます。(also in Japan) - June 17, 2009 7:59 PM
wow...a treky wet dream come true...now you can EAT captain kirk....
I have to admit the first one is actually very well done! now i need a bladerunner version..
12. Pew³ - June 17, 2009 8:01 PM
WTF is the deal with that last cake? Is anybody ok with that?
The Jean-Luc-Quilted-Mr.Mackey-headed....
Did picard have a small french mustache?
13. Moose Knuckle - June 17, 2009 8:05 PM
@10, c'mon, you laughed a little...
14. Milkman - June 17, 2009 8:06 PM
Why does spock look like the Count from Sesamie Street on the 2nd cake
15. fart bucket - June 17, 2009 8:21 PM
am i the only one who thinks the 1st cake looks like Captain Kirk sitting on a toilet with armrests?
am i also the only one who thinks a toilet with armrests is a glorious idea worthy of being developed commercially?
16. 3.14chan - June 17, 2009 8:31 PM
Sort of want
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17. Breakup Makeup - June 17, 2009 8:58 PM
It looks like hes sitting on a giant toilet bowl
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
18. Watch-303 - June 17, 2009 9:44 PM
WHOOAAA! MAD SKILLS TO WHOEVER MADE THE BORG CAKES AND THE ENTERPRISE. AS WELL AS THE KIRK CAKE!
19. Sadelis - June 17, 2009 9:45 PM
@4
That depends whether or not you drop by ISS to take a shit every day.
20. Oddity - June 17, 2009 9:49 PM
Star Trek sucks!
STAR WARS OWNS STAR TREKS A$$
21. Daisy - June 17, 2009 9:49 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back down where Max and Baja feed bubblegum to a guard dog at the local scrap yard then build a spaceship using an old chair and a circuit board that Max had a recurring dream about. Baja explains to the local school bully that "Elephantitis is when something gets bloated and ugly like your ASS".
22. led panel - June 17, 2009 9:52 PM
oh ..many style cool cakes ..
23. Gibralter - June 17, 2009 9:52 PM
W
24. Gibralter - June 17, 2009 10:19 PM
Why does that third cake have a symbol that is very reminiscent of the U.N. insignia?
25. haiguys - June 17, 2009 11:58 PM
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26. Condor (SKRAWWW!) - June 18, 2009 12:02 AM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAKKE!!
27. McCracken - June 18, 2009 12:10 AM
The last one sucks.
I like the 3rd one, it's sooo colorful.
@14 hahahaha
28. GLADIATOR - June 18, 2009 1:36 AM
I knew it ... Captain Kirk wears a toupé!!!
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29. FAILUREMAN! - June 18, 2009 1:50 AM
FIRST!!!!
30. Jockologie - June 18, 2009 1:51 AM
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31. Lookaze - June 18, 2009 3:34 AM
the last one is art!
32. instantmedias - June 18, 2009 3:38 AM
Amazing. they must have spend days making it.
33. warcraft gold - June 18, 2009 5:23 AM
I'd feel guilty running a knife on those goodies...well except for the last cake. It's amazing for people to come up with such unique creations. But still, I wouldn't dare eat those even if it costs my Death Knight's PVP points.
34. Beastman AIDS - June 18, 2009 5:51 AM
#34
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35. kreebilicus - June 18, 2009 7:42 AM
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36. Captain Kirks Arm - June 18, 2009 9:08 AM
The Enterprise cake owns!!!!!!!!!!111111
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37. CaptainAwesome - June 18, 2009 9:36 AM
What happened to the last one???
38. Quik - June 18, 2009 10:26 AM
Thanks for not showing a picture of the couple that got married from the third cake.
Also, I kinda hate fondant. I know it's the only thing that allows this kinda stuff to happen but it just seems like cheating. You put a layer of it on and then it's just sculpting. You don't have to use your imagination anymore just your artistic ability.
Now, I obviously respect the ability, especially that first one. Looks better than most action figures. It just doesn't seem like a cake anymore.
Of course if it didn't exist then the last cake would be the best looking one. I must admit that is the one that looks most delicious.
39. Zojin - June 18, 2009 10:28 AM
omg yeah... whats with the last one? :P
40. Daisy - June 18, 2009 12:03 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly ike that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max opened a bakery in baltimore, hired his friends and made a bunch of cakes with edible plastic and made a TV show about it.
41. Funny Guy - June 18, 2009 2:30 PM
I like the idea of the first pic, thinking that Kirk is sitting on an elevated elaborate toilet with the words "To boldly go" written on the base.
42. Drbendy - June 18, 2009 2:59 PM
"Captains Chocolate Log, Star Date and Walnut............"
oh dear
43. Minder - June 18, 2009 4:37 PM
"to boldy go"
...
Star Wars: Celebrating Split Infinitives Since 1966
:-/
44. john - June 18, 2009 8:36 PM
1st pic. Kirk is taking a space dump..
45. Darth - June 19, 2009 5:26 PM
It looks more like a Japanese toilet on the first pic.But still i'd believe that these cakes are tasty!
46. Frankerson - June 21, 2009 4:35 PM
#35-- It's fun to make everyone else's sims gay, it makes them wonder wth happened when they weren't playing.
I want that fifth cake.
47. Swingin fillis - June 24, 2009 1:48 AM
Your cake is a lie!
48. Swingin fillis - June 24, 2009 1:51 AM
You cant eat Jim, he's dead..
49. STOMPY - June 29, 2009 8:21 PM
So Freakin Cool
50. Gazz Hooper - November 4, 2009 7:13 AM
I soo need to find somebody to make me a Captain kirk on the Crapper, or failing that the the Battlestar Galatica is ace but doesnt have the same toilet humour appeal!
Anybody know roughly how much I'd be expecting to pay?