Jun 3 2009For Questionable Sale: Ghosts In Bottles
Want a pet ghost but too big a wuss to kill somebody in your own house? Well you're in luck, because now you can buy bottled ghosts for a scant $20. Just don't drink them!
Each Ghost is captured from a reported haunted establishment, (house, hotel, ship, cemetery, etc), by our Ghost Hunters.
We seal the ghost in it's own bottle. The bottle is sealed for your protection.You may release the Ghost at your own discretion and at your own risk.
The Ghost in the Bottle is contained mysteriously and is therefore sealed with wax shortly after the Ghost is caught. The bottle is sealed for your protection. It comes with very important information . We supply the Ghost, you supply the name. Individual Ghost experiences may vary as "Each Ghost is Unique"!
Pfft, bottled ghosts. Like a ghost couldn't get out of a damn waxed bottle if it wanted to. THEY'RE NOT GENIES YOU IDIOTS. I swear, some people don't know supernatural shit.
Thanks to Roger, who actually has a genie in a bottle and her name is Christina.
Reader Comments
1. naas - June 3, 2009 10:10 AM
I'll take 2, absolutely LOVE IT
2. naas - June 3, 2009 10:11 AM
bah a misread, I thought it was haunted absinthe. -2 for me, I'll leave them in the graveyard
3. chris - June 3, 2009 10:12 AM
lol @ naas
4. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - June 3, 2009 10:15 AM
You could be buying fart in a bottle
http://jfect.mybrute.com
5. FIRSTTARD - June 3, 2009 10:16 AM
FIRST!
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 3, 2009 10:22 AM
Dude, bad idea...
7. naas - June 3, 2009 10:30 AM
You know, I had an idea once (weed) to sell 'spirits' in bottles on ebay. I was just going to but a few cases of cheap red wine, drink 1/3 of them, take the rest to a witch doctor living in the forest somewhere between here & the airport. For 3 dozen chicken bones I was going to have him bless(curse) them with his dark powers around a bunch of obituaries on the floor so I could market them as spirits possessed by spirits on eBay.
I ended up drinking all the wine, visiting the witch doctor & stealing his mailbox - which I later sold on ebay for $40. Now I see dead people with blacked out eyes all the time screaming silently
8. Marshall - June 3, 2009 10:31 AM
I always wanted my own Poe in a bottle! Be careful not to drink it they lower your health a few hearts!
9. naas - June 3, 2009 10:31 AM
woa, but =buy proofread fail
10. Watch-303 - June 3, 2009 10:39 AM
weird, but also a scam.
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 3, 2009 10:40 AM
Site blocked.
URL Category: Alternative Spirituality/Occult;Shopping
It this a cute way of selling booze? If not, then they've really done it. Bottled air. Goddamn intertubes.
12. naas - June 3, 2009 10:45 AM
@11 http://hudsonweb.net/writer/pics/spaceballs_large_05.jpg
13. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 3, 2009 10:50 AM
You totally read my mind, nass.
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 3, 2009 10:52 AM
Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.
15. 3.14chan - June 3, 2009 10:59 AM
Hey! There is no ghost in my bottle!
16. 3.14chan - June 3, 2009 11:00 AM
I only buy it if there is a pac-man aproved seal!
17. excellentwork - June 3, 2009 11:00 AM
that site is great
he is brining in traffic so u kno hes gettin paid from ads
and he is selling garbage for $20, (would sell better @ $19.99), which is still cheaper than NYC boxed garbage
its that sit at home money :D
18. kreebilicus - June 3, 2009 11:04 AM
these are REAL! i bought one once and all this STRANGE stuff started happening! TOTALLY TRUE! just don't put it in your soup or stew or IT WILL TURN INTO GHOULASH!!!
19. Landorf - June 3, 2009 11:18 AM
@ 18
HAHAHA
ghoul-ash, great stuff right there :D
20. McCracken - June 3, 2009 11:19 AM
Wouldn't putting ghost in a bottle to sell REALLY piss them off? What if you open the bottle and then you get stabed or someting? I guess what they mean by "at your own risk"...
21. McCracken - June 3, 2009 11:31 AM
That's some crazy sh!t. And I always fell like I'm being watched. My room is so messy I doubt I would notice is some items were missing. I already hear odd noise at night that I don't know what they are. And hear doors open and close slowly. And sometimes some things turn off by them self...
22. rh - June 3, 2009 11:32 AM
Tim Powers wrote a book about this ten years ago. Nothing new.
rh
23. CoinOperatedBoi - June 3, 2009 11:34 AM
@20
I got stabed once....not sure exactly what had happened to me but it wasn't pleasant.
24. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 11:36 AM
Oh, sure,!!
Who wouldn't pay 20bucks for an empty bottle and a piece of paper?
25. Void - June 3, 2009 11:36 AM
Everyone knows that only an ecto-containment unit in the basement of an old fire station can hold ghosts. Well, that and a force field trap activated by a foot pedal.
26. CoinOperatedBoi - June 3, 2009 11:39 AM
@25
Yeah shenanigans.....who we gonna call?!
27. Eric - June 3, 2009 11:43 AM
Good god... all the Testimonials are written by the seller...they all have the exact same broken english. Obviously fake but a fun idea nonetheless!
28. Captain - June 3, 2009 12:09 PM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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29. changerofways12 - June 3, 2009 12:53 PM
rawr rawr rawr rawr XD
30. McStinky - June 3, 2009 1:47 PM
@28
My Brut:
http://www.brutworld.com/products_cologne.aspx
31. Jaded Icon - June 3, 2009 2:03 PM
Interesting in a rip off kind of way...
32. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 3, 2009 2:27 PM
FTW!
33. Quik - June 3, 2009 2:52 PM
@10 - It's a SCAM!?!?!
34. DrNecropolis - June 3, 2009 3:02 PM
If I drink the spirit do I get special powers? Also, if this were true, I don't think opening the bottle would be dangerous because from the warnings page it sounds like the ghosts are just inconsiderate roommates
35. Darth - June 3, 2009 3:36 PM
I sell ghosts to folks.Let me see,are there any empty beerbottles left?
36. NeverPlayedWOW - June 3, 2009 4:36 PM
Are there really people retarded enough to buy this?
37. Heather (on vacation!) - June 3, 2009 8:57 PM
I've got a ghost in my bra. Wanna see?
38. Mikey - June 4, 2009 2:02 AM
Thats awesome, ghosts can walk through walls but are somehow mystified by the constraints of a glass bottle. What will they think of next.
39. Captain - June 4, 2009 6:49 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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40. Jaded Icon - June 4, 2009 8:56 AM
@ 38
They are magic bottles. Left in the recycling bin outside of Gordon "Fücking" Shumway's place.
41. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 4, 2009 12:38 PM
@40
I was wondering what happend to those.