Jun 11 2009Dino Break Ups: The Story Of My Life
If you've ever wanted to get to know me better, watch this video -- it's the story of my life. And, if you can't tell, I don't perform well in relationships. But don't let that stop you. Ladies?
Thanks to helliebee and Megan, who just realized they don't want to date me after all.
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Reader Comments
1. Matt - June 11, 2009 4:51 PM
That was pretty good.
2. naas - June 11, 2009 4:51 PM
Sadness falls upon prehistoric times
3. Captain - June 11, 2009 4:51 PM
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4. naas - June 11, 2009 4:52 PM
zomg that was awesome hahaha
5. lissy - June 11, 2009 4:57 PM
nice
6. Tennist0 - June 11, 2009 5:16 PM
I cried...the dino just couldn't take that kind of pain, it got me so upset!
7. Nick - June 11, 2009 5:28 PM
That was pretty good. I was taken aback at the lack of links in the article, though.
8. Davo - June 11, 2009 5:35 PM
haha @ eating the dog
9. Daisy - June 11, 2009 5:45 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong..
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver Back Down where MAx was working in a software company and sent a fat loser to work on the dinosaur island. This loser tried to steal dino embryos from Samuel L Jackson, but instead got killed by the dinosaurs. At his funeral it was said he died happy, with the seed from a dino all over his underwear.
10. Ollie Williams - June 11, 2009 6:11 PM
I feel you on this one GW, I really do. Literally, stop touching my leg. Oh you know I'm kidding. I wish I knew how to quit you.
11. reece - June 11, 2009 6:31 PM
This is from a British show "the wrong door" there a funyer sketchs, look it up
12. Ollie Williams - June 11, 2009 6:51 PM
@11
Really? Are you serious? I would have never guessed that since the title of the video is "The Wrong Door (BBC): Philip". Welcome to the interwebz!
13. GLADIATOR - June 11, 2009 6:59 PM
A RELATIONSHIP WITH PREHISTORIC DINOSAURS ... THIS IS WORSE THAN DATING A GILF! =/
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14. Dave - June 11, 2009 6:59 PM
lol that was pretty good
15. E!Rock - June 11, 2009 7:16 PM
Say hello to my new favorite video on the internet
16. Barry - June 12, 2009 3:20 AM
i wonder if ladies would dig a dino suit. may be i should get one for prom... with laser beams coming out of the eye. reminds me of that flying dino games that shoots lazer. YAY! DINOS!
17. encoder - June 12, 2009 4:30 AM
soo. did you have a dyno boyfriend? :D
18. kreebilicus - June 12, 2009 4:37 AM
i'm a gynosaur
19. Sarah-Ashton - June 12, 2009 6:29 AM
LOL!
T-Rex. <3
Saps, xo
20. Sarah-Ashton - June 12, 2009 6:30 AM
...or a raptor? Damn... I can't tell. =S. Someone fill me in! Lol
Saps, xo
21. Jaded Icon - June 12, 2009 7:37 AM
This goes to show that no matter the species, females are always bitches.
22. Pat - June 12, 2009 8:32 AM
So, a T-Rex is really just like an excitable dog?
23. Alex - June 12, 2009 10:13 AM
Great...!! Lol....
24. m0nkey - June 12, 2009 5:21 PM
stupid
25. Bones C. - June 12, 2009 6:49 PM
How dare she break poor phillips heart like that! (a little time apart my dino ass). She just wanted some strange..Dirty dino girl! Dirty dirty!
26. Galtacticus - June 13, 2009 10:02 AM
Thanks! This reminds me on my dentist appointment!
27. Margaret - July 20, 2009 9:30 AM
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