Dino Break Ups: The Story Of My Life

If you've ever wanted to get to know me better, watch this video -- it's the story of my life. And, if you can't tell, I don't perform well in relationships. But don't let that stop you. Ladies?

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Thanks to helliebee and Megan, who just realized they don't want to date me after all.

• "We Don't Date N00bs, We PWN Them!"

  August 12, 2009

  This is a video about the problems associated with dating a World of Warcraft n00b when you come from a L337 family. Namely, that your parents won't approve of the relationship. Sadly, watching this video reminded me of the time when I started dating one of those RealDolls a ... / Continue →
• Dating Matches: Number One, Number One!!

  May 21, 2010

  Oh God please don't be one of the girls. Online Dating Fail [failblog] Thanks to PhilRules, Justinknots, Simon, Theapexninja Guy, Matt, Spartacus, vladimir and Asgrim The Mighty, who all reviewed their matches and found at least one chick with a penis.... / Continue →
• Love: Girl Seeks Geekologie Fan In San Diego

  January 29, 2010

  Alright this is probably the last personal ad I'll be posting because, damnit, I can't play cupid all the time. But, since I posted a guy's ad earlier this week, here comes a girl's in response BECAUSE I'M NOT SEXIST. Sex-y, yes, sex-ist, no. So, any of you male readers in t... / Continue →