Jun 3 2009Damnit Obama, Accept My Friend Request
We've already featured some fake celebrity Facebook pages on Geekologie, so why not the president's? Yes, why not the president's? That's something I ask my self everyday just once a few minutes ago. Also, if you haven't already joined the Geekologie page on Facebook, you are no innovator. You are a laggard. And, if you know anything about the Everett Rogers Diffusion of Innovation theory, that's the worst kind. Now I know what you're thinking, "Holy shit, the Geekologie Writer must have like thirty genius brains", but you're wrong, I have an infinity. Times infinity. Kidding, totally think with my junk.
Hit the jump to see the whole profile, which may or not feature Kim Jong-il riding a missile (it does).
Barack Obama's Facebook Feed [slate]
Thanks to Fally, who takes a shot every time I post one of her tips. *sniff* I'm getting all choked up.
Reader Comments
1. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 12:12 PM
FLURST!!!!!!!
2. naas - June 3, 2009 12:22 PM
Damn @1 I thought you were human, what a way to fail yourself.
The facebook page is great btw, and by that I mean the geekologie page
3. idawg - June 3, 2009 12:23 PM
facebook is for poofs.
4. Guesticles - June 3, 2009 12:31 PM
ah lol yeah im a fan of the GW page love this site first time commenting 4th!(or 5th!)
5. naas - June 3, 2009 12:38 PM
@4 try sparing yourself from firstardation (worse than zombification) and you'll be warmly welcomed with care & tender things geeky
6. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 3, 2009 12:39 PM
@4
Welcome to the Geekologie Comment Board. Your firstardedness will not be tolerated. Go die in a fire. NOW!
7. 24-bit whore - June 3, 2009 12:39 PM
Yes, try NOT doing what @1 has one
8. 24-bit whore - June 3, 2009 12:40 PM
done, not one!
9. naas - June 3, 2009 12:41 PM
Ha see @4? You've been informed sir
10. Daisi - June 3, 2009 12:46 PM
fake...
Just not the same anymore...
yes im growing old and frail now, I think its time for lil ole daisy to rest n her bed and wait for the mail man to arrive so i can lecture him about what i did back in the old days..
aahh the old days..
11. Tide - June 3, 2009 12:50 PM
Fake. You can totally tell it isn't Obama. First off, he isn't black. Second, he's standing in the grass, not smoking it.
12. Tide - June 3, 2009 12:51 PM
Damn you, Fake Daisy.
13. z4x0r - June 3, 2009 12:57 PM
Oh, man I laughed hard!
14. FIRSTTARD - June 3, 2009 1:06 PM
FIRST!
15. Nightfall - June 3, 2009 1:07 PM
Facebook, myspace whatever...they are all lame.
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
16. naas - June 3, 2009 1:08 PM
@10 Daisy will be back next week, it's vacation season for weeds & flowers
17. Paul? - June 3, 2009 1:13 PM
hahaha, very entertaining.
18. Ollie Williams - June 3, 2009 1:19 PM
I laughed until I stopped.
19. Jaded Icon - June 3, 2009 1:51 PM
This was pretty funny and fun was had on both parties, so no angry comments dammit!! That means you @ 20!!!
20. Alex - June 3, 2009 2:07 PM
@19 F**K YOU
21. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 2:20 PM
@2
Ya' man, (..wuz busy), sorry you're so distraught 'bout me not being human and all, but you''ll probably get over it.
22. naas - June 3, 2009 2:36 PM
distraught no, ashamed yes - for you & yes probably
23. Quik - June 3, 2009 2:45 PM
@15 Because Nightfall / Nightbringer101 is an authority on all things Lame!
24. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 3:33 PM
@22
Well, don't let all those bad feelings bottle up inside of you like that..
You should probably see someone about that.
25. Darth - June 3, 2009 3:50 PM
The most surprising part of the story is that it's the real Barack Obama!
26. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 5:55 PM
Ya, I strongly dislike facebook--always have & always will.
27. GLADIATOR - June 3, 2009 6:29 PM
Facebook is one way you lose your privacy. The more information you provide, the more security you give away.
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
28. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 6:47 PM
...but I clearly hate mybrute.com more than facebook.
29. Name (required): - June 3, 2009 8:03 PM
Does TheSuperficial have a page on Facebook?
30. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 8:44 PM
No clue dude. Does Facebook have a page on Facebook?
31. Heather (on vacation) - June 3, 2009 8:56 PM
This rules. So there.
32. Guesticles - June 4, 2009 2:38 AM
i have been shunned
33. Captain - June 4, 2009 7:02 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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34. Jaded Icon - June 4, 2009 8:45 AM
@ 20
No Alex, F**K YOU!! (ahhhh....I feel better, thanks for that)
35. Guesticles - June 4, 2009 11:55 AM
@all those who told me what to do okay then NOT 32nd ;)