Jun 18 2009Boom Boom Candles Sadly Not Explosive
These candles were designed by Mystake to look dynamite and bombs. They're called notmy candles, as in "those are notmy penis tracks in the peanut butter". The bomb costs $5 and the dynamite $7, but you can get them both for $11 and save a Lincoln. I mean Washington. Or do I? I don't know anymore.
bomb and dynamite candles are a real blast [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. /Eyeroll - June 18, 2009 10:23 AM
3 $1 candles with a quarters worth of zip ties and it costs $7?! Smart...
2. The Wire - June 18, 2009 10:23 AM
TASTY.. Yum
3. STOMPY - June 18, 2009 10:23 AM
GW, you make penisbutter and jelly sandwhiches too?!
4. Mike - June 18, 2009 10:25 AM
That candles........wait for it......THE BOMB!
5. Andyman - June 18, 2009 10:25 AM
What's with the scribbling? Are these Photoshopped???
6. grr - June 18, 2009 10:26 AM
wtf.. samefag?
7. you know who - June 18, 2009 10:27 AM
omg when i first saw the picture i thought someone took a picture of me naked, i only have 1 ball its very large so it makes up for the one that is missing and the length is about right for when im not all the way up.... ladies want to help get it the rest of the way there?
8. LSDiesel - June 18, 2009 10:34 AM
I'm going to buy them in bulk and sell them to flight attendants on the job.
9. Quik - June 18, 2009 10:36 AM
The designer name "Mystake" reminds me of a story. Like to hear it, here it goes.
When my Japanese wife was pregnant we were at a party with friends and decided to let everyone help us name our child. So we passed the hat and people wrote in suggestions.
The best one was Mistake but with a pronunciation guide to make it sound Japanese. So it sounded like Mis-tock-aye.
So when I saw the designer name I pronounced it this way.
Of course it wasn't a planned pregnancy.
10. TetterkeT - June 18, 2009 10:39 AM
@7 You have 3 penises?
I want to buy these and put them in my carry-on luggage. :D
11. Barry - June 18, 2009 10:43 AM
i'd probably get some of those mixed with the real ones and SHUFF THEM UP MY ENEMIES' ASS!!!!!!
12. Barry - June 18, 2009 10:43 AM
i'd probably get some of those mixed with the real ones and SHUFF THEM UP MY ENEMIES' ASS!!!!!!
13. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 18, 2009 10:48 AM
Ah yes. The fourth is coming up and this reminds me I need to head over to Indiana and get some explosives. BOOM BITCH!
14. REW - June 18, 2009 10:54 AM
@10 You want to buy 3 penises and put them in your carry-on luggage?
15. Tyler - June 18, 2009 10:57 AM
1 in every 1000 orders gets a surprise real explosive!
If you want to save a Lincoln you'll need a time machine...
16. STOMPY - June 18, 2009 11:04 AM
@14
Nicely played...
17. Timbo - June 18, 2009 11:14 AM
Nice...nice
18. DynOmite - June 18, 2009 11:20 AM
Wiity!
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
19. Daisy - June 18, 2009 12:14 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and some friends get released on a charge of vagrancy and chicken stealing They are hired by a woman to fix her doorbell, and their antics cause the servents to quit. Max and his friends fill in for the party she is throwing that night, They make a terrible dinner and the cake fell. They accidentally pumped it full of gas instead of air, and when the birthday boy blows out the candles the cake exploded all over everyone. After the explosion Max realized the guest of honor was the judge who released them earlier.
20. Breakup Makeup - June 18, 2009 2:00 PM
That's actually pretty smart... I wonder why no one thought of that earlier...
http://www.breakupmakeup.com
21. Watch-303 - June 18, 2009 2:50 PM
cool!
22. Ubu7 - June 18, 2009 4:41 PM
Oh sniggity, dawg, that candle is da BOMB, yo.
*BOOM, HEADSHOT*
23. GLADIATOR - June 18, 2009 8:51 PM
A couple of those and you will say to yourself "that blows"
That's some pretty expesive candy
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The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
24. led panel - June 18, 2009 9:38 PM
Looks like True ..! but not true ..!! haha
25. Darth - June 19, 2009 5:33 PM
It must be romantic to have these bombs lighted! Anybody!?