Jun 30 2009Blocky Moonwalky: Michael Jackson As LEGO
This is Michael Jackson in LEGO form. And, because I'm actually made of solid gold classiness, I'm not going there. And by there I mean Michael Jackson jokes. And by not going I mean I heard they're going to burn the body so he can be the king of snap and crackle now too. *moonwalks self in crotch*
Michael Jackson - Moonwalk [mocpages]
Thanks to naas, who danced his ass off one time. Literally, both cheeks, gone.
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Reader Comments
1. Madgame - June 30, 2009 4:42 PM
Chamon!
2. stitch - June 30, 2009 4:43 PM
AWESOME
3. Notsure - June 30, 2009 4:43 PM
That's the blackest MJ ever!
4. Madgame - June 30, 2009 4:45 PM
might have to whip out the genesis and play some moonwalker. And by genesis i mean my penis
5. Jerry - June 30, 2009 4:55 PM
Why won't he just die? 'Cause he's made of plaaaaastic!
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
6. Annie - June 30, 2009 4:55 PM
xD LMFAO
7. Billy Rapture - June 30, 2009 4:56 PM
Damn.
They need one for the lean from Smooth Criminal.
Thats awesome.
8. What Would Franko Do? - June 30, 2009 4:59 PM
Michael Jackson as a Lego? Great, now this time the kids get to play with him......
9. steve - June 30, 2009 5:03 PM
why does this guy hate on good ole mj?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2YLmWFsBXg
post bad comments on bad video
10. Daisy - June 30, 2009 5:07 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadowe's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max hit a golfball into the groundskeepers apartment. They shared a joint and some wine, and the groundskeeper invited himself to swim in Max's pool. Max suggested the pond would be better for him though.
11. stitch - June 30, 2009 5:10 PM
what a bad paintjob, i could do better
www.tinyurl.com/laramac
12. blp - June 30, 2009 5:13 PM
lol, I hadn't heard that one about the snap and crackle before. I heard all the other jokes before the poor bastard was cold.
13. Zombeleton - June 30, 2009 5:13 PM
Hmm, anyone else besides me realize that Billy Mays and Michael Jackson where both 50? I think Ole Billy didn't wanna be out done by Jackson so he conked himself in the head -Nod nod- So now we just have to wait for someone to bring out the ole oxyclean Lego figure
14. Lulz - June 30, 2009 5:13 PM
Looks like it could be a character from Final Fantasy 7...
15. What Would Franko Do? - June 30, 2009 5:15 PM
They say that celebrity deaths always come in threes, but pitchman Billy Mays just had to throw one in, "ABSOLUTLEY FREE!!""
Rock me...
16. Collie Monster - June 30, 2009 5:24 PM
so r they gna make a white one? Mj r u ok? r u ok? r u ok MJ? xD
17. dickbutt - June 30, 2009 5:28 PM
HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA NOW ALL KIDS GET TO PLAY WITH HIM HUAHUAHUAHUA I R ORGINAL JOKESTER.
18. Steph - June 30, 2009 5:41 PM
Hey any hotties wanna chat call me at 631-708-4240 I will be waiting ^_^
19. two point oh - June 30, 2009 5:48 PM
@ Everyone with jokes.
This man is a legend & will never die no matter what decisions he's made or what race he is. He has accomplished more than what any of you douche bags has ever done.
R.I.P. King of Pop a.k.a. Michael Joseph Jackson.
20. two point oh - June 30, 2009 6:15 PM
@ me.
I'm a douche and feel the need to validate myself by insulting others for having a sense of humor and not crying over someone they have never personally known. I love you MJ. I wish you could have touched my penis while I was still a child!
21. Richad McBeef - June 30, 2009 6:25 PM
No stop motion? This is weak. This is weaker than those movie posters redone with legos from a few weeks ago.
@19 - Just cuz you liked it when MJ fingered you doesn't mean all those leukemia kids did.
22. asian sensation - June 30, 2009 6:26 PM
its not a real micheal jackson lego until it has enough surgery to got from being black plastic to white playdough
23. St Joseph - June 30, 2009 6:31 PM
Wow Black Lego Mj SOmebody is sooo in denial
24. candimann - June 30, 2009 6:59 PM
YAY now kids can touch him the same way he touched them well except not sexually............ one down
now if only we could take out the catholic priesthood and the wiggles..........
25. TommyB - June 30, 2009 7:02 PM
It looks like James Brown ^_^
26. David - June 30, 2009 7:26 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the nose is all wrong.
:)
27. naas - June 30, 2009 8:06 PM
heeeeee heeeeeEEEEE
WHOOOooh
28. two point oh - June 30, 2009 9:43 PM
i knew that was coming. im glad we're all grown up enough to respect the legendary pop king and make jokes when hes r.i.p. so when all of yall are done being 12 year old little girls maybe you can respect the respected. dumbasses.
29. O_o - June 30, 2009 9:53 PM
@ 28... I think insulting someone by calling them a 12 year old little girl would be in effect you insulting 12 year old litte girls... why don't you just ignore the comments or go find another forum to post on? I wonder if michael jackson actually did have innapropriate relations with your child if you would still defend him as much since he's 'respected' as you put it... point is just STFU asshole!
30. big brown - June 30, 2009 10:09 PM
why does everyone remember MJ for the bad things he did? yea he had issues but he donated a lot of his money to foundations, but NO ONE remembers that, all they remember is the bad things
31. O_o - June 30, 2009 10:17 PM
@ 30... thats true but bad things tend to stand out more especially when it's someone famous I suppose. was just making a point in my earlier post though
32. dave - July 1, 2009 2:36 AM
@ everyone with the jokes.
There is a line crossed when you make a joke about someone who recently passed away who was a legend that influenced many including myself. I personally admit to saying jokes but now is not the time.. give the guy some respect there's a difference between being a douche and getting girls and being a douche and getting no play, and those of you who make jokes about M.J. now are definitely douche's that get none.
33. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 1, 2009 7:42 AM
@ everyone with the jokes
Keep it up. I find it very funny.
@ crybaby MJ fans
Where were you when a real talent, Chuck Schuldiner, died? I tell you where. You were busy trying to shove your cocks into children. Now STFU and get of the Geek Pages.
34. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 1, 2009 7:43 AM
*off
35. Rhialto - July 1, 2009 8:17 AM
Could the Moonwalk be developed from the Polka?
36. Timbo - July 1, 2009 8:20 AM
Skins too dark...
37. Jaded Icon - July 1, 2009 8:47 AM
@ 28 & 32
My question to you is why this bothers you so much? Do these comments feel like personal slights? Should we pity him (Michael Jackson), because he is dead or because he died in disgrace? Which is it?
38. pappy smeary - July 1, 2009 9:52 AM
oh yeah, that looks just like him...
Can everyone stop giving a shit about this pedofile, this was xanax/ ambien's greatest contribution to the world.
39. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 1, 2009 9:58 AM
30 - I know, right? If I donated $2 million to charity and then on the way home raped your 5 year old - you'd totally remember me for the charity donation, right?
Farrah Fawcet's dying wish was to protect the children of the world. It was granted aprrox 10 hours later when MJ died.
40. What Would Franko Do - July 1, 2009 11:01 AM
@39
ZING!!!
@Two point Oh- Blow me bitch boy!
41. captain obvious - July 1, 2009 11:30 AM
this post could be endless of MJ crybabies vs joke tellers
42. BoogerEater - July 1, 2009 12:56 PM
looks more like jamesbrown but w/e
43. Andrew - July 1, 2009 1:25 PM
awesome! But there is one thing misleading, Michael Jackson isnt black, HE'S WHITE YO!! lol
44. ch4p3l - July 1, 2009 2:46 PM
@ 30 & 32
Yeah I totally agree. Remember all the good things Hitler did? But nooooo, all he gets remembered for is the genocide of 11 million people. Sux dude :(
(this is dripping with sarcasm in case no one realizes it)
45. anonomyous poster! - July 1, 2009 3:33 PM
its about time LEGO melted him down. now the jokes about kids playing with him for a chance will come true.
46. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 1, 2009 3:49 PM
@44
Hitler was a sensitive man
47. DaveyDaHangyCardine - July 2, 2009 12:57 AM
HAHAHAHAHA
http://www.musikahankaraoke.com/mjsmoothcriminalsong.htm
48. chickster - July 6, 2009 2:32 AM
LOVE MJ, all the haters are just products of the sensational-obsessed media.
49. Don - July 6, 2009 6:10 PM
@13: already taken care of.
http://flic.kr/p/6AKkFU
50. Crappola - July 6, 2009 10:41 PM
...besides... a lego skeletor is much more closer to the real MJ. Back to the drawing board LEGO. *for shame*
51. Tookie B Illin - July 29, 2009 9:05 PM
anyone heard elton john's song about MJ?
it's called "Don't let your son go down on me"