Jun 2 2009Best Website EVER (Geekologie Excluded)

Explosionsandboobs.com is just that. Explosions. And. Boobs. That's it. Every time you visit you get one shot of an explosion and one of sweater melons. Nothing to read (minus "and"), just awesomesauce in its rawest form. BOOM! Boobs. Just like that.
Thanks to jonat8han, who has a crazy ass numeral in the middle of his name. And to D-Bizz, who doesn't.
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Reader Comments
1. Grammarnazi - June 2, 2009 3:39 PM
FLUTST!!!!
2. Lomig - June 2, 2009 3:40 PM
Does one need to have a mullet to log on to this site? Just checkin'
3. GRAMMARNAZI - June 2, 2009 3:41 PM
I mean...."FLURST!!!!"
4. GRAMMARNAZI - June 2, 2009 3:43 PM
HEY!!!!!................where is everyone?............Are ya' checkin' out the melons?
5. SiGee - June 2, 2009 3:43 PM
nom nom nom nom nom noms, b1tchez!!!!!!!!!
6. SiGee - June 2, 2009 3:44 PM
we have all died and gone to heaven!
7. McCracken - June 2, 2009 3:48 PM
*faceplam*
8. jay - June 2, 2009 3:49 PM
Indexing has not been disabled on the site...
so simply head over to.
http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/boobs/
or
http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/explosions/
and see all that you like
9. proteon - June 2, 2009 3:49 PM
You're the right generation to enjoy Armageddon. Not the movie.
10. Billy Rapture - June 2, 2009 3:56 PM
Oh, the simplicity.
Oh, the beauty.
Oh, the what-the-f***-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-ity.
Beautiful.
Simply beautiful.
*FAPFAPNOTINTHAFACE!FAPFAP*
11. John Galt - June 2, 2009 3:58 PM
Holy shit, that is the best site ever.
12. John Galt - June 2, 2009 3:59 PM
No... I just realized: to be perfect, this site would need a third pane featuring various preparations of bacon.
13. turtoise - June 2, 2009 4:05 PM
@8 you ruined the fun !! a*S ho*e !!!!
14. Quik - June 2, 2009 4:07 PM
I think GW should use this as inspiration and make a slight revision to the Geekologie website.
I see some empty space over here ------------------------------------------------->
Perfect spot for some boobies.
They can keep the explosions.
15. wolfhound - June 2, 2009 4:08 PM
Because women are consumer products and only valued for their sex appeal. Nice.
16. Quik - June 2, 2009 4:09 PM
I have never hated my work web-blocker more than this day.
17. Quik - June 2, 2009 4:12 PM
@15 - Do you think explosions get mad because they are so awesome.
No, no they don't. They are just grateful that they are awesome.
You could learn something from explosions.
18. Dirjel - June 2, 2009 4:19 PM
I have a new homepage.
Sorry, about:blank.
19. astanix - June 2, 2009 4:26 PM
wish i would have thought of that!
my site only has boobs and boobs :(
20. Sage - June 2, 2009 4:28 PM
http://www.marie-gets-deflowered.com/?id=43c1b0a0
21. naas - June 2, 2009 4:28 PM
love it
22. Earn $100 Per Day with PPC - June 2, 2009 4:36 PM
My eyes are filling up with tears of joy.
23. JoMama - June 2, 2009 4:47 PM
And I'm prouuuud toooo be an Americaaaaan!
24. FIRSTTARD - June 2, 2009 4:55 PM
FIRST!
25. pstone - June 2, 2009 5:26 PM
not all the explosions or boobs are all that great, but I am not a picky man and will take what I can get.
26. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - June 2, 2009 5:41 PM
Why didn't I think of that?
That is true awesomeness and grandeur. Brilliant!!!
27. Jaded Icon - June 2, 2009 5:51 PM
Actually I was expecting more fake boobs than real. I'm glad there was a healthy 50% ratio of fake and real. Explosions? What do you mean there were also explosions......
28. DarkWolf - June 2, 2009 5:58 PM
Don't know about you, but that site got me pretty hot...
:D
29. GRAMMARNAZI - June 2, 2009 6:06 PM
melons
30. birdie - June 2, 2009 6:31 PM
As a lesbian pyromaniac...I approve :D
31. Freddy K - June 2, 2009 6:32 PM
damn firewall.
I'm leaving right now to go home and look at boobs and explosions
32. Douglas - June 2, 2009 6:34 PM
Is it weird i recognized the 4th boob upon refresh? Am I too boob addicted? boobdicted?
33. GRAMMARNAZI - June 2, 2009 6:48 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmelons
34. vaf! - June 2, 2009 6:59 PM
90% of these boobs are sub-par.
35. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - June 2, 2009 7:04 PM
@28
Aww sh!t. Are we having gay sex?
OMG Yes!
*clapping*
36. GRAMMARNATZI - June 2, 2009 7:15 PM
Hey,
where's that fu%&^$%$cking captain- brutal-hash dickwad ? Did he get deported or something? I need to insult at someone.
37. Truk - June 2, 2009 7:37 PM
@17 :))))
Why are the boobs covered? I wanna say "Fail" but I can't because that site is still a great idea.
38. GRAMMARNAZI - June 2, 2009 8:42 PM
Explosionsandboobs.com is the result of some 25 odd years of internet evolution.
I don't know 'bout you guys but I'm quite proud, and a little choked up.
39. Dr.Freak - June 2, 2009 8:49 PM
@36 Why not let fly at the d1ckhead on post# 20 with the bogus link?
40. GRAMMARNAZI - June 2, 2009 8:57 PM
@39
Na man, I bare no animosity towards that dude, probably a nice guy...........................I just pity him.
41. Lokuzt - June 2, 2009 10:16 PM
agh #8 you beat me to it!
aktough I was just going to post the boob index :)
http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/boobs/
42. FromQuebec - June 2, 2009 10:21 PM
can't stop pressing F5...
43. thatguyruste - June 2, 2009 11:01 PM
Shoulda been called:
boomsandboobs.com
You've got the rhyming...
The even simpler simplistic URL...
and did I mention the rhyming??
Now, back to explosionsandboobs.com I go...
(...drool...)
44. Jrdn - June 3, 2009 12:12 AM
ahahahaha
is it horrible i wouldn't mind seeing my boobs up there?
lol
45. SuckMyComment - June 3, 2009 12:34 AM
@44 no, its adorable. also, i don't know which way to look! my neck hurts. i keep settling on boobs though.
46. Tobler1 - June 3, 2009 2:01 AM
Better than?
http://www.werule.com/
They dont even need a working email address. Because, they... Rule.
47. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 3, 2009 7:14 AM
That's no expolsion! It's Goliath's beer fart!
48. hi! - June 3, 2009 7:51 AM
http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1526597
49. d76th - June 3, 2009 8:05 AM
rofl.
i know if i were at the meeting for a new site
i'd be at first
"explosions... boobs... I know!
exploding boobs!"
whilst being pulled back and corrected to create the genius idea.
if.
50. Drunkman - June 3, 2009 8:06 AM
Explosions and nipples would be better.
51. Captain - June 3, 2009 8:39 AM
Must See!!!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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52. Jaded Icon - June 3, 2009 8:40 AM
Now we only need a site where some collects geeky ideology like robots, dinosaurs and bacon....hmmmmm....help me out guys.
53. Joey - June 3, 2009 8:53 AM
Sometimes simple stuff is the best!
http://nesjoe.mybrute.com/
54. E of R - June 3, 2009 9:08 AM
Next up WWW.BOTTOMSANDBOMBS.COM
55. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 3, 2009 9:17 AM
Good morning my geeky boobdicted buddies! Sorry I haven't been able to grace the comments section with my presense more often this week. I'll be back to my annoying self in a few weeks!
56. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 3, 2009 9:25 AM
@55
Good. I was beginning to worry.
57. P - June 3, 2009 9:35 AM
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=56863433
58. boo - June 3, 2009 9:44 AM
How can I win? Why no statistics? Why am I even asking?
59. Timbo - June 3, 2009 10:06 AM
GW must be sleeping in today...
60. Nightfall - June 3, 2009 10:08 AM
Awesome...so awesome
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
61. naas - June 3, 2009 10:08 AM
I dunno, I don't mind the boobs still being at the top of the page
62. Ollie Williams - June 3, 2009 10:51 AM
The lack of new articles to fill up my morning at work is making me angry.
63. Captain - June 3, 2009 12:07 PM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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64. Quik - June 3, 2009 2:15 PM
@44 - Is it horrible I wouldn't mind seeing your boobs up there?
65. Rhialto - June 3, 2009 3:34 PM
The interesting fact about this website is that the owner is a lesbian!
66. Mikey - June 4, 2009 2:04 AM
That doesnt compare to my website dedicated to pictures of exploding boobs. I'm just ahead of my time.
67. zelemirh - June 4, 2009 8:32 AM
If you hit refresh you don't have to keep logging in to see new boobs! I just increased my work productivity and yours!!!
68. Tom Long - June 5, 2009 1:34 PM
How bad is it that I instantly recognised Salma Hayek's impressive rack in the GW's screenshot?
69. quenossy - June 5, 2009 1:47 PM
This is sexist. Are men so immature that all they can appreciate about women is their breasts? Way to go. You're destroying and cheapening our culture. What if you were discriminated like women? What if you might not get a job because your dick isn't big enough?
70. big bub - June 6, 2009 6:47 PM
@16
That's what proxies are for ;-)
71. OneMoreGadget - June 9, 2009 1:10 AM
LAST!
and um. I broke the website.
72. i'm not sayin - June 12, 2009 9:35 PM
@ 69:buzz kill........it's funny though that his number is 69