Aperture Laboratories Van Spotted In The Wild

"Hey kids, who wants free cake?!"

aperture science van tooling around, scaring the hell out of people [technabob]

• Freebies!: Get Portal Free Now Till May 24th

  May 13, 2010

  If you haven't played Portal now's your chance to do it for free. Valve is giving away free downloads of the hit from now until May 24th. All you have to do is go to THIS WEBSITE and click that big-ass red button. Before you know it you'll be jumping through holes and coming... / Continue →
• "The Ducks Are Not Mine": David Thorne (The Seven Legged Spider Drawer) Is Back At It

  June 3, 2009

  It's hard to top the seven legged spider debacle, but David Thorne took another stab at it when he was notified by his landlord that he is not allowed to have pets in his apartment. David has definitely got some funny stuff in there, but the best part is the last email sent by... / Continue →
• Wait, What?: 3M's Nuclear Grade Duct Tape

  February 23, 2009

  3M Performance Plus Duct Tape 8979 was designed for use in nuclear power plants. Because let's face it: even nuclear power plant employees like to half-ass repair jobs. I know I feel safe. Yes, 3M's Performance Plus Duct Tape is designed for use in nuclear power plants. It ... / Continue →