Jun 20 2009ALMOST Cute: LIttle Robot Making Coffee
This is a video of some guy's robot girlfriend that's been programmed to make him coffee. You know, JUST LIKE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND SHOULD. Am I right, honey? Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be sleeping in the car. BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT HAS AM/FM RADIO.
Thanks to shogunu, who programmed his girlfriend to make toast too. Nice, shogunu -- with jam?
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Reader Comments
1. sobored - June 20, 2009 9:21 PM
HAH FIRST WOOHOO
that Japanese robot is kick ass btw.
http://gawdimsobored.mybrute.com
2. acew - June 20, 2009 9:27 PM
That's a robot puppet. Not an actual robot
3. nadalo日本にいます。SHADOWS ALL WRONG - June 20, 2009 9:42 PM
Look at the eyes and hands...she will flip on her human master any minute... alast cup of coffee before u die master?...
4. FDSY - June 20, 2009 9:44 PM
Um......
so when the Robopocalypse arrives we will have nothing to drink because the robots will either take it all, control it all, or poison it all.
Looks like I'm going to have horde massive amounts of bottle will I can now too.
5. bendizle - June 20, 2009 9:56 PM
omfg give me seventeen-hundred!!!!!!!!
6. bendizle - June 20, 2009 9:57 PM
i cant beleive i was misled by its adorable cuteness....i dont know what came over myself.... someone destroy it before i fall prey to its misleading innocence once again!!!
7. Noob - June 20, 2009 10:05 PM
FIRST1!?!!!!!!! lololol
8. Red - June 20, 2009 10:13 PM
GW, there's robot part ads on your site. I know your plan.
I know your masterful, filthy plan.
9. jake'sjokes - June 20, 2009 10:27 PM
I dont KNOw GEekologie Writer, i know of your fear of robots, but, seeing this clip, it makes me wonder if robots can be good, and instead of fighting, be our allies and be able to live with us when they become self aware,
Why IS IT ThaT RobOTs have to Be BAd???
Why CAnt ThEy be good? be Our friends? and maybe we can build a Future Together!!!
just like the horribly matrix revolutions taught us robots can love, and believe in karma.
I meAn ThiS thinG is WAY TOO cute
10. 3.14chan - June 20, 2009 10:53 PM
RAAAAAAAGEEEEEE
I sent this days ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this some sort of irrational number segregation?
http://www.314chan.co.nr/
11. 3.14chan - June 20, 2009 10:56 PM
Also see a link to the official site and more pics in this post made in 19/6/2009(Fri) (when I send this news tip)
http://www.ib4f.com/board/science/geek/topic/77573
12. I_H8_MY_NME - June 20, 2009 11:12 PM
lol its got a USB cord shoved up its ass
13. 3.14chan - June 20, 2009 11:16 PM
It's a USB tail
14. Ed aka the-iguana - June 20, 2009 11:30 PM
i wish i had one to impress the ladies lol
and he is less messier then a guy that lived here a couples months ago (students house)
15. ffffffffffffffff - June 20, 2009 11:57 PM
@10 yeah man i sent this tip too......................... LIKE A YEAR AGO
16. RandomNigel - June 21, 2009 1:29 AM
w.t.f.
17. kelehendroslehendros - June 21, 2009 1:34 AM
mmmmm... yeaaaaaa..... i love me some robo poontang *roboflex*
18. pkleaf - June 21, 2009 1:59 AM
Cute my ass, EXECUTE PROTOCOL 0080!!!
19. Daisy - June 21, 2009 3:17 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max made some coffee for guys that visited to clean up a car with a dead guy in the back. They all mentioned how good the coffee is, but all Max cared about was the dead guy in the garage.
20. Octopus Pie - June 21, 2009 3:17 AM
@ 10 & 15:
Did you try also sending a picture of your boobs as an incentive? It doesn't work well if you're a guy though...
21. KDUBBLL - June 21, 2009 3:24 AM
WOW.... we are living in a very distinctive time in history, If someone a hundred years ago saw this they would faint and think this was magic or witchcraft.
22. GLADIATOR - June 21, 2009 3:26 AM
Thanks for the coffee ... but WHERE IS MY BUTTERED TOAST WOMAN !!!!
*Pounds fist on table*
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Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
23. Scooper - June 21, 2009 5:51 AM
That thing will turn on you in a second!
http://www.iphone3gsfree.net
24. raika - June 21, 2009 6:16 AM
anyone know if this is some kit of something you can buy, I seriously want one
25. led panel - June 21, 2009 8:09 AM
..............too much ad on
26. Pat - June 21, 2009 9:24 AM
This looks more like something that's remote controlled than an actual robot. Still, too close for comfort for me. @18 What was that protocol number again?
27. MeVicky - June 21, 2009 9:28 AM
That would be SO COOL if it wasn't totally staged
28. 3.14chan - June 21, 2009 9:40 AM
@15
How could you have sent this a year ago if this video was posted in june, day 17 and year 2009?
Anyway if you want more videos, more pics and a link to the official site go here:
http://www.ib4f.com/board/science/geek/topic/77573
29. blp - June 21, 2009 12:15 PM
If it wasn't radio controlled and fake, was actually programmable I'd want one.
30. yourmom - June 21, 2009 12:22 PM
is there a pleasure model? haha
31. NastyBedazzler - June 21, 2009 12:59 PM
That was adorable. I want one
32. Anon - June 21, 2009 1:46 PM
@7: 82 minutes late. That's a new record!
And now, from the Random Youtube Insult Generator....
....this neded mor ball kciking.
33. belle - June 21, 2009 2:13 PM
Why did we stop at Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
34. YOUREAKITTY - June 21, 2009 8:48 PM
0:14 - im going to murder you in your sleep
1:18 - MORE WATER HUMAN!
1:43 - i've put poison in this, now DRINK IT you son of a bitch
35. blp - June 21, 2009 9:25 PM
@31. I was thinking the same thing but didn't say it because I'm classy. At least I was until I posted this.
36. led panel - June 21, 2009 11:56 PM
Good
37. Jaded Icon - June 22, 2009 7:02 AM
@ 38
You have no shame, do you?
38. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 22, 2009 7:18 AM
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/pew_pew_guy_builds_bumblebee_i.php
Proof that GW love robots. He's only faking the paranoia.
39. henree - June 22, 2009 7:25 AM
omg... ROBOTS AREN'T SO BAD GW!!!!
40. fffffffffffffffffffffff - June 22, 2009 9:45 AM
@29 do you even know how the internet works
41. Ollie Williams - June 22, 2009 10:57 AM
@42
It's a series of tubes.
42. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 22, 2009 12:27 PM
@42
It's magic.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1891074
43. Rhialto - June 23, 2009 4:40 PM
This robot knows how to make a good hot cup!
44. Alex Brown - June 24, 2009 10:53 AM
So it can pour milk, hot water, coffee grains. How long do you think it will take for it to learn how to put arsenic in it.?
45. Xxvamp_killaxxX - June 26, 2009 8:52 PM
funny
46. STOMPY - June 29, 2009 8:19 PM
So Freakin Cool
47. monketron - July 4, 2009 1:54 PM
@ daisy
that was pulp fiction
48. Renee - July 5, 2009 2:33 AM
Wow!!!!!!!!!
I want one so bad. My guy and I drink alot of coffee. but that coffee making robot probably cost more than my car does.....
49. andres - July 5, 2009 3:03 PM
nice stop-motion animation.
50. sohaan - July 6, 2009 5:21 PM
man dats something i'd have on the news
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/85