ALMOST Cute: LIttle Robot Making Coffee

This is a video of some guy's robot girlfriend that's been programmed to make him coffee. You know, JUST LIKE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND SHOULD. Am I right, honey? Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be sleeping in the car. BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT HAS AM/FM RADIO.

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Thanks to shogunu, who programmed his girlfriend to make toast too. Nice, shogunu -- with jam?

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