Jun 17 2009A Magical Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder
The Magic Missile Massage Bra from Pangao is supposed to make you breasts larger through the use of a little sorcerer and massaging "forceful vibration balls". Yes, forceful vibration balls. Plus, it comes standard with a pretty sweet spiderweb pattern. But what else can it do?
- Make breast up.
- Dredge breast glands.
- Eliminate blood stasis.
- Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid
- Also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure.
- If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.
Pretty convincing, huh? I know, I just bought thirty and my breasts were already huge! I plan on wearing them all one on top of the other for exponential tissue growth. ZZ's, here I come! I may need a bigger wheelbarrow.
Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts [gizmodo]
Thanks to ffffffffff, who is offering free massages if you're concerned about the safety of using forceful vibration balls.
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Reader Comments
1. led panel - June 17, 2009 10:15 AM
I am the first ...
2. ste - June 17, 2009 10:16 AM
I am not first!
3. Timbo - June 17, 2009 10:17 AM
^Congrats your retarded!
"Make breasts up"??? What?!?
4. Watch-303 - June 17, 2009 10:20 AM
@ 3, thats how memes are started, through awkward misspellings and leaving words out. Also this is very cool.
5. STOMPY - June 17, 2009 10:23 AM
I can't wait to have "better internal secretion", that olestra in those chips I've been eating has been giving me external secretion and its about time i turned that baby inward...
6. Lizzie - June 17, 2009 10:31 AM
stuff like this has been around for years... they don't work unfortunately :(:(
7. FDSY - June 17, 2009 10:38 AM
HAHA
All those points mentioned are excuses I use to feel up DA WOMANS. Looks like I'm being replaced by a machine. And so comes the Robopocalypse.
8. 3.14chan - June 17, 2009 10:44 AM
What's wrong with good and old manual massage?
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9. henree - June 17, 2009 10:48 AM
i say manual massages only!
10. Bra Dude - June 17, 2009 10:59 AM
Nice bra!!!
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11. Logos - June 17, 2009 11:10 AM
I'm torn between two different comments...
1: Does it come in a cod piece?
2: She can use my forceful vibrating balls!
I'm happy with both of them. :)
12. Daisy - June 17, 2009 11:10 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max made hamburger helper for his family and said I don't know why they call it hamburger helper, its pretty darn good all by itself.
13. McCracken - June 17, 2009 11:19 AM
hahahahahahahahaha forceful vibration balls hahahahahahahahaha funny sh!t
14. Boobs McGhee - June 17, 2009 11:20 AM
Ummmm.... ok... it makes your boobs bigger... but also reduces fat... which is what boobs are made of... erhm...
15. Ollie Williams - June 17, 2009 11:37 AM
I've got a pair of forceful vibration balls if any of the fine ladies of these comments sections are interested.
16. kreebilicus - June 17, 2009 11:48 AM
"Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid "
nobody wants flaccid
17. led screen - June 17, 2009 11:54 AM
it makes your boobs bigger...
18. Quik - June 17, 2009 2:57 PM
@14 - It moves fat to give better shape, not reduce it.
19. GLADIATOR - June 17, 2009 2:58 PM
Sounds like a Bra that makes your boobs swollen!
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20. paul - June 17, 2009 3:24 PM
First glance at the photo I thought it was an bra with an iPod holder. (I expect royalties :P )
21. Breakup Makeup - June 17, 2009 5:08 PM
That chick needs to go on http://www.BreakupMakeup.com after her bf leaves her when her boobs sag back to normal.
22. Darth - June 18, 2009 1:17 PM
'Forceful vibrating balls',doesn't that sound exciting girls?
23. Gando - June 18, 2009 1:22 PM
Are the erogenous zones getting vibrated or are the balls getting fully forced?
24. Jaded Icon - June 19, 2009 6:52 AM
False advertising! All girls know that the best bra is made up of their boyfriends hands......all the support you need.