May 3 2009Zombie Defense Training For Little Kids

This is a video of some little Japanese kids being trained to fight zombies. And let me tell you -- they are cute as little buttons. Remember folks, teach your kids how to properly protect themselves against attacks from the undead. Because otherwise you're gonna have to explain to your parents how a zombie ate their grandchild. And they will be pissed.

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Thanks to Shun, whose children are all comfortable wielding sawed-off shotguns.

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amazing...cearly something we must do here in america.

Now tell me there are no zombies i mean zombie defense training?

Everyone grab your shotguns, we're gonna beat some undead asses

lol credits to Michelle

hahah. that was good stuff.

lmao! XD

OMG! Old as shit god damn!

and besides no one likes japs anymore.

I'm recruiting this kid for my survival party once the zombie uprising cometh.

Also that wasnt a zombie, that was an atom bomb victim.

and this is why japan's going to rule the world...

Wow Japan, congratulations for traumatising those kids. They will remember this. How adults can think of these games and involve kids is beyond me. This is abuse of kids for entertainment.

Yes it is cute and entertaining to watch, but it's very very wrong.

@nanapipirara

shhhh....just shhhh :]

It's pretty fun to watch.I'm not sure if the kids enjoyed this as well but for sure later they will laugh about this.

@nanapipirara

Yes, that's wrong, They should be brought up in typical traditional American way, with overprotective parents, who teach them the value of credit cards, greed, competitiveness and how to be morally irresponsible, so they can grow up and elect idiotic presidents, bomb other countries, sell weapons, wage wars and create conflicts, kill millions of civilians in other countries while waging their own "war against fictive terrorism", be ignorant, lack intelligence, humanity and all the other common senses, and do all the other things like the other kids who grew up in traditional American way.

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@13 god bless you.....

The zombie was pretty hilaric as well.

There's a difference in Western and Eastern upbringing.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete phooshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja and all Baja's critters go swimming out back int he cement pond while granny watches and sips her rheumatism medicine.

Absolutely amazing how these kids rose to the fight and kept doing their best! Everyone worked hard!

@13 wilson

Don't be a cock. There's more options than Japanese bullshit and American Bullshit.

@ 13. Yeah, nana is right. Look up "false dichotomy".

It's not like American parents ever did anything to traumatize their kids. O wait, they routinely tell them growing up that an evil spirit called Satan is constantly trying to deceive them and not behaving a certain way will lead to fire, brimstone, and eternal suffering. That scared me into church more than any zombie could!

NICCEEEEE

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete phooshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja and all Baja's critters go swimming out back int he cement pond while granny watches and sips her rheumatism medicine.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja and all Baja's critters go swimming out back int he cement pond while granny watches and sips her rheumatism medicine.

That's kinda cruel, but at least them kids will be ready, and nobody will pick on them. They will fight!

Lmao, nice.

@13 dude, you're an ass.

teach you child how to fight zombie, do you? have ever seen how zombie look? full of maggots on the face? pus? just think what training they would face. i will not allow my child to see that all item. it just made they be "wild". that just my view...agree with me?

this is sooooo good, we should all have our zombie survival plan. its only a matter of time before something (swineflu) morphs into a nasty desease that make people want to eat people! then what you going to do? well, whatever it is, the local mall isnt the safe haven you think it is, ok!

Dumb Japs, Dinosaurs are gonna come first!

@22 right on

Good to see the kids are well versed in hand-to-hand undead combat...

www.zombiecombatclub.com

info: "... Japanese tv show. A sister and brother who love horror movie started fortressization their house. They do training against zombie everyday and want a zombie to come, so their mom requested to tv show to send a zombie."

i laughted and think those kiddos gonna be really awesome leaders in the future :D
Like John Connor in his early training against the machines.

Ima already a zombies worst nightmare, though I'd probably just shoot myself. I dont think the kids noticed that the "zombie" wasnt attacking their parents

Japanese ppl doesn't seem to stop amuse me....

too funny not to pass it on Obnoxious Groundhog
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wtfbbq ! both nice and scare

"The kindly zombie is waiting for the kids so the kids can get ready to fight!"

"You must die!...Quickly come here!"

Brilliant!

How about me being the zombie next time? Boo!

They weren't TRAINED to combat zombies...

The whole reason why the kids' parents set them up for this prank was because they were horror movie fanatics. The kids prepare for zombie attacks, and that drove the parents to prank them, with the help of the tv station of course.

You'd know this if you watched the full episode instead of the clip of the episode alone :)

zombie shit is stupid..

check this out

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@ 13, no, just simply no. this is funny but rediculous.

Ahh the interwebs, where passive agressive douchebags turn into nationalist/racist overly agreesive douchenozzles.

They could use a Zombie Defense Station!

Available soon from http://zombiedefensestation.com

The boy's passion and strong belief in his values made me cry (in a good way) -- especially when he broke down in tears at the end.

Anybody felt the same way?

@ 13:

Haha, what a prick. You are a fool. Trauma like this can damage the psyche, and it would not be easy or quick to repair. No-one said the Japanese way of raising children is wrong. Nana simply stated that scaring the shit out of (and subsequently traumatising) little children for the purpose of entertainment is harmful and morally wrong.

We know you like having your "opinions" on "socio-political issues", but don't turn any little comment you can grasp at into a tirade on how shit Western culture is.

Anyway yeah, hilarious and utterly adorable but wrong.

@48 Yeah, me to! To them, they just won epic battle with teamwork. And the note was a great touch "I am coming soon from zombie" wtf!!

Not really amused by them obviously scaring the kids, especially the really little one. Good job, GW, in promoting mental abuse of children.

It's from Japan, though, so that makes it okay, rite?

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