Zombie Defense Training For Little Kids

This is a video of some little Japanese kids being trained to fight zombies. And let me tell you -- they are cute as little buttons. Remember folks, teach your kids how to properly protect themselves against attacks from the undead. Because otherwise you're gonna have to explain to your parents how a zombie ate their grandchild. And they will be pissed.

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Thanks to Shun, whose children are all comfortable wielding sawed-off shotguns.

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