May 11 2009World's Smallest Cheeseburger Combo Meal
This is the world's smallest (and cutest) combo meal. It consists of a little cheeseburger with all the fixins, a very small fry, and a miniscule soda. It's all real too. Hit the jump to see just how small it is (burger is about 1" round), along with a link to more pictures of its making. No word on what kind of children's toy was included, but, if I had to guess, a choking hazard. Get it? Because it's so small. AAAAH, I DON'T GET IT EITHER!
Hit it lest you end up looking like Governer L. Phatt from LeChuck's Revenge. Monkey Island reference? MONKEY ISLAND REFERENCE! Who loves you?
Worlds Smallest Burger, Fries & Soda Meal... Yummy! [dailycognition]
Thanks to Andrew, who once ate 40 White Castle burgers and then vomited into the glovebox of his girlfriend's car. Unfortunately, some also got into the air vent so whenever you turn the AC on it smells like death.
Reader Comments
1. Timbo - May 11, 2009 12:30 PM
Delish!
I'm hungry
2. Gubba - May 11, 2009 12:31 PM
2nd
3. Gubba - May 11, 2009 12:32 PM
Great another waste of someones time. What is this world coming to.
4. Matte - May 11, 2009 12:33 PM
FIRSTTTTTTTT, i just had to...
5. Timbo - May 11, 2009 12:33 PM
I'll take 12 #3's please....
6. cranktrain - May 11, 2009 12:38 PM
Isn't it obligatory to have a hamster or some pocket pet in the shot with tiny foods?
7. Cardolan - May 11, 2009 12:52 PM
It makes me so happy to see MI references...
8. naas - May 11, 2009 12:53 PM
I've had gum before that looks like little food, but doesn't taste like little food
9. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 11, 2009 12:56 PM
I guess it's better than the worlds biggest
http://jfect.mybrute.com
10. Mr. Man - May 11, 2009 12:56 PM
perfect for when your crib midgets want a value meal
11. Somebody - May 11, 2009 12:59 PM
fast food for supermodels
12. MacMaster - May 11, 2009 1:08 PM
I love how greasy the fries are, very realistic!
13. Andrew - May 11, 2009 1:12 PM
look it's frylock, Master Shake, and meatwad...kinda resembles them a little haha!
14. Daisy - May 11, 2009 1:18 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was travelling around the country with his friends and they were low on money. They figured out a way to get food though, they garbage picked a receipt from a fast food place and then got on line in the drive through saying when they picked up their order all they got was the drinks, and asked the store to make it again.
15. MacMaster - May 11, 2009 1:20 PM
@14
Hey that's a nice trick, I should try that sometime
16. Pew³ - May 11, 2009 1:24 PM
I'll take one combo meal, but please, hold the Splenda.
17. Kim - May 11, 2009 1:25 PM
cuuuute.
18. FreeGift - May 11, 2009 1:28 PM
its photo-shopped!.. :)
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19. gizmoduck - May 11, 2009 1:30 PM
I'M BACK A$$ HATS
now give me some candy!
20. Pew³ - May 11, 2009 1:31 PM
@19!!!!
i KNEW that was the first star I saw last night!!
21. NES--still-the-best - May 11, 2009 1:47 PM
Michael Strahan could eat this whole mini-meal without ever having to open his mouth.
22. gizmoduck - May 11, 2009 2:00 PM
@20
are you sure that wasn't the playmates of the apes?
23. Zachus of The Walker Clan - May 11, 2009 2:19 PM
Yessssssssssssssss! Monkey Island References! Geekologie loves me! I feel inclined to propose an insult match. *Ahem!* Your mama! Ha! You swashbuckling pansy!
24. Jess - May 11, 2009 2:26 PM
how appropriate, you fight like a cow!
25. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 11, 2009 2:35 PM
GW totally stole this from the site:
http://www.thisiswhyoopmaloompasarefat.com
26. Tucker James Rowan Esq. - May 11, 2009 2:46 PM
Monkey Island Reference. Drool. Marry me.
27. Galtacticus - May 11, 2009 2:47 PM
This is smart minimalism folks.
28. Guybrush - May 11, 2009 3:05 PM
governor phatt was a jerk.... i hope he enjoyed the book i left him
29. Ocelot - May 11, 2009 3:13 PM
Touch me!
30. Pepper - May 11, 2009 3:14 PM
and still 348 calories.
31. McCracken - May 11, 2009 5:07 PM
awwwwww
32. Watch-303 - May 11, 2009 6:15 PM
OM NOM NOM NOM
33. Aids - May 11, 2009 7:55 PM
its all poison see that splenda crap there
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
34. Matty - May 11, 2009 10:44 PM
look how dirty his fingernails are..
35. Marc - May 12, 2009 3:55 AM
if chuck noris saw this meal he would spinning kick the maker for wasting his time!!!!!
36. Raven - May 12, 2009 6:16 AM
What's the splenda for?
37. eat bean - May 12, 2009 6:51 AM
okay everyone is making bigger meals lets make smaller ones.......congratulations you are now head of the marketing department
38. old news - May 12, 2009 7:23 AM
Old news. This was done back in 2006. Original post from Craftster found here:
http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=111577.0
39. BK - May 12, 2009 1:35 PM
How do we know those aren't giant hands?
40. Vega - May 12, 2009 3:49 PM
@37
size reference :P
41. annoying spelling bee champion - May 12, 2009 11:06 PM
It's "minuscule" not "miniscule." Sorry, nothing personal, that's just something that bugs me. Other than that, keep up the good work.
42. annoying spelling get over yourself - May 13, 2009 11:59 AM
Usage note:
Minuscule, from Latin minus meaning “less,” has frequently come to be spelled miniscule, perhaps under the influence of the prefix mini- in the sense “of a small size.” Although this newer spelling is criticized by many, it occurs with such frequency in edited writing that some consider it a variant spelling rather than a misspelling.
43. Charley-Jean Hilligoss - May 15, 2009 10:41 AM
This would have a hard time filling someone up within the first bite
44. TheBlackHouse - May 15, 2009 6:16 PM
For those watching their waistline.
45. Somc;laor - May 16, 2009 1:07 PM
Nice for a diet
46. marikka - May 16, 2009 2:49 PM
those are small
47. Silk - May 17, 2009 12:34 AM
McClone combo anyone?
48. w 1 - May 17, 2009 11:55 PM
NOM NO- shiet i finished it already.
49. Haijj - May 18, 2009 5:31 PM
now watch as they charge $4.99 for it
50. tatat - May 25, 2009 12:29 AM
i could just stuff all of that in my mouth.
51. Blimpy - May 30, 2009 1:09 AM
I want a couple to just pop in my mouth to get the full taste of a cheeseburger in one bite for once (nearly impossible to taste every topping of a burger in one bite unless trying to) they'd be like skittles, next time we make burgers at the house, I'll try that. And are thos pearl onions and cherry tomatoes? And one pickle slice should take up the whole burger lol, and also, TINY FREAKIN DINNER ROLLS!!! lol, using dough balls the size of a pinky finger-nail lol...
52. To BK - May 30, 2009 1:13 AM
To BK, those were pearl onions s/he was putting on the burgers. Also cherry tomatoes were being used. And finally, is that at Carles Junior's?
53. pockets - September 13, 2009 1:29 AM
whats with the splenda??
idk about thatttttt
54. Norm - October 17, 2009 6:47 PM
I think it's the Splenda packet rather than the Splenda itself that went into the meal - the teeny packet for the fries/chips.
55. Norm - October 17, 2009 6:56 PM
Nope, just checked the link to the original article, and it was size reference as Vega @41 says
56. CLOUD007 - January 22, 2010 1:20 PM
@4 YOU FAIL