May 15 2009Woman Offers Man Baby As Taser Shield
A Missouri woman offered a man her 1-year old child for use as a taser shield when he was being confronted by cops. Now that's solid parenting.
Officers were at an apartment checking on an assault claim made by the woman when a man confronted them, making threats. One of the officers displayed a Taser as the man approached.
Police said the mother offered her child to the man, placing the toddler in the Taser's path. The man, 22, faces two counts of resisting arrest. The woman, 20, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child and interfering with an arrest. She was arrested Tuesday night and placed at the Marion County jail on a 24-hour hold.
Wow, just....wow. Thank God tasers weren't so prevalent when I was a kid or my parents would have probably put an ad in the newspaper. I can see it now:
FOR SALE: One child, male. Large head, cries a lot. Would make a great taser shield.
Mo. mom accused of using child to block Taser [yahoonews]
Thanks to Noah, who knows only teenagers should be used for blocking tasers. Also, lasers. PEW PEW!
Reader Comments
1. ales - May 15, 2009 11:30 AM
FIRST
spiderman fail
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-360
2. Eva - May 15, 2009 11:31 AM
That's an awesome pic you chose to put up! HAHAHA!!!!
3. Jill - May 15, 2009 11:32 AM
Third! This is the closest to first I'll ever get....
4. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 15, 2009 11:34 AM
That pic made me LOL. I read this article yesterday and wanted to kick the crap out of that bitch. Now I want to take a taser to her happy places. Bitch.
5. asmoday - May 15, 2009 11:36 AM
i hate babies
6. Pew³ - May 15, 2009 11:39 AM
Stupid people should not breed.
7. FreeGift - May 15, 2009 11:45 AM
I like to have it when it is not in the event like it was when we were both there.
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8. Heather - May 15, 2009 11:45 AM
"my parents would have probably put an add in the newspaper."
Should be "ad," not "add." But a hottie like the GW can make any typo he wants. :)
9. Heather - May 15, 2009 11:47 AM
@ 7:
I tried to diagram that sentence, and my head exploded. I hope you're happy.
10. STOMPY - May 15, 2009 11:48 AM
@8
I'll put an add in your paper...
11. Timbo - May 15, 2009 11:50 AM
What a witch
12. STOMPY - May 15, 2009 11:50 AM
@9
don't you like to have while the event like it was not in it while there was both here and during the event also?
13. Learn How I Make $104 Profit everyday online - May 15, 2009 11:50 AM
those are 2 ugly juniors in that pic.
14. Nightbringer - May 15, 2009 12:03 PM
Kid isn't even close and this is probably his best chance to succeed in life. Good for him/it.
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15. Clamdigger - May 15, 2009 12:05 PM
Oh look the big one must have sh*t his pants.....taser them both who really likes babies anyway? Stick the Russian forks in the big ones nut sack 220 thats what I'm talking about.
16. what what - May 15, 2009 12:06 PM
I said what what,
http://media.photobucket.com/video/what%20in%20the%20butt/Mutandman/samwell_what_what_in_the_butt.flv?o=1
17. LSDiesel - May 15, 2009 12:08 PM
If stupid people didn't breed, we wouldn't have great posts like this!
@9, Hello. Want to go have sex?
....not that you're stupid....
18. Chuck Nunchuck - May 15, 2009 12:19 PM
why didn't I think of this.
19. MacMaster - May 15, 2009 12:27 PM
Cops tasered a 7-year old once, so don't think they wouldn't do a baby. They have been told over and over that its harmless, so they don't feel any regret to tasing people/kids.
20. Heather - May 15, 2009 12:31 PM
@ 12:No, the event must be before the after and over there while someone is out of it.
@ 17: Why not? The ultra-romantic broom closet, I assume?
21. Milkman - May 15, 2009 12:57 PM
Wow, you gotta be kidding me
22. STOMPY - May 15, 2009 1:02 PM
@20
all these prepositions and pronouns are getting me worked up...
23. LSDiesel - May 15, 2009 1:04 PM
@20, you read my mind. Let me just clean the mess that my brother and cat made in there last night, and we'll be good to go.
24. Billy D Williams - May 15, 2009 1:08 PM
"Ray ray! If'n yew hold dis here baby, dey ain' gonna shoot yew wif no tazer!"
25. Galtacticus - May 15, 2009 1:19 PM
Weird story!
26. naas - May 15, 2009 1:47 PM
I agree, stupid people shouldn't even hang out together let alone breed, it's dumbing down the system & the new rules are terrible
"It wasn't even a good baby"
27. Daisy - May 15, 2009 1:48 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max could see the future, and saw a presidential candidate becoming like hitler. He tried to stopo him, but in the end, all he needed to do is threaten the guy with a gun while holding a baby, and when the candidate refused to use the baby as a human sheild, the american people realized he's too much of a pussy to use young americans in the same manner in the military, and refused to elect him.
28. Josie - May 15, 2009 3:52 PM
You know, it's not child endangerment to pass your child to your boyfriend. It is however child endangerment to be a cop considering trying to taser a dude with a baby in his arms.
As always it's really the cop whos the criminal.
29. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 15, 2009 4:24 PM
28 - Throwing your baby in front of a taser is abuse. Asshat.
30. Daisy - May 15, 2009 9:29 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max could see the future, and saw a presidential candidate becoming like hitler. He tried to stop him, but in the end, all he needed to do is threaten the guy with a gun while holding a baby, and when the candidate refused to use the baby as a human sheild, the american people realized he's too much of a pussy to use young americans in the same manner in the military, and refused to elect him.
31. Daisy - May 15, 2009 9:30 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max could see the future, and saw a presidential candidate becoming like hitler. He tried to stop him, but in the end, all he needed to do is threaten the guy with a gun while holding a baby, and when the candidate refused to use the baby as a human sheild, the american people realized he's too much of a pussy to use young americans in the same manner in the military, and refused to elect him.
32. hanenbro - May 16, 2009 7:18 AM
From the headline alone it looked as though a manbaby had been offered up as a taser shield, which I would be ok with.
33. Frank Sinatra - May 16, 2009 8:19 PM
Is that Bush holding that kid?
It sure looks like him
What a douchebag!
34. bipolarfreak - May 17, 2009 3:31 AM
After she handed over the baby, the cop should have tasered the mother.
35. Captain - May 17, 2009 7:59 AM
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36. Jaded Icon - May 17, 2009 8:25 AM
@ 34 - You are absolutely correct. They should have.
I know for a fact both of my parents would throw themselves infront of a taser for me when I was a child so I just cant fathom what was going through this girl's mind. But maybe this is the same kind of person that would spill boiling hot coffee on their kid just to sue McDonalds.
37. lol - June 17, 2009 2:36 PM
OH. So NOW getting put in the line of fire of a taser "endagers your welfare."
Twoface SOB's.
38. John - June 24, 2009 8:56 PM
NO, it's a liberal photoshopping Bush into the picture to Fit your biased stereotype of bush, you douchebag. It could as Easily be Obama holding that baby.