May 15 2009What A Princess: Bride's LED Wedding Dress
Some bride, in a bid to be the classiest bride of all classy times, had a dress made with 300 LEDs sewn into the bottom poofy part. And let me tell you, the applause when she turns it on during her first dance is deafening. And how about that song from Armageddon? I'm not sure if you've seen the movie BUT THEY ALL DIE IN THE END. I'm just sayin', you can't put a price on looking like a Christmas tree at your own wedding.
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Reader Comments
1. Timbo - May 15, 2009 2:39 PM
No can See!
2. naas - May 15, 2009 2:40 PM
fantastic, and sparkly
3. Clamdigger - May 15, 2009 2:47 PM
Comes with a vibrator....that is one happy bride.
4. fffffffff - May 15, 2009 2:57 PM
I like that one part where they do the same dance move like 9 times in a row
5. SiGee - May 15, 2009 2:59 PM
girls do stupid shyt.
"I wanna be a princess, honey!"
cry me a fVckin river...............
6. Heather - May 15, 2009 3:06 PM
Shiny...and mesmerizing...
Should I avoid looking directly into it?
7. Daisy - May 15, 2009 3:10 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and his neighbor were competing to see who had more christmas spirit. Max put up a boatload of christmas lights and plugged them into his neighbors outlet.
8. Jamie - May 15, 2009 3:15 PM
i think thats great! whats really awful is the horribly choriographed, awkwardly forced ballroom dancing by two people with two left feet and absolutely no passion whatsoever.
9. Hannukah Montana - May 15, 2009 3:15 PM
@2
Really? How did you become so sensitive all of a sudden?
What the f#ck was he thinking?!
10. Moose Knuckle - May 15, 2009 3:15 PM
She looks like Dynamo from The Running Man
11. wtf - May 15, 2009 3:22 PM
i was waiting for her dress to burst into flames...
12. rob - May 15, 2009 3:24 PM
her dress matches the table cloth ....thats classy
13. gizmoduck - May 15, 2009 3:27 PM
i'm going to have to give that a no poke
14. Paulie - May 15, 2009 3:31 PM
i'm thinking of a word that rhymes with mail..........
15. Larrythefatcat - May 15, 2009 3:34 PM
That's the song from Armageddon? I thought it was the song from Blade of Glory...
I would have definitely preferred the choreography from that movie instead of this repetitive sh1te! ;)
16. Larrythefatcat - May 15, 2009 3:37 PM
sorry, 'BladeS of Glory'... I'm a moron
...but seriously, how awesome would THAT be?
17. Pew³ - May 15, 2009 3:37 PM
If you're going to do something tacky, at least get it right. Only one color? You know a set of color changing Christmas tree lights is only like $19.95. Half off on December 26th. And where is his sparkly vest?
The sad thing is, I could just imagine being at that wedding and hearing the buzz being passed around to not miss the bride and grooms first dance for something special.
When you see, you'll shit bricks!
18. STOMPY - May 15, 2009 3:43 PM
@17
That should have been the theme of their wedding.... "when you see it, you'll shit bricks".... lol i love it
19. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 15, 2009 3:49 PM
Just in case a bridesmaid is prettier than you on your big day, just dazzle them with lights! It's the perfect way to bring attention back to you!
*HORF*
20. Project Pat - May 15, 2009 3:50 PM
I wanna screw the bitch hard.
21. Anon - May 15, 2009 3:54 PM
Where did she put the battery pack?
Don't want a loose connection there!
22. john - May 15, 2009 4:07 PM
"applause is deafening" - careful with those adjectives
23. Learn How I Make $104 Profit everyday online - May 15, 2009 4:11 PM
terrrible dancers and even worse idea.
24. Watch-303 - May 15, 2009 4:31 PM
raver wedding dress
25. lord of the dance - May 15, 2009 4:36 PM
@8 - word. You can just tell they practiced and practiced to dazzle their friends - notice how many times they look at the "audience" . And do you think they take enough bows?
I would say they're night was finished with passionless vanilla sex but he's clearly gay and sex, if its ever crossed her mind, is near the bottom of the list (except as a tool to get what you want, of course).
Nevertheless, I'm sure they gave it "the ole college try" - missionary positing with him visualizing Tom Cruise while she critiques their dance performance in her head and wonders if there was a way to make herself look even MORE awesome...
26. Darth - May 15, 2009 4:51 PM
I'm now sure of these aren't urine stains on her wedding dress but led lights.
27. bethy - May 15, 2009 4:55 PM
And all the angry guests wondered why there was a cash bar?!
28. des - May 15, 2009 5:02 PM
why did she pick yellow?! hmm maybe she likes beer and piss?
29. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - May 15, 2009 5:34 PM
That marriage is doomed. I give them 6 months max. Or until he catches her boning their salsa instructor.
30. Anon - May 15, 2009 5:43 PM
Or she catches him with the Salsa instructor
31. Mark Farson - May 15, 2009 5:57 PM
I wonder how many people have used that Aerosmith song at weddings? 20 - 40 million?
32. gypsy - May 15, 2009 6:19 PM
well, it ISN'T very classy, but if i could get them to twinkle (but in white--not yellow), i totally would have considered it too. i had to settle for silver glitter on my dress. . .
33. Dura - May 15, 2009 7:44 PM
Tackiest shit I've ever seen. Who in the right mind said "You know what would be amazing, if my dress lite up when we danced." Should have caught fire.
I bet they're divorced by now, if not I'm sure he's thinking about it.
34. donna - May 15, 2009 8:05 PM
On the plus side, she can make it into an ACTUAL Christmas tree later!
35. lolanon - May 15, 2009 9:16 PM
the fact that i knew about this the weekend after the wedding due to my friends witnessing it first hand makes this more awesome
36. rjones.yngsn - May 15, 2009 10:49 PM
OMG!!! It's Trailer Park Ball-Room Barbie!!!!
37. AtomicCoffee - May 16, 2009 12:56 AM
Sigh.
ATTENTION ALL SINGLE MEN:
Ignore the broad and her ridiculous dress. I...I...never mind, everyone above has ripped on it enough.
Anyway, look at the guy. That poor, poor, pathetic guy. Just look at him. NEVER! NEVER, EVER, LET THAT BE YOU! NEVER!
He had to memorize that dance. Do you think he WANTED to go to those idiotic dance lessons every Thursday night?! NO! SHE MADE HIM! For weeks, maybe months, that dude had to lie to his friends about where he was going every Thursday night! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
Watch the broad for a second; she's smiling like the princess she imagines herself to be, but look at him...LOOK AT HIM!!!
DON'T EVER LET THAT HAPPEN TO YOU!!! LOOK AT HIM!!! LOOK AT HIM!!! HE'S FINISHED!!! HIS LIFE, AND ALL THE JOY HE EVER KNEW IS GONE!!! FOREVER!!!
(pant, pant, pant)
Please, for the love of God, don't let this happen to you.
Never, ever, ask a woman to marry you.
It's a death sentence. Trust me on this. It's death. I learned it the hard way, and now, this poor dancing idiot is learning it - before our very eyes.
Thank you for your time, and God bless.
38. Anon - May 16, 2009 8:17 AM
Too true AtomicCoffee.
Look at what Peter Andre's now going through (and has gone through)
39. Jaded Icon - May 16, 2009 9:33 AM
WOW! I'm sensing some harsh vibes here. Put down the mountain dew and have a puff of green. What are you guys Simon wannabes? Are you seriously judging their dance and the way they dress? Between that and the misogeny of the last couple of comments I'm guessing we have a couple of fancy boys here. If you don't like it just call it gay, fail, or stupid and move on........But you might have a point, I would NEVER wear those shoes with that dress.....
40. Heather - May 16, 2009 10:32 AM
38: Too true! On first viewing, I kept looking at him and thinking, "This was totally her idea. He's dead inside."
41. Anon - May 16, 2009 10:38 AM
Lol Jaded.
You call out misogyny and respond with homophobia.
What makes your choice of bigotry, and misandry so your choice of sexism as well, more acceptable?
42. Nicole - May 16, 2009 11:44 AM
wow. Those dance moves are too much for me to handle
43. OneMoreGadget - May 16, 2009 4:24 PM
Girls are stupid. And guys become pussy's when they marry them. This is probably contender for the gayest straight wedding off all time.
44. bipolarfreak - May 17, 2009 3:35 AM
Honey, do these lights make my butt look big?
45. Jaded Icon - May 17, 2009 8:13 AM
@ 42
Wow Anon, you caught me. I thought I was being so sneaky about it. But to answer your question. Saying that you hate women and they will all ruin your life is misogeny. Saying that she could choose better shoes when I dont really care what she wears is called an apethetic jest. And to the other acusation of homophobia is....... that I understand that other commentors use the words gay, fail and stupid in response to something they dont like. That does not mean I support or condone it, it just is. Nor recognizing this simple fact voice my opinion on whether I approve of homosexuality or not. But since you were very quick to accuse then you must hate America, Canada and Great Britian and that sir I CAN NOT abide! Pistols at dawn...or lazers at dusk (they look cooler at night).
46. Heather - May 17, 2009 3:37 PM
Looks like she belongs in the main street electrical parade...
Completely ridiculous! Crappy dancing too!
47. pizzoid - May 17, 2009 11:33 PM
WTF?? are they ballroom dancing too? lol
Can anyone say... Cheeeeeezzzzzzzzzz?
48. slotzan - May 18, 2009 8:56 AM
she looks like a chunky Pam Beesly.
49. Nick - May 18, 2009 9:58 PM
I have seen Armageddon. They don't all die >.>
That's a great movie btw.
50. Flower Girl Dresses - May 19, 2009 5:41 PM
What an interesting dress and idea. I applaud them for going for something unique and different for a wedding!
51. OneMoreGadget - May 20, 2009 3:01 AM
^^^
You use the word 'them' like he even had a say in that.
Weddings are for the women, and they are always always totally gay.
52. sally - May 21, 2009 12:29 PM
Very cute!
53. bob sis - January 24, 2010 8:42 PM
Very cute video! washing machine
54. wendy - February 3, 2010 2:14 AM
that is very good
55. wedding dresses - February 3, 2010 2:15 AM
so good buy for here .