May 4 2009These Beats Are Fresh!: Slap Chop Remix
This is music-video remix of Vince "bitch, that's my tongue" Shlomi's famous Slap Chop commercial. It drove me crazy and I was this close to jamming a butter knife into a wall outlet. But, I must admit, whoever made it did do a good editing job. So, whoever you are, my hat's off to you. But my pants -- well, I'm saving those for you, ma'am.*
*Meet me in the back of the bus.
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Slap Chop Remix Breathes New Life Into Worthless Gadget, Vince's Career? [gizmodo]
Thanks to Julian and Noah, who once slap chopped a bunch of ninjas in the face and made them cry throwing stars. True story.
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Reader Comments
1. Had to be done - May 4, 2009 11:29 AM
You're going to love my nuts.
2. aznterrorist - May 4, 2009 11:32 AM
thats actually really well made..
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3. VF - May 4, 2009 11:35 AM
Vince got slap chopped in the face by a hooker. awesome.
4. gongboy - May 4, 2009 11:39 AM
You're gonna love my nuts...
5. Logy - May 4, 2009 11:39 AM
girl at the end laughing is great
6. gongboy - May 4, 2009 11:40 AM
Sorry, it had to be done again. A thousand apologies!
7. softlicious - May 4, 2009 11:44 AM
First I thought this was a mixer commercial, what's that music video doing there, I happen to be interested in mixers. They can save a lot of work in the kitchen.
Why is it turned upside down? Design error? Imagine making strawberry juice, and then drinking it with a straw from the table, design error?
8. Jerk78 - May 4, 2009 11:44 AM
@aznterrorist
suck itttt
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1366/69628927.jpg
9. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 4, 2009 11:49 AM
@8 it doesn't matter if you win, he gets points for you signing up
http://jfect.mybrute.com
10. Dys - May 4, 2009 11:54 AM
A Tarantino mix, nice editing aswell !
http://vimeo.com/4368246
11. STOMPY - May 4, 2009 11:54 AM
ahhhh, more blocked content i can't view at work. I guess I might as well say something witty... how about this is fake because this is like the movie lord of the G strings where the little throbit dildo saggins was getting felt up by the wizard smirnoff...
12. softlicious - May 4, 2009 12:05 PM
@11 - Well, if you feel like you're missing out just watch TV shop, this gizmo thingamajigy thinggummy yabob is just like something from a TV shop commercial. It's flawed though, it's turned upside down so it's hard to make the ingredients stay in it, plus it's way too small.
Do you know why it's called crack cocaine?
Because your butt is the one place the cops aint looking.
The Cops is a TV show.
13. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 4, 2009 12:09 PM
Anyone else think he looks like Beavis?
14. fennec - May 4, 2009 12:10 PM
First saw this a few days ago and can't get it out of my head.
Whoever did this really did a great job.
15. Josh - May 4, 2009 12:18 PM
I didn't look at the other remixes that have been posted recently, and I usually don't have the patience for a video like this, but I watched the entire thing and it was really good. Like seriously, they should use this instead of the actual commercial.
16. Daisy - May 4, 2009 12:30 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was in a subway station and was menaced by a group of leather clad rap dancing hoodlums.
17. naas - May 4, 2009 12:36 PM
Vince will always be on my wall of heros
18. Jeff - May 4, 2009 12:38 PM
f'n hilarious!! awesome job
19. mike - May 4, 2009 12:42 PM
The insertion of Breakin' footage is classic! lol.
20. Mike - May 4, 2009 12:44 PM
I WANT ONE !!!
21. che-che - May 4, 2009 1:01 PM
was this produced by timabaland.
this is pretty old, but i'll allow it!
22. b - May 4, 2009 1:34 PM
This is SOLID evidence that rappers are talentless.
23. G-man - May 4, 2009 2:36 PM
it is the scout :S
24. Watch-303 - May 4, 2009 2:57 PM
awesome
25. Noah - May 4, 2009 3:03 PM
This is my new personal theme song.
26. brute-o - May 4, 2009 4:44 PM
http://mystical-mona.mybrute.com/
27. hanenbro - May 4, 2009 5:52 PM
If this came on in a club it would be confusing as hell, but it could work. It could usher in a new era of dancable commercials, penetrating the more cynical young adult market by being kitsch.
28. XX - May 4, 2009 6:35 PM
OLD VIDEO IS OLD...... but kudos for playing catch up. :D
29. Buch Whacker - May 4, 2009 6:56 PM
HEY! It looks like the Shamwow guy only with a chop chop penile device. Otherwise, pretty cool video editing.
30. Lawlzzz - May 4, 2009 10:34 PM
This version is better
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=UWRyj5cHIQA&startZoom=1
31. Lady Byrd - May 5, 2009 12:39 AM
Download the MP3 of the remix here: http://www.whoneedsradio.com/2009/04/youll-love-my-nuts.html
32. timmy the dying boy - May 5, 2009 1:56 AM
Finally, something as good as "The Beetis."
These are my testing supplies!
33. Captain - May 5, 2009 7:44 AM
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Brute time ;)
34. Darth - May 5, 2009 7:46 AM
I'm looking for back-up singers who can make lunch as well!
35. ms.cavanaugh - May 27, 2009 12:21 PM
This one doesn't have "you're gonna love my nuts" but it is still pretty funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUWRxSeQlQ