May 28 2009The Worst And Saddest Of Yahoo! Answers

Que no wolf shirt...for true.

2nd!

hahaha, love the humor GW

sum peepel can be so stewpidz

VAGINAS??? STEAM??? someone enlighten me...i don't have a vagina...or one to play with either...

wow....these people are freakin idiots. that 14 year old girl is the worst

3rd?

@5. lol technically no one called it lmao, i should caled first hahauauahauhuh

@2, 5 & 6 obviously submitted some of those questions, dumbass firstards

Holy freakin' crap! I feel so smart reading these questions.

these people should not EVER reproduce!

These questions make me feel smart.....er.

This is the reason why I will never breed.

first! I win

Tanks in Georgia. LOL, that one was the best...

...Yeah Wow The Cheerleader one is amazing.... She could have at least got someone smart to type the letter up. And the Georgia one xD I lol at peoples stupidity~

@ 11, nice one and u got double "1's"

OH MY GOD, I'M SURROUNDED BY FIRSTARDS! Quick naas, let's make a break for it!!!

There are times when I love Y!A and then there are times when it makes me lose all faith in humanity.....

The 14 year old, and the cheerleader.

They both need a slap in the face.

Lol... this is classic

*firstard minigun loaded, aiming & waiting

Oh man! The Georgia one was the best! I can just see a redneck family running into the woods with shotguns in each hand because they think the "Commies" are finally invading LOL!!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Au5HvFDSRTfHrvqr602AS0S.xQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090528144859AArOpSA

I know how to make steam come out of a vagina.

Steampunk vibrator!

The guy who wrote the answer to the lightsaber/superman question is a idiot. Doesn't know that lightsaber color is due to the crystals used to make the blade, and is not automatically assigned by Jedi faith. Ha! What a maroon!

At least Daisy hasn't struck yet.

LOL FAILNESS!!

http://std-aids.mybrute.com

oh lord

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgzYE8z_E0jmXdCMW1xgd3zYxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090528154414AAguInU

how DO YOU get pregnant?

My god, people are retarded. Steamy vagina? Ping pong vagina? 'rusia invade georegie'? How stupid can you be?

@28 Why is the one about the steam coming out of the vagina stupid? Is there a rational explanation for it that I am missing? I would be pretty scared if I had steam coming out of my vagina. Perhaps she pees in very cold places?

Steamed vagina.

One hour before serving, scrub vagina with vegetable brush in cold water; rinse with water until free of sand (adding a little coarse kosher salt to the water will help to remove the sand from the vagina).

In a steamer pot or a large kettle, melt butter; saute onion and garlic until soft. Add white wine and pepper flakes and bring to a slow boil. Add vagina and cover pot with a tight-fitting lid and steam over low heat just until the vagina opens, about 5 to 10 minutes. Do not over cook, as vagina will become tough and rubbery (discard any vagina that does not open).

Use tongs or a slotted spoon to transfer the vagina to large individual soup bowls with individual cups of melted butter. Pour broth through a cheesecloth-lined strainer to remove any sand. The broth can either be used as a dunking liquid for the French bread or placed in mugs to drink.

Eat and enjoy!

@29

Warm pee + Cold water = steam

Happens to guys too but I guess to chicks it would look like it's coming from their vagina.

http://badquestionsforyahooanswers.blogspot.com/

This is great site for more of these! :)

I want to beleive that any of those are real.

But they ain't. Cept maybe the aids in a condom one.

loving this. funny stuff

@30, kids come a-runnin' for the great taste of VAGINA!

lol'd at the vagina healing up and closing.
As though it were some sort of horrible birth-defect wound.

for the virgin that was pregnent, i hope someone asked if her name was mary (the virgin mary, just in case you're as stupid as these people)

Holy f*cking crap. There needs to be a "Fúcking stupid" button below the "Report Question"

FIRST!!!

I think most of them are trolls.

hhahah this post is amaizng

FAKE

IT IS FAKE ALALALA

Anyway some quality stuff here I enjoyed reading them lmao!

wow people still chastity belts? ... for reasons other than BDSM.

And Im a little curious as to how the ping pong one got resolved.

That preganant virgin should have punched more holes in her chastity belt.

holy crap, it's these kinds of people that make me lose faith in the majority of humanity. i'm laughing at it on the outside but crying tears of frustration on the inside.

-to the father who thinks his son is gay: O RLY???
-to the georgian who thinks russia is invading: would you get your head out of the moonshine bottle for 5 seconds and actually pay attention to the news?
-to the 14 year old who wants a kid: 5 bucks says the following things:
1) you do not, nor have you ever had a baby sibling around you
2) you have a grade average of below 50
3) you watch stupid shit on TV and believe every word of it
-to the cheerleader: wow. just, freaking wow
- to mrs. ping pong: what the hell kind of bedroom trick did you have in mind?

@30: sounds yummeh.

Superman doesn't exist & light sabers don't exist. Hypothetically, it's mildly amusing to consider the result,but...,eh, no it's not.

We should just talk more about "vagina".

@ everyone
So like I asked my grandma, "Granny, how many colors does the rainbow have each time it appears in the sky?" And she was like, "You are one helluva a fag. You would think I'm that dumb now that I'm 91, huh."
What I'm trying to say is that these questions might seem laughable to us, but in it's real essence these questions could be just another door that would open for future innovations and possibilities that would somehow pave the way for humanity's existence. I mean think about it. A steaming genital could be a medical accident due to reckless application of various vaginal products. HELL, it must have had cured her herpes-infected vagina.
People need to open their eyes sometimes. You can't be too skeptical on a question that seems too far-fetched or stupid to you. I used to laugh at quantum physics yet now I'm teaching science to 5th graders. People laughed at Magellan when he said that the world is round. People laughed at me when I told them I 'm gonna be an astronaut someday. Shit like that needs to be looked further before passing judgment, you know.

Woooooooooow these people are f**king idiots! chastity belts, really? and a ping pong ball.......that HAS to feel weird. or my son might have a secret girlfriend. OMG a mag of naked guys in is room screams that he is gay. I must admit, the school one was hard to read because I kept wanting to say it right. the russia one that made me fall out of my chair laughing and I am kind of scared for people that live near the person how asked it, they might be mistaken as a commie and shot. poor blokes. AND can a vagina heal......did you cut it or something? or not want sex or what? I pray these (at least most of them) are fake.

these questions made me angry. The girl wanting to poke holes in condoms especially. If that happened to me I'd abort that sht with a fckn uppercut to the cervix.

@Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana)

No, we should just talk more about "vagina".

the steam one is real, ive seen that one before on yahoo

Most of these are just sad in a stupid kind of way. And not to bring this party to a crashing halt, but about that chastity belt... If her parents were the only people with the code, are we talking inbreeding? Are they the family in Georgia???

Hey, someone call the "Geekologie Dude" that it's time for another picture. I've had enough of this one--need more mind-candy;time is money.

More unimportant news "please".

Uumm wow! I looked up the pregnant virgin one. Here it is, It's awesome- http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aq5o9ujM15VvQIwK2f9yz8gjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080720164113AAKHe6S. (It's changed a little but it's the same asker). He thinks the devil did it!! :D Yes because obviously he has nothing better to do.

Georgia Question... Sums up everything for me.

Everybody has the answer to other people's problems: The 14 year old girl should let her vagina heal shut. The steamy vagina should stick a ping pong ball in it. The secret girlfriend guy should meet up with the possibly gay guy. The person who wonders why there's school should eat some HIV condom flavored chicken. The guy looking for people on Facebook should say what's up to the chastity girl's parents. And the cheerleader might happen to be the Georgia resident's tutor.

Funniest shit I have read since I can't even remember when... God bless you.

And #55... Your response really did make me LOL!!

#55

you win this thread!!

trick snitches, I quit my job yeah for me! I lvoe all of you

I now have an explanation to the "Steaming Vagina" issue. It's he poo that's steaming. As we all know when steam goes up to your ass it somehow tries to get itself out of there. So where does the steam come out? Out of her vagina. Exactly. OMG... I finally figured it out. I should be nominated for a Nobel Prize or something. It's so groundbreaking.

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That is absolutely dynamite. Kudos. Observation + logic = pure win.

I cried. Then I loled. Then I cried again.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApC8riOhkxSOBuj1l8g.m0HDxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090528080855AAlULM3

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! what retards!

LOL #55 is awesome!

This thread is WIN.

#55 is double WIN.

roflma-'lol

Who was ever even remotely injured by being hit by a wet noodle?

66th!!!!!!!!!!
This is one of the best posts ever, Mr. Geekologie.

I got hit by a wet noodle once. It hurt so much I had to drink a bottle of whiskey and move away from the bully who hit me. I am now living in Georgia and the guy asking the question was my friend billy-bob.

Seriously, I hope most of the people who wrote this stuff are joking.

@55, you missed the vagina sealing one :P

Maybe she should stick a pom-pom up there?

@65

Are we talking about the edible kind of noodle or the flotation device kind of noddle?

Only Yoda can cut through superman...I've seen it happen

is there really a steaming vagina..., that's HOT. LOL

55- WIN!
67- Reading FAIL

These questions - Made me twitch. Except the ping-pong one. Now I'm just curious, was she going to Kegal and make it hit a target or something?

@Pew Pew Pew

Post 30 FTW!

Sad sad sad. These "people" are obviously on the low end of the bell curve.

These question make me laugh until tears start coming out, but then at some point I realize that I'm not laughing anymore, but instead crying.

'/'h/AHAHAH1

I like chockit Milk!

@14 FIRST FIRST! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

How could you not post this one?
http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/17531/How-Is-Yahoo-Answers-Formed/?gpage=35#show

lol.....

Regarding the steaming Vagina, there actually is a real answer for this. Don't use an outhouse when its very cold outside (if inside, turn the heat up). That will undoubtably cause steam just like breathing out in the cold.

@81... HA HA HA oh my gosh you are so awesome! I want to do you.

@82... I hate you! How could you say such a thing? Jerk.

@81: no you don't, remember sex last night?

the georgia one is still the funniest! but the superman one is the saddest.

that cheerleader has serious problems...apparently tumbling is above tennis as a "good sport"...did she miss the awesome sport section? is that where tennis is?

I'm not interested in questions,i'm interested in the answers!

I'm wondering who did Yahoo hire to write these questions?

the georgia one is fake they debunked it on failblog.com these things are so old!

@67 yeah that's hilarious! Why didn't I think of that? Oh wait, I did. The one you failed to notice that I didn't connect was the superman one, because, well, it's the odd one out, and also, I got the Lightsaber app on my iPod and that can cut through superman.

@73 it would be obvious which side of the bell curve you are talking about, but just to point this out, if you are at the end of a bell curve, it could either be really good, or really bad.

@86 failblog.org?

Sorry, I finally said something smart, so I feel like the Fail Police.

Thanks, now I feel like killing myself.

haha, the one about the pingpong ball reminds me of that eppisode of reno 911

haha the mother with the son that looks at pictures of naked men thinks he has a girlfriend lmao

The only idiots are the people who thought these questions were real.

Enjoyable read.

First?

ok,i found out how a girl gets pregnant!

This Post inspired me to make an account at Yahoo for the purpose to ask stupid/fake questions.

Here's the First One. It's about clones.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al_Z9ldkVOSlhsSMc0vWeUAjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090530222108AAgaHCg

The one that does not know how is girlfrind got pregnant ... WOW!!! The one about putting holes in the condom to get knocked up but the "cool rich guy" WTF!!! Oh, lets not forget the two that don't think that their sons are gay, first of all if you son has male nude mags they ARE his and he is most likley gay & second if you caught him having sex with a guy, well if he was pitching he may be experimenting but if he was catching he most likly is gay.

God, I hope that one about Georgia was real. That made me laugh so hard. I could totally picture someone getting that confused, but if they were the type to watch international news, I doubt they'd get it mixed up. There's an inherent contradiction in his question, but here's to hoping it's genuine. SO funny.

How the hell are Americans so dumb!!!!

haha that georgia shit is soo freakin funy and so is that hiv hen.it wasnt even a real question

@ 98

And what country are you from that you guys are so smart? All countries have their idiots. It just so happens America is larger than most and so has a larger number of idiots. It is interesting, though, you didn't post your home country for fear of destroying your credence.

FYI: 100th bitches! (gawd, I feel like a frist)

Gah! These are always so great to me. It's so amazing how dumb some people can be, though sometimes I wonder if they're joking? Ah, why am I giving the benefit of the doubt.

hahahah this is awesome
but u have to add this to it:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
epic fail

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
epic fail

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An9XlUgM93uRaf0FjrGOXPzpy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090607021823AAPLlQ9
omg

/o "How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?" This disappoints me. It's the standard to which I judge all other Yahoo Answers gems. It gets reposted all the time, always with the same answer, because it's a classic. I'm thankful for these stupid people, because I don't know them, and I can still laugh at them.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081017195134AAWT7Ez

wtf... I'm starting to freak out reading these posts. is it possible that EVERYone has somehow become stupid enough not to realize that ALL of these are fake? I'm being serious, has something happened, like a plague of idiocy, all across the world, so that people all over could suddenly just become that dumb?

then again, I did stumble upon this site by accident, my apologies if it is meant for a "slower" audience... in that case rock on folks!

So, hold on, if the questions were fake, but the people here are obviously serious, then, well, doesn't that just make you a figment of your own imagination?

//farts in the wind

improving yahoo answers fail
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-399

the best

This s brilliant work.

Um, in regards to the Georgia one, everyone should check out a map... it is a country that is south of western Russia.

It's refreshing to see actual documentary evidence that authentic stupidity is alive and well in the Western world. The best part is that these people make the rest of us (even people like me - I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer) look like geniuses (genii?).

This one is hilarious
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

#114 scared the crap load out of me! i had no idea what to expect. i nearly pissed myself! xD

props to #55!

@96. i really have no intention of ever having sex with another guy but i've heard prostate stimulation is amazing, so i'm actually curious to try it. so if i were going to experiment i'd want to catch so i could feel warm human flesh stimulate me instead of cold dead plastic. girls have assholes too so if you're pitching you chose a guy, pitchers are gayer.

holy crap... i know the one with...
" im 14 , and im trying to get this guy to impregnate me"...

i actually commented on this one while back....
i said "use a date raper, and you know the rest", lmao
i think i got like massive thumbs down for this

Did he died?

Ya know, it's probally people being utter douchbags saying they did this shit when they probally didn't.

I could say "I broke a jar up my ass, should I go get medical attention?"

now if I posted that on yahoo answers, how many of you do you think would respond in a manner of saying 'lol, ur a fag' and continue to think I was a idiot?

Ping pong ball?

In MY vagina?!

want free games or consoles go to

http://www.rewards1.com/index.php?referrer_id=895375

okay regarding the first post...LIGHT sabre it actually is made out of light...george lucas actually said it in an interview.... and besides light could and would cut through any thing...even super man...as ausome as he is light sabres are the ultimite power in the universe...

If you've ever been to Atlanta, you'd know if has occupied for some time by an invading force...

and the sad part is.... people who post stupid things like that, really do exist...

Oh god. The Christian mother with the gay kid is the winner here.
How STUPID do you have to be not to figure that one out?!

Seriously, the one about English took me back to the day I arrived at a country high school to start teaching, In my first week (as a shiny, new, graduate teacher), one boy was lamenting the fact that English was a compulsory subject. He asked the following question: "Miss, why do we gotta do English?" I cannot remember whether I laughed or cried, but to this day, 20 years later I can still visualise the scene.

Even if these questions arent real, there really are people out there that are that stupid. I used to work in internet tech support so I know. once had a guy scream at me for unplugging his keyboard over the phone. when you talk to people about their internet they admit all kinds of strange suspicions: aliens in their modem, ghosts in their computers, people hacking into their computer and forcing their sweet innocent 17 year old son to look at porn. Even if most of these are fake.. they were inspired by true events. lol.

LOLZ THE GUY PORN ONE WAS HILARIOUS

My personal comic favourite is "I want to know if the dinosaurs the was blind and they smell at you?".

MORE!

Very sad indeed. To think that some of these people are serious.

CLEANSE THEM! CLEANSE THEM FROM THE GENE POOL! WITH FIRE!

seriously check this out :

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Assb8DAQtYqNbCqYpTSOE4Ry7hR.;_ylv=3?qid=20090617032927AAHgaLk

:

Wow this is just sad, yet oddly hilarious. Some of these people seem serious, others don't, and some seem like 6 year olds that were given full internet access.

I think the cheerleading one was fake. Probably someone who just hates cheerleaders so they feel like making fun of them.

Plus most of these people just post things for attention :|

My favorite is the fifth on where the mother finds magazines of naked men in her son's room and thinks he has a secret girlfriend.

I think we all may have lost some I.Q. points just by reading these. Talk about getting "Stupified". I will be sure to recommend this to anyone who feels stupod. It will make them feel superior ^.^

Aint it grand? Stupid people are everywhere. I get asked daily what the COW i am feeding at work is...........Hello people, Anyone seen certified angus beef? how about chik fil A? oh wait.. elsie the borden cow maybe?

wherever did common sense go?

omgsh i've seen the one about cheer leaders on yahoo answers before. i laughed so hard when i read it. this stuff is so hilarious. XD

i've had steam come out of my vagina. really.

Somebody just asked, "Did Jesus dress like a Taliban?"

This post was awesome, but what was far more awesome was #55's reply. That is pure genius. Sometimes I read things and I'm jealous that I didn't think of them - that is probably #1 on that list. Again, PURE GENIUS!!

#55 - AMAZING

without knowing it you formed a list of people the federal government should be taking out in order to ensure the united states exists in 50 years. these people are the reason other countries hate us.

I don't get the whole Yahoo Answers thing. I mean, come on guys, use Google or something. I can't believe people take more time posting a stupid question on Yahoo than it would take to Google it.

That Superman one and Georgia made me laugh so much!

lol u made my day thanks! the georgia/russia one was my fave!

Just think that 14 year old who wants to get pregnant is our countries future...we're sooooooo screwed...

Oh my good god they all were awsome. loved it. And the pin poll ball, and closing a vagina like it is a zip on a paint, lol, amazing.
And to the chearleader u surely is a dumb girl. that was lol

Most of those questions are jokes and asked only to fool morons like you.

Most of these people are actually just trolls. I mean, did any of you seriously think the questions were true? Ping-pong vagina? Come on.

the gergia (i dont know how to spell it) its the one with the tanks invading

i asked that to my dad so ar you calling me stupid?

oh no, i think they are not kidding around

all hope is lost

wow the ping pong thing left a funny picture in my head but is it that big\deep.Next time impress him with a vibrator saying [look how fast i'm can come]

Yeah definitely fake questions.. they are posted several times by different people.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090201170126AAOMpSQ

very crazy questions

This a while back but @31.....steam??? Steam is 212 degrees (f) minimum... that would be awfully painful if it came out of the toilet while someone was sitting on it, ha ha...you mean "water vapor" bud

Actually number 25, it was quite a fun game.
Everyone can play and it's easy.

THE SECOND TO LAST ONE MADE MY DAY

LMFAO

ok everybody this proves that the whole world needs to come together to join the stop stupid people breeding cause

FAIL!

What stupid questions. Especially the 14-year-old who wants a baby. I'm 14, a virgin, and I have never had a boyfriend, and I sure as hell don't want a baby! How stupid can you be?

The "My son has a secret girlfriend" is a copy paste.

OK, so I was feeling like a smartass one day and decided to post a query SURE to mess with fanatical fundies, and for the most part, it worked. Gee, whoopie, that...was...f.u.n...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApiipJyf.tm..FC4Ef3Yofzty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090607134127AA0weKm

@151- Yes I AM calling you stupid. I am also calling you fat, because you are.

If this is the future of America, then I say screw those pilgrims.

There was one I saw on Y!A a few months ago that was posted by a troll(search man egg l on yahoo answers). It said "My Girlfriend Hit Me" but I can't find it anymore.
.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Arub8TM3ccnX2f_xLAbLmPXty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090105082504AAuK5Y8&show=7#profile-info-TiyPNPPoaa

rofl. this shit is awesome

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmkrA6otvvu3u7qUXxigoeye5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20090909150412AABAvGW

#98: So many stupid people in the US because our borders have been open from the beginning; we let anyone in and even allow them to breed...so that's why we have more proportionately to other countries.

Ping Pong Ball - Maybe if your boyfriend spanks you real hard with a ping pong paddle, it will come out!

"If a vagina isn't used, can it heal up and close?" Priceless!

I'm pretty sure anyone anywhere can have the potential to be that...stupid. sorry couldn't think of any other word that wouldn't make it sound worse. anyways it's just in America people don't care or there's more opportunities with blogging or whatever that encourages people to say what they think. And it just so happens that this "freedom of speech" is misinterpreted as some form of mental retardation. i mean come on, everyone has similiar thoughts like "what is this green shit coming out my dik/puss whatever! zomg" u just don't say it. :\ they happen to not care.

14 your old WANTS TO GET PREGNANT WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO

THE GEORGIA ONE THE STUPIDEST

that cheerleader is SO preppy it makes me furious, i dislike people like her who think they are smart but are REALLY......UHHH She thinks she is better than every body else. She is a brat! but it's hilarious reading that

14 year olds should not want to have babies at that age

why would that lady want to show a guy a trick like that

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkfgrSLLvynd0C0suL6AZwt67hR.;_ylv=3?qid=20090928124015AADhP5H

FTW

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAETC HAHAHAHAHHA ETC !

There are some mighty fine fails.

that was great lol

Steam? Vaginas? I have that problem too. I haven't died.... yet....

haha tanks invading georgia in the U.S. wat a dumb a$$ i cant believe people are that stupid!

Let me answer these questions for you:

"Why are there school?" (pic 1):
School exists for the simple purpose of educating children in the fields of math, science (some subjects of which are essentially the same... like physics), social sciences, foreign languages, fine arts, and what may be one of the most important things you can learn (especially you, sir), since we live in a country that speaks it: the English language. This is because if we do not educate our children they are less efficient upon entering the workforce. Think about it: a doctor who knows nothing about anatomy, or even simple math (doctors need to know a relatively complex math, which is still not very complex at all: calculus), and lawyers who don't know a thing about law or the English language? Even less complex jobs rely heavily upon what you learn in school.

"Help my GF is a pregnant virgin!!!!!!????" (pic 2):
Sir, you should be less woried that your girlfriend is pregnant and more worried that your girlfriend is no longer a virgin. Yes, she had a chastity belt, but she may have taken it off. She probably did, and cheated on you because you weren't coming close to satisfying her sexual needs. If she did not, then good god, the Christians were right, Jesus is coming back, and I'm doomed to a life in hell.

"Ping-pong stuck in my vagina. Please help me get it out?" (pic 3):
Besides telling you that you should go see a doctor about that, I'm not touching this.

"I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?" (pic 4)
Your son probably does not have a secret girlfriend. He might have a secret boyfriend, though. No girl would bring a magazine like that to her BF's house, let alone leave it there. It's probably his. What I'm trying to say here is that your son is most likely attracted to the male body, not the female one. He probably has stopped going to church because he no longer wants to be a Christian. This may have nothing to do with his homosexuality, or it could have everything to do with his homosexuality. The bible isn't exactly forgiving of homosexuals.

"Why does steam come out of my vagina????!?" (pic 5):
Actually, I'm not touching this. I don't have a vagina. And I don't search the web trying to find out all I can about them. I really can't help you on this one, except by saying that it might have something to do with your body heat.

"I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?" (pic 6):
It could have been experimentation. He could be bi. Or he could be gay. So no, unless he comes out of the closet, there is not.

"Is there anyway I can get this popular guy to get me PREGNANT?" (pic 7):
The only reason I'm touching this is because I think you should know: if you get pregnant during school you will have to leave for a few months. And then, when you come back, you will have a lot of catching up to do. You will have to choose between the baby's life, and your own life. Take care of the baby, or do your homework? If the baby exists, he/she should come first. Your grades, and ultimately your life, will suffer for it. Also, you need to think this through even further than that. You're probably going to end up dropping out of school to get a job to support your child. Most highschool dropouts can barely support themselves. You'll be supporting two. Wait until you're married, for your sake and the child's. Having said that, I will now address the actual question you asked. No, I don't know of anyway to get him to get you pregnant. Especially if he doesn't want to.

"If a vagina isn't used can it heal up and close?" (pic 8)
I'm not touching this. If you don't know your own anatomy, go learn.

"How come when I talk to girls on Facebook they don't answer me back?" (pic 9):
Because Facebook, like the rest of the internet, is full of creepers, stalkers, and pedophiles. The girls are naturally afraid you are one of them. I'm not saying you are, mind. I'm just saying the girls are afraid you are, and probably will never answer you back. As for how to get them to answer you... I'm not a Facebook user, so I don't know how it works there.

"If a hen swallows a condom full of sperm infected with HIV AIDS, and if somebody eats that her meat, does the ?" (pic 10):
You know... I don't know. I don't think so, because HIV is caused by a virus, and most viruses are species specific. The hen won't catch AIDs. If you swallow any of the sperm, though (assuming you are eating the chicken just after it swallowed the condom) you will. The condom would probably kill the chicken, though, and it wouldn't have time to digest the sperm. If it did, I am decently sure you wouldn't get AIDs. Don't quote me on this. I am no expert.

"Cheerleaders Y do u think their stupid?" (pic 11)
Well for one, you seem to be. And I never said cheerleaders were stupid. Ask any or my friends, and they will tell you that all I've ever said about cheerleaders is that they are useless, for so many reasons. Here is an example: they distract the crowd from what they came there for. I could go on, but something tells me you wouldn't read this even if you were in a position to. I could be talking about grape-flavored cats and you wouldn't know what I was talking about.

"I live in georegia but I dont see russia no where not even sound but they say theres tanks should I be worrie" (pic 12)
I'm going to let m1a1mike(the user who answered in pic 12) take all the glory on this one. I couldn't say it better myself. Also, may I refer you to my answer to pic 1? You seem like you could use some education in the English language. especially since you actually said that you see russia somewhere (don't see russia no where = see russia somewhere... too negatives make a positive.).

Whoops! for pic 12, I put "too negatives make a positive. I meant two** negatives make a positive.

What an idiot. Sith light sabers are only red due to the fact they are made with synthetic crystals. Red suns and stars my ass.

well these are hilarous, but i have to admit, theyre sad. ive also found one that said "my girlfriend pregnant but no period? help my girlfriend is pregnant and she hasnt had her period im afraid the baby has been drinkin the blood?!". seriously?! wtf are we condemed to doom because of the such stupidity these people have been bestowed upon? i'm just happy that im better than these, and im younger than them i bet. 15 by the way. one word to narrow this down... wow.

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you know, sometimes I pose as a dumbass on YA, and laugh at people that actually beleive someone would be that stupid to ask such a question. I do two things at the same time: I laugh my ass off at their attempts, I provide them fodder for their enjoyment so they can feel better about themselves. Its a win win situation. I could see nothing better. Well, ontop of asking good questions and logical ones and have it be debated in a rational way. But each time I do that I get people that simply want to demean me instead of my arguements, and therefore I remain unsatisfied. Think about it, by writting logical questions, you get people that disagree with you and don't give you logical answers....at least when you write a DUMBASS question, there's unanimous agreement. If you ahve a race, such as the human one, that basically can't agree on absolutely anything. And when they don't, they pretend as if they do more to excercise their narcisistic impulse for self-absorbtion, its always a releif to see them all united laughing and agreeing at the same time, don't you?

Im sure not everyone writes these questions with this intention, but just keep that in mind.

yea...I think norm's right. .I mean, think about it. These questions are just INCREDIBLY stupid....It would make sense, that the 'DUMBEST' of yahoo answers, were most likely engineered...

think about it, in any bell curve, you have idiots, geniuses and normals...But then there are some that try to be idiots...who's going to win, the natural idiot, who doesn't want to be an idiot, or the guy that actively tries to appear idiotic..

so maybe the ones here, since they are so left on the bell curve, are actually just showing posers..I mean, im just speaking statistically here, norm brings up a pretty good point.

The questions seem to engineered..too stereotypical and meant to get laughs, to actually be sincerely stupid. I havn't met anyone in my life THAT stupid. But then again, this could simply be confirmation bias, since certain intelligence levels tend to gravitate toward each other.

o btw, alan = norm...I am norm and alan btw, I just thought that was funny to put credance to my way of looking at it...solidify it in my mind. I mean, it always looks better when you have support right? I posted now because it seems as if its too obvious--the same writting structure in both posts...so I rather come clean and not demean the arguement I was trying to solidify...No, it wasn't deception, I just wanted to create a perception to perhaps get the best response to readers.

Anyway, yea, good site. Funny answers.

I like http://www.snarkyanswers.com better.

What are wrong if of teh questions here? I dont understnd really. I actyally thinked they maked lots of sence.

Just wanted to let anyone who read this know that I wrote the cheerleader one. It was a joke. Stop discussing the possibilites of it being real. Thank you people who were able to see that most of these weren't real. It's called being bored. It happens. :)

this just happened like 2 hours ago
http://img156.yfrog.com/img156/6189/questionseverything777i.jpg

OMG THESE HAD ME IN TEARS..STEAM COMING OUT OF THE VAGINA? I SAW MY SON HAVNG SEX WITH A GUY..IS THERE A DEFINATE WAY TO TELL IF HES GAY? LMFAO!! THNKS THIS WAS HILARIOUS

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlZw.1yfZ.3L8MtBcGQHZ9TDxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20091118074929AAPY0wu

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