May 20 2009The Original Punch-Out!!: Now More Realistic
Not to be outdone by the new Wii Punch-Out!! game that just dropped, here comes a video of the original Punch-Out!! the way it was meant to be played: with, uh, a bunch of buttons attached to a boxing dummy. While cool in theory, it leaves a little something to be desired in practice. Namely, everything. Still, I do like the sound it makes when you punch a button. Wait, no I don't.
Modified boxing dummy makes Punch-Out a bit more realistic [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. Paulie - May 20, 2009 11:36 AM
1st
2. Robin - May 20, 2009 11:36 AM
Alex,
please contact me!
Robin
3. Davo - May 20, 2009 11:38 AM
would be cooler if he was actually rage punching the dummy instead of nancy-handing it.
4. naas - May 20, 2009 11:41 AM
It just needs every firstards face pasted on the front of it, then I'd punch that thing until my arms fell off
5. Quik - May 20, 2009 11:41 AM
That works perfectly! I bet it makes it a lot easier to beat the game!
Plus, it must be a great workout because that guy's arms are totally RIPPED!
6. alex - May 20, 2009 11:42 AM
Robin,
Try email you stupid bitch!
Alex
7. The Observer - May 20, 2009 11:44 AM
That thing is stupid.
You have to punch it to dodge? You'll never beat anyone past king hippo with that sort of hindered reaction time.
You have to punch it to block? How do you hold the block, then? You'll never get past the indian tiger magician guy.
Then again, he looked like he was having trouble with Glass friggin Joe.
Fail! Made of lose!
8. me - May 20, 2009 11:46 AM
that guy was wrong. punching the right side of the face is Up + A, not Up + B.
9. Alex - May 20, 2009 11:50 AM
Robin,
Go get AIDS and die.
Alex
10. Learn How I Make $104 Profit everyday online - May 20, 2009 11:57 AM
Awesome looking... they should put that together with some form of grand theft auto!!!
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13. Pew³ - May 20, 2009 12:05 PM
It takes button mashing to a new level.
Level 2
14. Moose Knuckle - May 20, 2009 12:28 PM
This is super pratical,
Can't wait until the Street Fighter 2 Championship Turbo edition comes out...
15. kreebilicus - May 20, 2009 12:29 PM
why not just go outside (!) and start punching people? with bullets on your fists and fire in your retinae?
16. Robin - May 20, 2009 2:52 PM
Aids got me!
Succesfully delivered.
Obvious troll is obvious.
17. Robin - May 20, 2009 2:52 PM
He didn't respond to my emails.
18. Deetz - May 20, 2009 2:56 PM
Oh man i'm a long time Zach Scott fan!
19. Shallow Val - May 20, 2009 3:01 PM
Meh. It's only realistic if it hits you back. Otherwise it's just too one-sided.
20. Daisy - May 20, 2009 3:51 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max puts some of his patients on an experimental drug treatment. Despite the success, the hospital stops funding his experiment and makes all the retards revert back to their original condition.
21. Crazywow - May 20, 2009 3:57 PM
HHHmmm...Mike Tyson.....this needs an ear button to be totally realistic....and a LOW BloW button just for fun of course.
22. His Huge Greatness Himself - May 20, 2009 5:18 PM
I see some blow-up dolls make a serious career.
23. GLADIATOR - May 20, 2009 6:38 PM
This is pretty neat.
The original Punch Out was a fun game to play.
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
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24. aids - May 20, 2009 7:01 PM
Id like this more then the wii one lol
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25. NastyBedazzler - May 20, 2009 7:32 PM
hahahaha That thing sucks
26. Pesimistic something - May 21, 2009 2:32 AM
normaly i should have better thing to do..
27. dr.yosh - May 21, 2009 6:40 AM
get a life punk
28. Dick Nuttall - May 21, 2009 9:23 AM
Legit. This was the first thing I thought of when I played Wii boxing. A developer should make an actual game like this with a more natural blocking and dodging interface. I would pay serious bucks for that - like 2x a Rock Band game. Please zombie jesus hear my prayer.
29. Sam Seide - May 26, 2009 10:36 AM
Just thought I'd let you know the other video of us playing this machine came out last night.
This shows us actually playing it and not just lightly tapping the buttons like I did in the previous video and yes...you can beat glass joe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_WaqSnvJ1o&feature=channel