May 25 2009The Cap-Sac Is A Fanny Pack For Your Head
The Cap-sac came out in 1987 but didn't sell very well because there was no internet then. But now, thanks to a magical series of tubes, the Cap-sac is back to the future and helping people get laid and store things at the same time. It's a fanny pack for your head, yo. Available in both neon and non-neon colors, the $13 hats promise to add a bit of retro flair and storage space to almost any domepiece. I wear two at once because I'm so fresh and also I don't like things in my pockets that make me jingle. You hear that, Santa? I can hear your ass coming from a mile away!
Hit the jump for a couple more shots because I roll deep.
Thanks to Jessica, whose mom actually co-invented these things.
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Reader Comments
1. TadBitTipsy - May 25, 2009 5:13 PM
first?
2. Test - May 25, 2009 5:13 PM
one could say first
3. JONNY - May 25, 2009 5:13 PM
YES YES YES FIRRRRRSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
4. TadBitTipsy - May 25, 2009 5:14 PM
You can put your weed in it!!!!
5. Kane - May 25, 2009 5:14 PM
that'd be waaaaaaay too easy to steal.
6. TadBitTipsy - May 25, 2009 5:16 PM
I'll take the chick in black and white, she's catholic by the cross, spends a lot of time on knees.... I can access my stash on her head as she performs.
7. McGloin - May 25, 2009 5:24 PM
blah blah i am a stoopid racist blah balh
8. Tennist0 - May 25, 2009 5:28 PM
the one in the first pic looks stoned... one beer too many I can see. But the one to the right in the second picture is pretty hot
9. Tennist0 - May 25, 2009 5:29 PM
@7- you disgust me... much worse the #1-3, go to hell
10. At #4 - May 25, 2009 5:44 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
11. GRAMMARNAZI - May 25, 2009 5:51 PM
Yes, very nice, very nice girls. So, how much do you suppose they charge to do private shows?
12. RK - May 25, 2009 5:53 PM
wow... re: #7, I finally found someone more annoying than Daisy.
13. dickbread - May 25, 2009 6:04 PM
i hate this
make it go away
14. Badow - May 25, 2009 6:37 PM
I can't believe I pay $12.95 a month to see this kind of stuff! Wait... this site is free? WTF!!!
15. empezar - May 25, 2009 6:38 PM
By the way, happy Geek Pride Day, every0n3!
16. Lord of the horse beaters - May 25, 2009 6:50 PM
WHERES THE DAMN STAR WARS ON NERD/GEEK PRIDE DAY!
17. Ashy - May 25, 2009 7:23 PM
Why the hell do all those girls have weird face disease?!?!
It's like someone just took a major fart and the smell is slowly melting their faces off.
18. aids - May 25, 2009 7:24 PM
Only reason those girls have those hats are to carry birth control pills and condoms in them and the first pic that girl needs a nose job.
http://std-aids.mybrute.com/
19. Daisy - May 25, 2009 7:54 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that movie Never Back Down where Max got a job as the night watchman in a museum and the exhibits came alive at night.
20. JJ - May 25, 2009 8:11 PM
Daisy, you're not even trying anymore are you?
Did you get divorced again?
21. cranched - May 25, 2009 8:17 PM
This makes me want another bone fone radio.
22. sweetyan - May 25, 2009 8:39 PM
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23. Nero - May 25, 2009 8:46 PM
I don't care about the Cap-Sac! I'm just checking the chicks!
24. GRAMMARNAZI - May 25, 2009 8:47 PM
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....is a fromt for Alkida. "Spread the word".
25. NES--still-the-best - May 25, 2009 8:56 PM
@8
I think that's the same girl in both pictures.
26. NES--still-the-best - May 25, 2009 9:02 PM
Also, shame on them for blatantly ripping off the Pac-Man font.
27. Darth - May 25, 2009 9:07 PM
You can send us all kinds of crap! That doesn't matter but be sure that there're any chicks involved!
28. amazed - May 25, 2009 9:24 PM
I can't believe the racist nonsense that is allowed on this site. GW needs to censor a lot of stuff here and on the superficial (especially there!). Racists shouldn't be allowed to spout off where no one can identify them and beat them to a pulp. That shit is the past, and a sad one at that.
Oh, and this hat looks dumb. If I see a friend wearing one, I am going to ridicule them mercilessly.
29. McLovin - May 25, 2009 9:29 PM
Yeah....no.
DO NOT WANT.
30. Ryan - May 25, 2009 9:31 PM
@#3
Haha! Epic Fail.
31. new school old school .com - May 25, 2009 9:44 PM
thirty FRIST
32. McCracken - May 25, 2009 9:58 PM
lol what a lame idea....
@4 lol nice one.
@7 your a jackass, go snort fire ants.
33. Boost - May 25, 2009 10:00 PM
Why in the hell do hot women cover up their face with those enormous Bug sunglasses?
Is that the style? It sucks. You look like an insect/an old lady.
34. SecurityCop - May 25, 2009 11:03 PM
Man, who needs this when you have a hollow dent on your forehead the size of a baseball.
Something was bound to happen when we would shoot baseballs at each other from the tennis ball launcher.
35. poop - May 25, 2009 11:16 PM
This provides me a fresh new way to steal weed and money from tourists. Thanks Blammo!
36. Dudmo - May 26, 2009 3:09 AM
Reading this from England where fanny means poon, not arse. I've therefore always found America's use of the word fanny vulgar. We in England went with Bumbag instead - Bumbag.
37. marcus - May 26, 2009 3:14 AM
fanny means vagina in Australia
38. oly_G - May 26, 2009 4:27 AM
theyre fluro so thieves know which hats are full of cool stuff
39. Cara Membuat website - May 26, 2009 5:02 AM
I don't see the product in my country..
40. wendy - May 26, 2009 6:02 AM
You can create a small car kit to leave in your vehicle, a walking in the woods kit, quickly leaving the office pack, or use it for any reason you'd normally use a fanny pack for. Everest™ quality so you know it'll last for years.
41. eat bean - May 26, 2009 6:11 AM
ooooh retro how facking cool
42. eatbean - May 26, 2009 6:26 AM
hey i am canadian and need to become american so i can win. anyone want to fake a marriage?
43. kreebilicus - May 26, 2009 6:44 AM
@44 becoming american will make you instantly lose, not that you had much to lose anyway.
44. kreebilicus - May 26, 2009 6:45 AM
except your virginity.
45. Jaded Icon - May 26, 2009 7:42 AM
The product is kind of stupid, but kuddos to the guy that thought of using sluts as a way to sell it. It actually makes me want to buy one......but only if it comes with one of their numbers.
46. kuikes - May 26, 2009 8:33 AM
@ TadBitTipsy - "You can put your weed in it!!!!"
probably the best use for this cap
btw, do want :awesome:
47. Captain - May 26, 2009 8:34 AM
Must See!!!
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48. Quik - May 26, 2009 10:30 AM
Those girls are GANGSTA!!
You know, if sluts formed a gang.
49. pstone - May 26, 2009 11:06 AM
if the maker of this hat is familiar with the residents of williamsburg brooklyn then I'm sure you are well aware of the hipster market you can tap in to there. If no, you're an idiot because it's chock full of hipster kids that spend their parents money frivolously.
50. dubba - May 26, 2009 11:54 AM
lame...
some ass just said here girls put these on for $5 and let me take ap ic
the girls said "make it $50 and we will toss in a BJ"
the guy sent all but the 4 shown home simply because he only had $200 to his name due to lack of being able to sell this shit
...then he failed to get an erection and the girls got internet famous for reasons other than the usual...
...exceptth first girl... she had to try and try for hours to wake his limp unit and was only alowed to quit when the guy started to weep...
...hence the expression on her face
51. Brandon Reeves - May 26, 2009 12:08 PM
This is not Goliath's fanny hat. It is his drink stirrer.
Yes, it is annoying. Kudos to me.
52. Rhialto - May 26, 2009 12:12 PM
I like the logo,they should put visible but not too big on the hat.Is the quality of the materials good?
53. Milkman - May 26, 2009 12:23 PM
they look like 16yr olds
54. HxCereal - May 26, 2009 12:27 PM
Here's a thought....how sexy is that thing gonna look when you put too much shit in it and its all stretched out?
"Ooh yeah baby, you know you want me, tumor hat and all!"
and as for the racist stuff, you guys chill the hell out.
IT'S THE INTERNET!
don't be gettin hardcore with the keyboard, if he wants to be ingnorant, LET HIM.
he'll find out just how racist he is when a burly jewish black man bends him over and makes him squeal like a piggy...
and like it.
55. Quik - May 26, 2009 4:50 PM
I once had a girl use my sac as a cap but it was much different than this.
56. xpez - May 26, 2009 8:13 PM
the girl 2nd from top has a potty face and needs to be spanked.
57. eatbean - May 27, 2009 4:04 AM
i want to be warm all the time not just for 2 months, california seems nice. And how bout you dont
58. meowmo - May 27, 2009 12:14 PM
the people in these shots look like this was sprung upon them. while they were wasted. i hope they got a free drink or something.
59. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 27, 2009 3:42 PM
NO ONE? REALLY?! It's an ASSHAT!