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The Worst And Saddest Of Yahoo! Answers

May 28, 2009 / die, fail, failure at life, geez, holy shit, morons, no no no, no way, please be fake, please be kidding, please don't breed, questionable, questions, stupid, wow, wrong, wtf is wrong with you?, wtf was that, wtf were you thinking?, you've got to be kidding me

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Okay, this one is actually legit, but everything after the jump isn't. They're the kind of questions that make you want to bathe with a toaster (or SPOILER ALERT: poisonous jellyfish). I assume some of them are fake, but I sadly guarantee a good portion are serious. And, well, *pouring out a little liquor* it's been real, humanity.

Hit it for a dozen or so of the worst questions ever asked.

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HOW IS YAHOO ANSWERS FORMED? [kontraband]

Thanks to Kane, who phrases his answers in the form of questions because JEOPARDY! is his bitch.

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  • orregisterwithdickus

    what's sadder yet is the dummies who are being suckered into the trolling on yahoo answers.. these are mostly by trolls, ok? you did realize that? right? so, next time, be careful when you stalk the sadness instead of just be smart about it and avoid it.

  • Samus Marie

    Oh my... I don't even... :: facepalms her overwhelming feeling to mourn common sense ::

  • sigarodifigaro

    evolution is wrong. round one goes to the pro-creationists. let's hope evolution stands a chance here.

  • Tina Furlett

    I joined chess club because I wanted to get with its president. It totally worked; we went out for a year. But I found myself becoming good at chess! How terrible!
    true story

  • christina thomas

    I bet all those Yahoo Answer questions came from Americans.

    Vivarium tanks

  • orregisterwithdickus

    sighs, oh i just can't get enough of the anti-american bigotry.

  • Argle Bargle

    I actually went to Yahoo answers today and I completely understand why the world is the way it is after reading some of the questions asked there. It's a complete mystery to me how the human race has actually survived this long because to me the water in the gene pool looks pretty damn murky.
    And I can personally attest to the fact that 'some' cheerleaders are dumb. My first wife was one in high school. She thought the Aurora Borealis was an alien attack. No lie.

  • orregisterwithdickus

    wow, this is why i don't listen to the 'wisdom' of people such as yourself. dear, it's a trollfest, nothing more. plus, getting your impressions about the world through yahoo answers? i suggest you do not find the exit, you're better off tucked away.. from the world. (in that safehouse you call a closet.)

  • i totally lolled at some, but i dont think cheerleaders are necessarily dumb, but that maybe because the only experience i have knowing Cheerleaders is at my university hobby club.

  • Cheerleaders are dumb.

  • I literally LOL'd at some of these! :)

  • Hahahahaha

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