The Worst And Saddest Of Yahoo! Answers

Okay, this one is actually legit, but everything after the jump isn't. They're the kind of questions that make you want to bathe with a toaster (or SPOILER ALERT: poisonous jellyfish). I assume some of them are fake, but I sadly guarantee a good portion are serious. And, well, *pouring out a little liquor* it's been real, humanity.

Hit it for a dozen or so of the worst questions ever asked.

HOW IS YAHOO ANSWERS FORMED? [kontraband]

Thanks to Kane, who phrases his answers in the form of questions because JEOPARDY! is his bitch.

• Woman Offers Man Baby As Taser Shield

  May 15, 2009 / Comments

  A Missouri woman offered a man her 1-year old child for use as a taser shield when he was being confronted by cops. Now that's solid parenting. Officers were at an apartment checking on an assault claim made by the woman when a man confronted the... / Continue →
• Baby Shaking App Pulled From iTunes Store

  April 23, 2009 / Comments

  In an unshocking turn of events, Apple has pulled 'Baby Shaker', an iPhone application that allows users to shake a baby until red X's appear over its eyes and it stops crying, from the iTunes store. Within a day of the game being available for ... / Continue →
• Setting A Good Example: Pole Dancing Doll

  August 31, 2009 / Comments

  These pole dancing dolls are real products despite everything you know about life telling you they shouldn't be. I'll tell you one thing: no daughter of mine is playing with a damn stripper doll. I'm looking right at you, Barbie. Hussy! Product... / Continue →