May 1 2009Tactical Crossbow Mounts On AR-15 Stock
The PSE TAC-15 Crossbow costs $1,300 and mounts to the receiver of an AR-15 (not included). It is a serious piece of killing equipment and should not be purchased by children under the age of 9.
This crossbow is mounted on the skeleton of an AR-15 assault rifle and has a scope. A handy feature of the skeleton, by the way, is the "picatinny rail system." Long story short is you can slide a grenade launcher in there as an add-on.
Hell yeah, I want like nine of these things. Four for each arm and one for my penis. Oh, you don't think he can shoot a crossbow? *KATWANG* Oh snap, you just got SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND MY WANG'S TO BLAME, YOU GIVE LOOOOVE....hello? HELLO? *doot doo doo*
PSE TAC-15 Crossbow Does Not Dick Around [spike]
Thanks to Isaac and Calvin, who promise me heaven but put me through hell.
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Reader Comments
1. tbone - May 1, 2009 2:42 PM
mount this
2. core - May 1, 2009 2:43 PM
sweeeet
3. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 1, 2009 2:51 PM
I need this. I need this badly. The zombies are coming and this would help alot. By alot i mean this thing looks awesome. Ninja zombie assassin time!
4. Daisy - May 1, 2009 2:52 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where max heard of a guy in prison who made a crossbow out of paper and attempted to duplicate that feat.
5. Timbo - May 1, 2009 3:14 PM
Pure awesome.. If only it could shoot bacon into my mouth..
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 1, 2009 3:20 PM
I like this. VERY VERY MUCH!!!
7. Watch - May 1, 2009 3:22 PM
stfu daisy. your a waist of space
8. ahha - May 1, 2009 3:24 PM
@ 5 - I can shoot bacon in your mouth if, by bacon, you mean bullets and by in your mouth, you mean at a target. I can do that.
Oddly enough, I can't think of a situation where, if I had a crossbow with a grenade launcher on it, that I would ever opt to load up that crossbow instead of just firing a grenade. Honestly, why screw around?
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 1, 2009 3:28 PM
@8
Stealth. Otherwise just use a regular AR-15 with granade launcher.
10. Timbo - May 1, 2009 3:29 PM
No... No I meant bacon in mouth...
Nom Nom
11. ahha - May 1, 2009 3:32 PM
@9 - I don't believe in stealth or subtlety, I'm American. And, right now I'm naked. Not that you needed that last part but I can tell you wanted it.
12. naas - May 1, 2009 3:34 PM
...and that is what makes you stealth, being nekkid
This crossbow looks badass but with it's mounting base why not just shoot bacon
13. Crazywow - May 1, 2009 3:39 PM
Wasn't that Mythbusters Daisy?..HEY! I'm naked too !
14. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 1, 2009 3:39 PM
Another thing to waste time at work = http://jfect.mybrute.com
Fun fighting
15. Galtacticus - May 1, 2009 3:42 PM
This looks a pretty advanced machine! Doesn't make noise as well.
16. Darth - May 1, 2009 3:45 PM
Be sure it's not me who is going to put the apple on top of my head this time!
17. dr venkman - May 1, 2009 3:45 PM
Technically speaking, that's only half of an AR-15.
It would be much cooler if the AR-15 could still fire ammo.
18. STOMPY - May 1, 2009 3:46 PM
They should've had the elves in LOTR using these... that would be kick ass.
19. TadBitTipsy - May 1, 2009 4:11 PM
Uh..... Why not just take the $1300 a buy a silencer for the AR-15 and then you could plaster the shit out of targets all day. Now that's stealth PEW-PEW. Although you could launch incendiary bolts from this thing, or stink bombs. I'd like to see some one launch on those canned chicken from it. Imaging being hit with that gelatinous goop, instant afterbirth.
Also... @14 quit using these comments for advertising you crap game, no one cares and you suck canned chicken balls!!!
20. Pew³ - May 1, 2009 5:23 PM
That will never be allowed in California. If it is, I'm buying two!
Shwpew shwpew shwpew
21. root - May 1, 2009 5:38 PM
ftw: The company's promo video shows a grenade launcher on the rails, right before showing a CHAINSAW!
A must have when battling zombies.
See it at: http://www.tac15.com/small/localsource/
22. Ark - May 1, 2009 6:37 PM
@8/11
Americans believe in subtlety as well, or did you just entirely ignore the latest feat of the Navy Seals? No overly macho bullshit there
plus grenades blow things up, if you want to nail something to a wall, without it ever knowing what hit it, that would be the tool.
23. Watch-303 - May 1, 2009 7:06 PM
Daisy, stop, youve caused enough grief and another troll to steal my name. this crossbow looks bad.
24. Mr. Man - May 1, 2009 8:39 PM
badmothereffinassntities
25. Jerud - May 2, 2009 12:13 PM
Someone PLEASE photoshop a grenade launcher under that thing!!!
26. timmy the dying boy - May 2, 2009 8:45 PM
pew pew pew. . . ?
27. kit - May 2, 2009 9:06 PM
this is real if you dont think it is look on google shoping.
its epic and actually this is more dangerous than the gun equivlent, it is close to silent and yes you could buy a surpessor but they still make more sound than a crossbow, also a bullet wil be stopped by a bullet proof vest it will at most go through it and into the body but will be stopped by the body, a crossbow bolt will go through the front of the vest through the person and then out the back of the vest :D
you can also fire most things out this that are the right shape and stuff like pencils and stuff unlike a gun where you need bullets, and when the zombie holocaust comes i will have lots of pencils thank you very much
28. Pivo - May 3, 2009 2:12 AM
make this pump action!!!! hold 5 bolts below and have a pump mechanism pull the string back as it pulls a bolt up!
29. Peregrinus - May 3, 2009 2:47 AM
@28 Or you could just make that crazy crossbow thing from the Van Helsing movie.
30. kit - May 3, 2009 1:59 PM
you could make it pump action but with the power needed to actually pull it back would be immense and more than likly slower than doing it normally
31. Cavlin - May 4, 2009 6:54 PM
my names "Cavlin"
32. emmka - June 18, 2009 11:26 AM
its not the zombies that are bad its those damn sasquatchs.This bow well be sure to keep them out of my under pants