May 1 2009Swine Flu Origin, Self Diagnosis Website
If you haven't seen this already, allegedly, this is how it all began (but not really, so PLEASE don't email me about it). And, with the world in hysterics, DoIHaveSwineFlu.org has developed a web-based self diagnostic tool for the detection of swine flu. It takes just one minute to complete, so I urge you all to take the time to run through it, just to be on the safe side. Go on, do it for me. Well? Be honest. ZOMG, YOU HAVE IT DON'T YOU?!? Jesus, don't leave a comment -- you'll kill us all!
Thanks to Bailey, trishna87 and Michael, who are holding out for the ewe flu.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - May 1, 2009 11:36 AM
That picture is FTW GW, too damn funny
2. scurl - May 1, 2009 11:37 AM
this reminds me of my first girlfriend. i was 14, she was 18 and we were in wisconsin.
3. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 1, 2009 11:40 AM
That picture made me giggle snort while talking to a customer. AWESOME!!!
This pic FTW!!!
4. Steve - May 1, 2009 11:44 AM
This is like 2 weeks old. Lame.
5. trishna87 - May 1, 2009 11:48 AM
XD
Yeah I loled pretty loud when I saw it too XD
Though to be politically correct it is now "h1n1" flu or something.
Or as my boyfriend put it.
The 'hiney' virus XDD
6. Madgame - May 1, 2009 11:50 AM
The little girl just loves bacon like the rest of us. Bacon flu....it's got a ring to it.
7. Crazywow - May 1, 2009 11:50 AM
Dammit! I can't seem to get to the self-diagnosis website....that's quite likely the first real sign of Swine Flu...OH NO well I may as well just admit it , yeah I fooked a few pigs in my day. BUT I was drunk...and horny, but so were they and I had slipped roofies into their drinks. It's all catching up to me now.
8. steveD - May 1, 2009 11:52 AM
The second doihaveswineflu.org link goes back to the masks.
The one in the paragraph is good.
Still funny pig-sh*t
9. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 1, 2009 11:57 AM
So is that how you get it from making out with pigs? GROSS
http://jfect.mybrute.com
10. Pew³ - May 1, 2009 12:02 PM
Crap, this means MooseKnuckle totally has it. And I sit right next to him.
And since he's been too busy to read this site lately I can say whatever I want and he wont see this to reply.
MUah ha ha ha ha ha!!
11. Timbo - May 1, 2009 12:05 PM
Swine flu is a joke...
Nom that bacon buddy
12. shawn - May 1, 2009 12:10 PM
seriously... the swine flu is a "wag the dog"
I wont say it is concocted by obama, I think it is a global effort to take our minds of of the world economy. seriously. the swine flu's mortality rate is NO HIGHER than regular flu... so y all the hooplah!? http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1448661
13. Jim - May 1, 2009 12:20 PM
"If you haven't seen this already..."
Then you do not belong on the internet!
This fu.cking picture has been circulated more than Bret Michaels cock.
14. Mothafeezel - May 1, 2009 12:25 PM
The best part of it is that it doesn't even come from pigs, and some countries, well, 1 country, well, egypt, has ordered that all pigs in the country should be slaughtered just incase . . .. . http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5401DJ20090501
Read PIGS BEHIND SECURITY FENCES sub-heading
15. Watch-303 - May 1, 2009 12:36 PM
this pic is epic!!!
16. Daisy - May 1, 2009 12:42 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max took some baby pigs and performed an operation to remove their rib bones. Later when tyhey reached matuirity he opened a flap on their sides and cut out the spare rib and bacon meat in such a way that it would eventually grow back. Instead of sewing them up he installed a zipper. This way he invented a process for pork farming.
17. kev - May 1, 2009 12:51 PM
NOOOOOO!!!!!!! damn you baby!!
18. scurl - May 1, 2009 1:23 PM
i just lol'd at daisy. awesome.
19. Poopy - May 1, 2009 1:27 PM
@18: Don't feed the trolls.
20. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 1, 2009 2:19 PM
@9
Guess you have to quit making out with your mother now. Sucks to be you!
21. anna - May 1, 2009 2:27 PM
doihavepigflu.com
22. Max - May 1, 2009 3:52 PM
It's a cute picture... I feel sorry for the father of that kid, who innocently posted a picture of his son on-line.
Totally unrelated to H1N1 2009 Virus outbreak.
23. JJtoob - May 1, 2009 4:11 PM
@20 It hasn't caused much damage yet, but since this is the first time humans are exposed to this variation of the virus, it could be worse, not going to kill the world worse, just the third world countries pretty much. But everyone is just trying not to run the risk of getting infected, since it isn't well documented yet how severe the average case is, because we all know, regular flu season kills people as well, so that's not news.
Sooo that picture is from Mexico?
24. Jeff - May 1, 2009 4:36 PM
Stumbled this picture 3 days ago, but never thought it worthy of Geekologie...
25. Gando - May 1, 2009 4:44 PM
This kid probably loves the taste of bacon.
26. Darth - May 1, 2009 4:47 PM
If you think this isn't hygienic.Be glad the pig doesn't turn to the other side.
27. Brick Tamland - May 1, 2009 8:36 PM
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I HAVE IT!!
28. McCracken - May 1, 2009 10:53 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice. stupid kids and there weird things with animals.
@20 o snap that was a good one.
29. jim jacks - May 1, 2009 10:54 PM
feels like me every morning when i kiss the wife. LOL
get a load of this scary Report.
http://forecastfortomorrow.com/Files/swineflu.pdf
30. kc - May 2, 2009 4:53 AM
http://www.andyourdogtoo.com
"And your little dog too!"
31. JohnO - May 3, 2009 1:51 AM
http://SwineFluNearYou.com LOL
32. Shawn - May 4, 2009 2:48 AM
This isn't the first time we've been exposed to swine flu. There was an outbreak in '79. More people died from the vaccine than they did from the flu.
33. Lordthez - May 8, 2009 3:16 AM
isn't h1n1 just like normal influenza, its just there isn't really much of a vaccination or cure for it yet?
34. FarAndAway - September 23, 2009 12:39 AM
Get a kick out of this other hilarious idea of how the swine flu get started.. http://typobounty.com/Funny/Swine_Flu_2.htm