May 5 2009Spike Chair Is Ultra-Scary, Not Worth The Risk
You see that chair? Yeah, well imagine it with no glass seat and being lowered upon its spike with ropes. Did that just make your ass cry big brown tears of sadness? Because it should have. Known as the Judas Chair, the stool was used as a torture device back in the day (possibly by the Spanish Inquisition). Thank God we live in a tortureless society now, huh? Wait, what? Shit. :/
This take on the old classic was created by Russian designer Ton Guglya. Wow, I think I can safely say I'd rather stand. And this coming from a guy who once shared an overturned bar stool with three friends. Just sayin' -- reduce, reuse, recycle. Go green!
Stake Chair Makes My Delicate Parts Quiver in Terror [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. GeekOnAmission - May 5, 2009 10:33 AM
HAHA, looks like a good time... now seriously Angelo, get your ass in gear! I'm not paying you to read Geekologie!
2. dk - May 5, 2009 10:34 AM
Id hit it!
3. GeekOnAmission - May 5, 2009 10:35 AM
Oh Yeah, and First AND Second!
4. GeekOnAmission - May 5, 2009 10:35 AM
Damn, I guess third
5. STOMPY - May 5, 2009 10:42 AM
Brown tears of sadness
Lowered onto it with ropes
My ass died today
6. Galtacticus - May 5, 2009 10:47 AM
Instead of glass you could put on top a giant ice cube as well.
7. Nero - May 5, 2009 10:50 AM
@6 Lol Eskimo roulette.
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 5, 2009 10:55 AM
Um, no thanx
9. brute-o - May 5, 2009 11:03 AM
http://mystical-mona.mybrute.com/
10. Lucy - May 5, 2009 11:08 AM
what what in the but?
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 5, 2009 11:14 AM
Mmm....prolapse!
12. Daisy - May 5, 2009 11:16 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was lowered face first into a pile of steaks. He had to NOMNOMNOM his way through them to escape.
13. Adam - May 5, 2009 11:20 AM
Finally, something to match the decor in my bedroom.
14. Angie - May 5, 2009 11:25 AM
(818) 590-8302
15. BK - May 5, 2009 11:27 AM
@13
Another anal probing device?
16. Captain - May 5, 2009 11:34 AM
Must seee!!
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17. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 5, 2009 11:51 AM
@14
To whom does that number belong?
18. Angel Mass - May 5, 2009 11:52 AM
Man its like the Russian roulette chair
19. CoinOperatedBoi - May 5, 2009 11:52 AM
Psh this looks like a Friday night to me....
20. Captain - May 5, 2009 12:00 PM
Must seee!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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21. BK - May 5, 2009 12:13 PM
The seems like a good tool for killing gay vampires...
Bad stool for using to hang self...
22. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 5, 2009 12:44 PM
17 - You don't even recognize your own mother's phone number? What a Douche.... McAllister...
23. uchar - May 5, 2009 1:08 PM
now if that pyramid was made out of rubber ...
24. Bubba - May 5, 2009 1:48 PM
Thats gonna need a little more than Preparation H
Preparation Q anyone?
25. Watch-303 - May 5, 2009 2:25 PM
do not want
26. naas - May 5, 2009 3:21 PM
I love this channel
27. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 5, 2009 3:45 PM
@22 ZING!
28. McCracken - May 5, 2009 4:53 PM
that does not look good....
29. kreebilicus - May 6, 2009 5:54 AM
where can i get one?