May 1 2009Society For Prevention Of Cruelty To Robot
I want these people (if they are people) found, and I want them TERMINATED!
The American Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Robots (ASPCR)
Thanks to Greg, who took some initiative and called the FBI to report a new terrorist threat.
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Reader Comments
1. Jesseesse - May 1, 2009 1:31 PM
what?
2. naas - May 1, 2009 1:31 PM
Cause god knows robot cruelty is on the rise these days
3. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 1, 2009 1:32 PM
DUMB
http://jfect.mybrute.com
4. Watch-303 - May 1, 2009 1:32 PM
please stop with the robot articles GW
5. catch22 - May 1, 2009 1:34 PM
yeah THATS what we need
6. Pew³ - May 1, 2009 1:38 PM
I'm going to start the "Society to Prevent the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Robots"
-or-
SPASPCR
7. First - May 1, 2009 1:42 PM
Eat Shit And die naas
8. Jesseesse - May 1, 2009 1:44 PM
I would Join the SPASPCR
9. Pew³ - May 1, 2009 1:49 PM
Sweet. Our membership has doubled in a matter of minutes!!!
Pew pew pew!!!!
10. Jesseesse - May 1, 2009 1:51 PM
Anymore takers on the SPASPCR!
11. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 1, 2009 1:52 PM
Count me in on SPASPCR.
12. Gman2K9 - May 1, 2009 1:54 PM
Sign me up! SPASPCR!
13. Jesseesse - May 1, 2009 1:54 PM
More member!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. ekn - May 1, 2009 1:55 PM
I'm in.
15. STINK - May 1, 2009 2:01 PM
I'm in, but only if I get to club a baby robot and wear it's outer armor as a coat.
16. naas - May 1, 2009 2:02 PM
Count me in, I am always a team player & get along well with others
17. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 1, 2009 2:03 PM
Screw it. I like robots. I don't understand this whole robo-phobia thing the GW has. It's just as silly as people being afraid of clowns.
@7
What's your deal cocksmoke? Did naas hurt your poor wittle feelings? And what are you first at anyway? Is it cumming? I bet it is.
18. Jesseesse - May 1, 2009 2:04 PM
Don't worry my friend you can bash all the baby robots you want!!!
19. paul - May 1, 2009 2:09 PM
Doesn't matter - they're going to kill us all anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64?fmt=18
20. Daisy - May 1, 2009 2:14 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max met a vampire at a bar and went home with her. The next day in school he ate a raw hamburger for lunch.
21. naas - May 1, 2009 2:14 PM
Shumway you are my Shadow Hare☺ but don't worry about the angry little kid, talking tough on an internet forum makes him feel better about himself
22. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 1, 2009 2:16 PM
@20 FTW! Great Once Bitten reference.
23. jimmy - May 1, 2009 2:22 PM
my god the evil...
24. n!9htr3@p3r - May 1, 2009 2:23 PM
hey call me a member!, im working on the underground bunker already
25. Douchie Mc Bagman - May 1, 2009 2:30 PM
@22 - that movie is on TV now.
http://www.thistvnetwork.net/
Count me in on the SPASPCR.
I'll compile a list of paradoxical questions we can ask them to confuse their computer brains.
26. jose arcadio bundia - May 1, 2009 2:49 PM
SPASPCR for life !!!
27. Douchie Mc Bagman - May 1, 2009 2:57 PM
@24 - People have been calling you a member for a long time. A small one but a member nontheless.
28. Watch - May 1, 2009 3:23 PM
stfu daisy. your a waist of space
29. Freddy K - May 1, 2009 3:36 PM
Count me in on SPASPCR
#28, I love that you keep telling Daisy she is a "waist of space". I suggest you look up "waist" and compare it to "waste".
30. naas - May 1, 2009 3:38 PM
Pew³ = praised extraordinaire, look at the following you've assembled
31. MacMaster - May 1, 2009 3:39 PM
I'm in! SPASPCR assemble!
These people are sick. Robots are not people, they are people killing machines! Wake up and smell the lubricant!
32. JJtoob - May 1, 2009 3:59 PM
Terminated? Someone has been secretly hanging out with a T-100. GW?
33. Gando - May 1, 2009 4:15 PM
I bet R2-D2 will be very delighted to hear about this organization.I don't know where he is right now.He's probably on a secret mission or something.But we all know what a sensitive robot he is.
34. Greg - May 1, 2009 4:17 PM
You are very welcome.
35. Pew³ - May 1, 2009 5:02 PM
My real name is John Connor.
Wierd huh?
Pew pew pew!!!
36. Moose Knuckle - May 1, 2009 5:12 PM
So... is that pronounced spaz-pacer?
37. Pew³ - May 1, 2009 5:22 PM
spa-spacer
38. Pat - May 1, 2009 5:56 PM
More dangerous than PETA, that's for sure...
39. Pew³ - SPASPCR©®™ founder. - May 1, 2009 6:33 PM
PETA is pretty damn dangerous. I don't think we'll ever get any NFL quarterbacks thrown into prison for protecting a robots rights.
40. Strabo - May 1, 2009 9:54 PM
This kinda crap could only happen in America. And why? because no other country would start a society whose name begins "The American Society For...".
There are othe reasons too but i'll let your awesome minds decide on those
41. Nerf Ninja - May 1, 2009 10:59 PM
@17 Just great Shumway. Now all I can think about are robot clowns. Or would it be clown robots? Either way I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight.
42. McCracken - May 1, 2009 11:13 PM
This makes me want to go out, finda robot and do some cruelty to robots.
43. kill all robots - May 3, 2009 11:01 PM
IS THAT S.H.!.T. F.K.N REAL?!
It is technically impossible to be cruel to a sentient being since they cannot feel pain, they cannot feel suffering, and they aren't human so causing inhuman treatment to a robot cannot happen. Kill all robots.
44. They Are Coming For Us! - May 5, 2009 9:33 PM
I will not stand idly by while my fellow humans become whimpering robot apologists. Resist the ASPCR! Resist the machines! Viva humanity!