Society For Prevention Of Cruelty To Robot

I want these people (if they are people) found, and I want them TERMINATED!

The American Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Robots (ASPCR)

Thanks to Greg, who took some initiative and called the FBI to report a new terrorist threat.

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  May 15, 2009 / Comments

  A Missouri woman offered a man her 1-year old child for use as a taser shield when he was being confronted by cops. Now that's solid parenting. Officers were at an apartment checking on an assault claim made by the woman when a man confronted the... / Continue →
• No, No, No, We Don't Pierce The Kitties!

  January 23, 2009 / Comments

  Holly Crawford is a 34-year old sadistic dog groomer that decided to pierce the ears, necks, and tails of some cats and sell them as "gothic cats" on the interwebs. After being tipped off by PETA, her home was raided and she was arrested. She def... / Continue →
• The Worst And Saddest Of Yahoo! Answers

  May 28, 2009 / Comments

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