May 6 2009Say Bye To Dromedary Digit!: The Cuchini
The Cuchini is a real product made by the two women in the picture (Kelly and Christy, NOT the camel-woman) and helps prevents undesired camel toe.
The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman's mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."
The Cuchini sells in a pack of 2 for $15, but if you're cheap, you could probably just use a shoe horn. Personally, I don't see what's wrong with a little camel toe. Hell, or even some moose knuckle. But when you start talking mammoth knee, well....I like that too!
Thanks to Laylia and Elroy, who almost got spit on by a camel at the petting zoo. And to Where The Hell Is My Camera Charger?, whose parents must really hate him.
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Reader Comments
1. booboo - May 6, 2009 1:32 PM
first :)
2. Timbo - May 6, 2009 1:33 PM
Firstard...
I have no comment
3. aznterrorist - May 6, 2009 1:33 PM
one word: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
http://at52.mybrute.com/ <---- fight meeee!
4. Moose Knuckle - May 6, 2009 1:34 PM
I'm against anything that is against me!
5. Moose Knuckle - May 6, 2009 1:38 PM
Hmmm.... Cuchini...
Isn't that what the Jawas are always yelling?
"Cuchini!"
6. amy - May 6, 2009 1:39 PM
I'm more worried about that camel-lady included in the photo. First the horse-woman robolegs, now this? Is Geekologie going furfag on us?
7. Daisy - May 6, 2009 1:39 PM
FAKE!!!!
Thias is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadiow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max heard that people were calling Noreen cameltoe. He asked her what she tought about it, and she said they make tires out of camel toes don't they? It must mean I'm tough. Max went out and bought her all new clothes that fit well.
8. MacMaster - May 6, 2009 1:40 PM
I love a good camel toe, if we didn't have camel toe, The Superficial Writer would have nothing to post...
9. Moose Knuckle - May 6, 2009 1:40 PM
Why would you waste money on one of these when, if you're hot, you can just use my forehead?
10. Pew³ - May 6, 2009 1:45 PM
If I were to ever rally to ban a product, here it is.
We must find a way to prove these are not good for the environment.
They're not recylable people, they are filling up our landfills!!!!!
Go au natural!!!!
11. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 6, 2009 1:46 PM
hahha god bless the camel toe
http://jfect.mybrute.com
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 6, 2009 1:49 PM
But I like the camel toe. I suggest we invent a product that accentuates the mons pubis. I'll call it The Toe-ilator! Camel Toe for every woman every time!
13. guate6 - May 6, 2009 1:55 PM
Haha, the video on the product site is actually not bad.
14. Scarlet - May 6, 2009 1:55 PM
Sad. So very sad.
15. whistle - May 6, 2009 2:15 PM
Man, that mascot is hot to the power of fap, but I can still see her toes...
16. Uncle Eccoli - May 6, 2009 2:18 PM
F U C K those two killjoy twats.
@5
LOL
17. Captain - May 6, 2009 2:26 PM
Guys this stuff is better than The Cuchini!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
MUST SEE!!!!
18. Uncle Eccoli - May 6, 2009 2:35 PM
I sent them hatemail. Had to.
19. Quik - May 6, 2009 2:45 PM
I'll just use this as an excuse to stare at girls crotches.
20. Milkman - May 6, 2009 2:46 PM
Camel Toe is hot. Don't buy a Cuchini!
PS Why would a woman stand in that pose anyway like she had a dong hanging down?
21. Boyair - May 6, 2009 2:50 PM
i cant believe they sell this crap
boos helps me get down the stairs with style
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-309
22. travolta - May 6, 2009 3:02 PM
this product is for woman that want their coochi to look like Barbie's coochi.
23. Aids - May 6, 2009 3:03 PM
http://std-aids.mybrute.com Screw Captain Hash.
Worst product ever must have the camel toe
24. che-che - May 6, 2009 3:17 PM
camel toes on hot girl are hot, camel toes on an overweight ladies blue jeans not so hot!!
i wanna stick my finger in the one in the photo.
25. Va - May 6, 2009 4:23 PM
Wha really? Camel toe is NOT hot on ANY woman.
If this thing actually works I saw awesome, it needs to be sold to alot of people and be made readily available before summer hits. Cause... ew.. I dont want to have my eyes attacked with excessive mons pubis
26. Jay - May 6, 2009 4:32 PM
Joe Camel Toe happens because there's a vacumn in a woman's uterus. That happens because when women talk air gets sucked from below right up to the top. Really.
27. Cap'n Jack - May 6, 2009 4:41 PM
@25
You're either gay or a chick. The camel toe is a beautiful, beautiful thing.
28. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 6, 2009 5:02 PM
... seriously not needed. If you have camel toe that needs to be controls, buy clothes that fit.
29. Mr. Sensitive - May 6, 2009 5:06 PM
@26 I hope the ladies are taking note of this extremely accurate post. The best way to prevent a camel to is to shut up.
30. McCracken - May 6, 2009 5:24 PM
That seems like awste of money.
31. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 6, 2009 5:30 PM
29 - Not gonna happen honey.
32. Brutal Anal Assault - May 6, 2009 5:44 PM
So, nobody's going to acknowledge that that camel/woman thing looks like Jar Jar Binks on chemo?
33. HumpLover - May 6, 2009 5:47 PM
26 FTW!
But seriously, that alternative couple who invented this need to be punished. Hopefully it'll be really uncomfortable or not widely available.
34. AJ - May 6, 2009 5:55 PM
There's a celebrity camel toe section in this website. My day is now fulfilled. http://www.cuchini.com/celebritypictures.aspx
35. Jeff - May 6, 2009 6:44 PM
BOOOOOO!!??!!!
36. Milkman - May 6, 2009 6:52 PM
@34 Thank you, my life is now fulfilled
@25 is gay or a woman.
37. Xeta - May 6, 2009 7:37 PM
LOL @ 5! Nice!
38. John McCurry - May 6, 2009 8:31 PM
it's amazing how prudish americans are. with cameltoe protectors and circumcising their men all to get some unnatural appearance, in many countries having a cameltoe in a bikini doesn't happen because we don't wear anything at the beach....
39. 39 - May 6, 2009 10:21 PM
$15 for 2?? too expensive, i'll just keep using duct tape. :(
40. Name (required): - May 6, 2009 10:43 PM
Those two founders are HOT!
I'd hit it!
41. intermission - May 6, 2009 10:53 PM
SO ITS LIKE WEARING A PAD ALLLLL THE TIME? HELL NO, NO NO.
whats the point? and whos going to buy it
42. GhettoT - May 7, 2009 1:20 AM
Who knew JarJar's sister was so hot?
43. Valadas - May 7, 2009 8:18 AM
You can't win against me!
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44. Darth - May 7, 2009 9:48 AM
Guys are only staring at cameltoes because they aren't sure if the person is a girl or whatever creature.If you are obvious a girl than you don't have to buy the Cuchine.
45. Captain - May 7, 2009 1:06 PM
for the cuchini lovers
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
Must See!!
46. We Didn't Start the Flame War - May 7, 2009 2:53 PM
THIS PICTURE FTW!!!
I BONE THE GIRL IN IT!!
YOU BONE YOUR MOM!!
YOU BONE YOUR PALM!!
OH SNAP, EPIC PWNAGE!!!
47. Jacqueline Hyde - May 8, 2009 7:10 PM
Get Billy Mays to sell it. That commercial would be the AWESOME!
HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE CUCHINI!! Ladies-do you have Camel Toe? My wife will demonstrate the power of the cuchini right before your eyes. You can also clean it afterwards with OXICLEAN!!!
48. n.w - May 8, 2009 10:49 PM
Now, how are we supposed to know if we're dealing with the right equipment?
49. DeeplyTroubled - May 12, 2009 12:53 AM
Brutal Anal Assault is right. The mascot thing has a strong Jar-jar resemblance. It fact, it looks like the love child of Jar-Jar and Jessica Rabbit.
50. Camel Free - May 15, 2009 11:10 AM
www.camelammo.com Just seems like a better product.
51. zaky - July 18, 2009 1:58 PM
السلام عليكم
52. dart - September 30, 2009 11:16 AM
Actually, I have a better solution - buy pants that actually fit. If you're wearing a pair that are the proper size, you shouldn't be getting camel toe.
If you're getting camel toe - go take your measurements, check some sizing charts, MEMORISE the size that you ACTUALLY are, and go buy some pants in THAT SIZE.
Seriously, people just need to learn to recognise when clothes don't fit properly, and get over it.