May 5 2009Sap Cap Is Actually A Weapon In Disguise

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The Sap Cap is no ordinary headwear. Oh no, the baseball hat actually has a pocket of "unique impact material that is 110% the density of lead and will not rust" sewn into the back. Granted it's no Oddjob razor hat, but may do in a pinch (also: your clumsy ass would probably cut your own arm off with an Oddjob hat). Just remove the cap, hold by the brim, and proceed to brain your opponent. Now call me old fashioned, but I still prefer a sock full of quarters. Not only is it a lethal weapon, but you can also pay strangers' expired parking meters. But not too many! Lest you find yourself wielding an empty sock. Which, as I'm sure you all know, is only effective for beating yourself. BOOM SHACKA LACKA!

Sap Cap turns your hat into a deadly weapon [dvice]

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Second! Lazers PEW PEW!!!

Bust a cap on a Mofo.

This will replace the blackjack in the upcoming Thief 4 videogame.

Still can't molest the knocked-out bodies though. :(

I'd use it to hit my friend in the balls. It's funny, because he would think it was cloth but it wouldn't be cloth it would be 110 times lead and it would hurt his balls. That is why we would laugh. And yes, I did wright htis just to make you want to shoot yourself with in the face with a gun because it is so painful to read that you no longer want to go on living.

I'd be impressed if it was a robot in disguise...

or a carne asada burrito, yum

Wolverine wouldn't need a hat because he has claws that would kill them in the face. The claws arn't in his face, the are in his arms/hands, but he would kill them in their face with said claws.


The guy in the picture looks like he is about to hit a little kid with the hat. Awesome.

I think i would use this to hit people on the street and make them cry. then when they cry i will give them and icecream. and when they try to eat the icecream i will hit it out of thier hands, and make them cry. then when they cry i will give them and icecream. and when they try to eat the icecream i will hit it out of thier hands, and make them cry. then when they cry i will give them and icecream. and when they try to eat the icecream i will hit it out of thier hands, and make them cry. then when they cry i will give them and icecream. and when they try to eat the icecream i will hit it out of thier hands, and make them cry. then when they cry i will give them and icecream. and when they try to eat the icecream i will hit it out of thier hands, and make them cry. then when they cry i will give them and icecream. and when they try to eat the icecream i will hit it out of thier hands, and make them cry. then when they cry i will give them and icecream. and when they try to eat the icecream i will hit it out of thier hands, and make them cry. then when they cry i will give them and icecream. and when they try to eat the icecream i will hit it out of thier hands, and make them cry. then when they cry i will give them and icecream. and when they try to eat the icecream i will hit it out of thier hands, and make them cry. then when they cry i will give them and icecream. and when they try to eat the icecream i will hit it out of thier hands, and make them cry.

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All that icecream destruction just made me cry.

It's spelled T-H-E-I-R. Thank you.

This hat is brilliant! And I would never be allowed to own one...

It's all good until a fly lands on your knee.

Icecream man, you are my hero.

It's all good until someone sneaks up behind you and brains you with your own hat.

Why would they do that?


I want a hat with a flamethrower hidden in it.

no pew pew pew... NO CARE...

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I dunno. Maybe you're holding ice cream.

*still waiting for the inevitable "Homie Don't Play That" line...

You don't need a special cap - hitting someone in the eye with any cap like that should distract them long enough to follow that strike with a stiff jab to the throat, then see if they get up

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this reminds me of when i was a squatter. i found a red nike hat on a bus, ripped off the nike swoosh (well, it was embroidered, so i was at it with a seam ripper for ages) then wrote HAT on the front in large black letters. i wore it all the time for about 4 years, and had sewn lead into the bill, put some spikes in it, kept my sewing needles along the edge, had a razor in the headband (along with any of my money) etc.
hats are useful.
but a large smiley is far more intimidating.

Naas, your a modern day bruce lee.

FAKE!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max filled a pillowcase with soda cans and when the tough guy came around Max beat him almost to death. After that Max was the top dog.

I like this hat. This is a nice hat.

Due to the weight it's as well a great work-out for the neck and shoulders.

So watch out! If you see anybody with a bullneck and a cap on top from now on!

Hmm, this is very effective, but I think it's also illegal to carry in many states in the US (you guys have lots of silly laws against "slungshots and manrikigusaris"). Another classic in a similar vein is the dog chain sewed into a bandanna—equally effective, and equally illegal. Only the criminals are allowed to defend themselves, folks!

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lmfao!

nice at the end!

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