May 14 2009Russian Whale Tails Taking Web By Storm
Vilena, the woman above, is the originator of a Russian internet phenomenon I'm dubbing "whale tailing". Basically, she took the picture you see there (with her ass all up in the air, hence the "whale tail"), posted it on some social networking site, and, next thing you know, BAM, all the women are doing it. *sniff* Brings a tear to my eye. Now I don't belong to any Russian networking sites, so I say we bring the trend over here. Now THAT'S an internet phenomenon I can get behind! And thrust. HIYO!
Hit the jump for several more slightly NSFW examples, the last of which will make you sad.
New Russian Girls Photo Trend [englishrussia]
and
Crazy Girl's Butt Photo Meme Takes Russia by Storm [gizmodo]
Thanks to el, Milkmoney, Anna, Chris, and noodles, who are all perverts. And Enrique, who isn't. Just kidding, totally is.
Reader Comments
1. bob - May 14, 2009 4:31 PM
wow nice tail
2. lemons - May 14, 2009 4:33 PM
those poses are teh ghey.
3. Farles Chew - May 14, 2009 4:34 PM
It's always the same three pics. For a trend that everyone is talking about, there only seem to be three grainy pics.
4. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 14, 2009 4:34 PM
That last picture made me very, very sad. Poor kid...
And if I did one of these pics it would actually be a whale tail - so, I think I'll opt out of this particular game of assharty webantics =)
5. Farles Chew - May 14, 2009 4:34 PM
Make that 5 pics. But whatever.
6. Chuck Nunchuck - May 14, 2009 4:41 PM
Farles Chew, I cannot begin to divulge the amount of fail in your posts. If you clicked on the englishrussia link, it would take you to about 15 pictures. So please make a third post saying "maybe 15 or so. But whatever."
7. l337 h@x0r - May 14, 2009 4:41 PM
i want to see more whale tail...
8. BubbaFranks - May 14, 2009 4:42 PM
Brings a new meaning to -
"Thar' she blows"
9. Yuseff Muslim - May 14, 2009 4:44 PM
I know right? Shit, I even tried it myself.
10. cup - May 14, 2009 4:46 PM
k, i just farted trying to do the whale tail pose so i KNOW theyre doing it too
11. STOMPY - May 14, 2009 4:47 PM
CALL ME ISHMAEL!!!
12. bordmanator - May 14, 2009 4:47 PM
Why is there a child in the last picture??
13. LSDiesel - May 14, 2009 4:50 PM
Also gives a new meaning to Moby Johnson.
14. AtomicCoffee - May 14, 2009 5:06 PM
Why does everyone here feel bad for the kid in the last pic? If I had a girlfriend with an ass like that when I was his age, I'd be freakin' psyched!
15. Harvmeistergeneral - May 14, 2009 5:10 PM
lol'd
16. Big City - May 14, 2009 5:13 PM
Only the last two are whale tails, the others are just sloot wannabees with their asses in the air.
So it is written, so it shall be done.
17. MacMaster - May 14, 2009 5:16 PM
Now if we can just get pictures from the back of the girl's, that would be something to see. I saw some of that bit just getting off the bus today.
18. Shallow Val - May 14, 2009 5:17 PM
Unimpressive. There is only one proper way to do that pose and we can thank Ice-T's lovely wife Coco for showing us the light.
http://www.gossipish.com/images/coco_nicoleaustin_icet2.jpg
And by light, I mean big beautiful cheeks.
That poor kid in the last picture is going to be scarred for life.
19. Darth - May 14, 2009 5:19 PM
This is a different point of view "from Russia with love."
20. Victoria - May 14, 2009 5:21 PM
Oh man, I thought she was actually going to have a tail. You know that extar piece of bone that people can wiggle.
Damn you GW, you got my hopes up!
21. RacieHart - May 14, 2009 5:21 PM
What? That's nothing new!
I do that in my photos all the time (I'm an alternative model)
22. Big City - May 14, 2009 5:25 PM
Shallow Val is a god among men.
23. STOMPY - May 14, 2009 5:39 PM
@21
Why don't you send your whale tail to GW for us all to admire?
24. Learn How I Make $100/Day Profit with PPC - May 14, 2009 5:40 PM
i love whale tail.
25. Nightbringer - May 14, 2009 5:45 PM
The one with the kids is such an epic fail...
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
26. Kyle - May 14, 2009 5:47 PM
sorry for the kid
27. sbrooke - May 14, 2009 5:47 PM
Is it just me, or does the second to last picture look like ET?
28. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - May 14, 2009 5:48 PM
I'm usually all about ass, but something about this is just disturbing to me. It just screams "whore." Other things can seem classy in some light or another, but this just crosses the line. I think it's the air of desperation that this demonstrates, it's not at all attractive.
29. XX - May 14, 2009 5:54 PM
Thats the best they got? Come on all you American internet whores.... show them how its done. :D Just don't include your kid in the pic like that last one. Maaaajor buzzkill.
30. Pollen - May 14, 2009 6:00 PM
MAN THE HARPOONS
31. DH - May 14, 2009 6:04 PM
last pic - mothering/sistering/guardian fail.
girlfriend win.