May 27 2009Runpee: It Is Now Safe To Leave The Theater
Runpee.com is a website database of movies currently in the theater with notations that let you know when it's a good time to run to the bathroom. As you can see, this is the runpee chart for Terminator Salvation, which features several opportunities to drain your dragon. Of course, some would argue any time is good because the movie sucked. I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it BECAUSE I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE SLEEPING ALREADY. Also, I don't like leaving my seat during a movie, so you know what I do? I use a catheter. Except I definitely don't because I would pass out from the thought before I even had my pants down. Which is why the last movie I saw in the theater was Cars. Not even kidding.
Thanks to Randi, who just asks for an empty cup from the concession stand.
Reader Comments
1. Davo - May 27, 2009 5:51 PM
kinda weak.
2. 3.14chan - May 27, 2009 5:55 PM
LAST!!!
Wait!
3. ribbons - May 27, 2009 5:55 PM
Runpee about 5 comments in, just as they start getting repetitive.
4. Pew³ - May 27, 2009 6:11 PM
From what I hear, you may as well stay in the bathroom and miss the movie.
5. Naterator - May 27, 2009 6:12 PM
Interesting.
This is a total fotsop jobe.I. Wait, what do you mean repetetive?
I just wanted to say how weak it is!
6. Kyora - May 27, 2009 6:13 PM
Lol makes me wonder just how many hits that website generates.
7. Naterator - May 27, 2009 6:14 PM
(Oh, and to stay in the bathroom.)
8. Naterator - May 27, 2009 6:15 PM
How many hits does this website generate?
9. Naterator - May 27, 2009 6:16 PM
@3
WTF do you mean?
10. Watch-303 - May 27, 2009 6:17 PM
cool!
11. Naterator - May 27, 2009 6:18 PM
Well, since noone else has said it,
FIRST!!1!
12. Naterator clonums - May 27, 2009 6:19 PM
@5, 7, 8, 9, & 11
Shut up clone!
13. naas - May 27, 2009 7:32 PM
Well I didn't think I'd see this posted but here it is
14. aids - May 27, 2009 8:21 PM
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
15. GRAMMARNAZI - May 27, 2009 8:30 PM
I usually just wait for a very quiet part in the movie, and then pee real loud into my empty popcorn container.
It's a real good way to get more elbow room,.
16. Jeffrey - May 27, 2009 9:38 PM
That's brilliant.
But when is it okay to get up to use the bathroom in the Star Trek movie?
Answer: Never.
That movie rocks.
17. GRAMMARNAZI - May 27, 2009 9:54 PM
@16
Thanks man, I appreciate your words of kindness.
Of course, I owe all my brilliance to the hard efforts of eating a balanced diet, regular exercise and staying in school...and weed.
18. Jonathan - May 27, 2009 10:32 PM
Wow that's exactly when I went to the bathroom while watching Terminator! When he found Blair haha, by that, I highly recommend using this I guess
19. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - May 27, 2009 10:33 PM
What if your unit is really huge and it takes time to get it out, more time than to urinate itself? Like my unit, it's 45 inches in length and 3 inches in diameter. Ladies love my unit too. They call it "the emergency CPR device."
I hate draftsmen... they are such douches. Douchy draftsmen.
20. Yom Kippur (the Hanukkah Party Goer) - May 27, 2009 10:38 PM
I pee a lot. It seems like my prostate has enlarge 3 times its normal size. Oops! Gotta pee again y'all.
21. Homer_J - May 27, 2009 11:47 PM
Hanna Montana the Movie:
"Go home right after the previews and pee for as long as you please in the comfort of your own home. You wont miss anything."
This is my new favorite site.
22. MystiQue - May 28, 2009 6:34 AM
Blah!
http://mystical-mona.mybrute.com
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23. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 28, 2009 7:07 AM
I usually pee on the seat in front of me. That way I never miss a moment of the action!
24. joel snipes - May 28, 2009 7:34 AM
Gordon, Theaters are on inclines to your stream will meet many tennis shoes, I just fill my large cup up once i empty it. Its the proper thing to do you know.
25. Jaded Icon - May 28, 2009 7:58 AM
Who would really need this? What you really need is better willpower! I haven't let myself pee for 5 days! So what if it is poisoning me with my own toxins, sometimes a man needs to be a man.
@ 19 Your wife told me to tell you to stop lying about how big you d*ck is. She told me while I was banging her. P.S. I apologize ahead of time and go see a doctor soon.
26. STOMPY - May 28, 2009 9:42 AM
@19
Ya, I'd go see a doctor, especialy since Jaded Icon apparently gang banged my mom before hitting up your wife. That could be pretty nasty...
27. Quik - May 28, 2009 9:47 AM
Which site tells you when you should pee ON a movie.
28. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - May 28, 2009 10:20 AM
@25
My doctor said I'm perfectly fine. He said I can play ping pong anytime.
And I don't want you to believe anything that my wife said. She's just jealous that I banged her sister in the balls. Yes, her sister has balls.
STOMPY... I urge you to go back to your little hut and play with the rest of the dwarfs. Stop banging Snow White for Pete's sake! Does she still makes you soup? Well, there you go... That should give you a clue or something.
29. Rhialto - May 28, 2009 2:32 PM
There're several movie review websites and as much people there're as much opinions.
30. Darth - May 28, 2009 2:34 PM
Once i saw a movie with a real shitty review.But i really liked!
31. Gando - May 28, 2009 2:38 PM
The times that a movie is disappointing are more a regularity than the times it surprises.
32. holy shit - May 29, 2009 2:14 PM
this is the funniest thing i the world i only got as far as @23 befor i was about to pee my pants laughing and my d-block teacher yelled at me