May 13 2009UPDATE: Zapatag Calls Out Bad Drivers

Zapatag is a user submitted database of bad/inconsiderate/female/rude/raging drivers' license plate numbers and their alleged infractions. I have no idea of the legality of such a system, but quite frankly, I don't care -- I think this is a great idea. Provided, of course, I never see a GK WRITR tag pop up. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! That said, I change my mind about the GK WRITR thing -- make as many sightings as you can around the DC area talking about how handsome I am and how I can make light turns green by unbuttoning my shirt. Also, maybe mention that it looked like my truck was dragging its muffler but it turned out to be my penis. Ladies?
UPDATE: Click HERE to see all my infractions to date.
Thanks to The Jerk, who already has like fifty listings.

Reader Comments
1. benn - May 13, 2009 5:42 PM
thats creepy . . .
1st!
2. benn - May 13, 2009 5:43 PM
thats creepy . . .
1st!
3. Tennist0 - May 13, 2009 5:43 PM
HA... ummmmmm...nope, got nothing for this
4. Tennist0 - May 13, 2009 5:44 PM
@2- 2x the fail for being stupid
5. naas - May 13, 2009 5:47 PM
people are too uptight, I don't get road rage because I generally don't care
6. Quik - May 13, 2009 5:48 PM
I guess this is more "legal" than my idea of hood mounted paintball guns with various colors to indicate infractions.
But I think that my idea would be much more fun, and you could instantly see who you need to avoid on the road.
7. Honky Magoo - May 13, 2009 5:51 PM
This site, just like my post, is pointless.
8. boom - May 13, 2009 5:58 PM
im so getting myself on there
9. Daisy - May 13, 2009 5:59 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max addressed a crowd, and then went to the mens room but forgot to turn off his microphone. Everyone in the audience got to hear him go, and go and go, and then fart some.
10. kaybee - May 13, 2009 6:22 PM
I'm so glad this site is only applicable to American drivers. Finally being Canadian is a good thing.
11. I</3Dinos - May 13, 2009 6:26 PM
http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/370
12. Hehehoho - May 13, 2009 6:51 PM
to get in there you need to be lady and have easy to remember license plane
Example "Blodie"
13. John - May 13, 2009 6:55 PM
DC area? Whereabouts near DC?
14. Pew³ - May 13, 2009 7:17 PM
I just saw a tag on the ZAPATAG website for GKWRITR. Someone said pee stains on a matress. Funny stuff.
15. Jess - May 13, 2009 7:37 PM
Check out the comments tagged to GKWRITR. Apparently none of your readers understand the difference between "breaks" and "brakes."
16. Watch-303 - May 13, 2009 7:41 PM
hack this site!
17. McCracken - May 13, 2009 8:06 PM
lulz
18. barroom hero - May 13, 2009 8:43 PM
Dallas would have so many markers that you couldn't see the map. Tons of bad drivers here.
19. Gubba - May 13, 2009 8:48 PM
I will forever go down in history as the 19th Geekologist to comment on this.
Boo yah!
20. lofar - May 13, 2009 8:49 PM
This is going to get abused more than a geekologie reader's dong.
21. Zira - May 13, 2009 9:50 PM
Your penis got shut in the door? Darn...
22. Asherael - May 13, 2009 9:51 PM
GET OUT OF THERE you people are ruining my one chance at vengance
23. Jay - May 13, 2009 9:55 PM
Fake. Totally Escher’d. I can tell by the stippling and from seeing quite a few Escher’s in my time.
24. Alyssa - May 13, 2009 10:24 PM
oooh la la, GK writer, are you single?
25. Dae - May 13, 2009 11:34 PM
http://www.zapatag.com/plate/DC/GKWRITR/404
Haha! That didn't take long.
26. Kaitlin - May 14, 2009 12:27 AM
hahahaha! another one!
27. Kaitlin - May 14, 2009 12:28 AM
oops... http://www.zapatag.com/plate/IL/91a426l/395
28. tyler - May 14, 2009 2:18 AM
aaah, this site is getting bombed with mad GK WRITR sightings, you dinosaur sexing freak, you,
29. Twitchet - May 14, 2009 3:49 AM
I win.
http://www.zapatag.com/plate/WA/GKWRITR/408
:P
30. Aids - May 14, 2009 5:03 AM
Dam Dinosaur Causing Traffic all the time
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
31. eat bean - May 14, 2009 6:43 AM
what daisy said
32. ImSuperCereal - May 14, 2009 6:52 AM
http://www.zapatag.com/plates/DC/416
33. Captain - May 14, 2009 7:15 AM
>>>>>>>
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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34. mike - May 14, 2009 7:33 AM
my girlfriend is psychic and came up with this the other day when we were driving from LA to Boston - Needs Iphone App
35. Jaded Icon - May 14, 2009 8:31 AM
Well, even though there are a lot of bad drivers out there, this really doesnt solve anything. I guess its just a site for people to bitch about other drivers. If it makes them feel better all the more power to them.......until they get too much power and become corrupted demi gods of injustice. Just like dad........
36. Adam - May 14, 2009 8:51 AM
So you see someone driving erratically because they are on the phone or texting, then you get out your PDA and upload their license plate info...while you are driving. Incredible.
37. fleity - May 14, 2009 8:53 AM
@15:
sry, was extremely tired when i wrote that and somehow managed to type the "e" a lot earlier than i wanted ^^°
38. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 14, 2009 9:24 AM
Since I have to wait until I get home to "confirm" the details, I'll re-post my zaptag here:
"Seriously, who the hell watches "Never Back Down" while they're driving? Although not as disturbing as seeing a grown man dressed as Zelda cosplaying with a Raptor dressed as Link... My world will never be the same."
Much love GW.
39. CoinOperatedBoi - May 14, 2009 9:42 AM
San Antonio has you all beat, half the people here aren't even supposed to be in this country much less on the road.....another GKWRITR tag:
Douche dressed up as link wielding the master sword, the turd cut me off forcing me into a class of blind schoolchildren on a field-trip. When confronted he told me it was the robot apocalypse and his car's computer took over.
40. kmm - May 14, 2009 10:44 AM
This is great. Like a psycho I have kept notes like this for years. Now I can post all of them.
41. gryphon84 - May 14, 2009 11:10 AM
how many places do you live? I saw at least 3 states with your custom "GK WRITR" license.
42. Darth - May 14, 2009 11:10 AM
This looks pretty real to me. . .Or maybe it's real?
43. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 14, 2009 12:50 PM
OK, so I looked around this site for a while and I noticed that there are like, 2 people in Hawaii that seem to think their entire life is about following people around, taking pics of their cars, and bitching about them on the internet...
44. Lord of the horse beaters - May 14, 2009 11:16 PM
Went to the site and thought to myself "Cant you do any better than that daisy?".
P.S. I think his bumper sticker is a complete photoshop job wink wink.
45. dr.jayfer - May 15, 2009 5:47 AM
so did anybody see that GK WRITR is on the main page now when you first load it or click the everywhere tab?