May 26 2009Questionable: The Outdoor Dog Crap Flusher

The Powerloo is an outdoor dog crap flusher that ties into your home plumbing's sewer line and flushes special biodegradable bags of dog shit down the drain so you don't step in it while you're playing badminton with Bubbles and the gang. It costs $1000.
The Powerloo: pick it up, flush it down! Pick up your dog waste, hands free and flush it away with the Powerloo.
Did that make any sense? Does having a bag over your arm constitute hands free? Because if not, when was the last time you saw a bag of dog shit walk across the lawn and throw itself away? Exactly, that summer you tried PCP. The prosecution rests.
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Reader Comments
1. RiotPorn - May 26, 2009 8:57 PM
first?
2. RiotPorn - May 26, 2009 8:58 PM
2 for 2 for useless poo
3. McGloin - May 26, 2009 9:10 PM
I'm a racist piece of shit, flush me.
4. GLADIATOR - May 26, 2009 9:21 PM
$1000 toilet? for my pooch?
Rover go ahead and poop right there ....
*proceeds to pull out the plastic bag and pick up the doo doo*
Hey Rover, looks like you ate too much brussel sprouts today! It's green!
5. GLADIATOR - May 26, 2009 9:21 PM
$1000 toilet? for my pooch?
Rover go ahead and poop right there ....
*proceeds to pull out the plastic bag and pick up the doo doo*
Hey Rover, looks like you ate too much brussel sprouts today! It's green!
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
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6. Questionable: The Outdoor Dog Crap Flusher - May 26, 2009 9:24 PM
The Powerloo is an outdoor dog crap flusher that ties into your home plumbing's sewer line and flushes special biodegradable bags of dog shit down the drain so you don't step in it while you're playing badminton with Bubbles and the gang. It costs $1000.
The Powerloo: pick it up, flush it down! Pick up your dog waste, hands free and flush it away with the Powerloo.
Did that make any sense? Does having a bag over your arm constitute hands free? Because if not, when was the last time you saw a bag of dog shit walk across the lawn and throw itself away? Exactly, that summer you did PCP. The prosecution rests.
7. Daisy - May 26, 2009 9:25 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max returned to the recently anally probed Baja, who was coming down from esctacy and LSD. She had dried crusty semen, poop and lube in her butt crack, and had a hangover. When Max showed up, she asked him, was I camping last night?
8. GRAMMARNAZI - May 26, 2009 9:40 PM
I want one of those for my car. Ya' know,..for when i'm in traffic an' stuff.
9. Daisy - May 26, 2009 9:43 PM
@8. GRAMMARNAZI
I think you could use one now buddy. You're talking shit.
10. McCracken - May 26, 2009 9:54 PM
omg is this for real? this has to be on the top ten for most pointless sh!t to waste your money on. Now if you can train a dog to use it.....no even then it would still be a waste of 1,000$.
11. Paul? - May 26, 2009 10:24 PM
perfect! I can't think of a better way to spend $1000!
12. captain obvious - May 26, 2009 10:40 PM
not to forget installation cost for attaching it to the plumbing system.
13. Beastman AIDS - May 26, 2009 11:44 PM
I heard Christopher Reeves used to have one of these running from the abortion clinic to his house.
14. Crazywow - May 26, 2009 11:53 PM
I already have something like this at my place ...I call it a "fence" and what I do is shovel all the dog sh!t up and then throw all my crap over it...into my neighbour's yard. Works great
15. Spikey DaPikey - May 27, 2009 4:28 AM
Load of plastic crap.
16. Mesarim - May 27, 2009 5:19 AM
Maybe the instruction book teaches you how to train your dog to crap straight into it?
17. Jaded Icon - May 27, 2009 6:45 AM
It costs $1000 to buy and then another $1000 for a plumber to install it and 50% of your lifesavings when you wife leaves you because you're a douchebag.
18. Captain - May 27, 2009 7:50 AM
Must SEE!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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19. Clamdigger - May 27, 2009 7:56 AM
Crayola makes the best product for detecting dog poo. Feed one to your dog and the results are amazing. Neon works the best.
20. Madgame - May 27, 2009 8:26 AM
Funny frackin post GW :P
21. naas - May 27, 2009 9:57 AM
$1000 toilet? for my pooch?
Rover go ahead and poop right there ....
22. naas - May 27, 2009 9:58 AM
I'll stick with just picking it all up with a bag & putting in an outdoor garbage bin that cost $6 made especially for dogshit
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 27, 2009 2:33 PM
This invention is actually a portal to hell. OR Goliath's drink stirrer...
24. Nero - May 27, 2009 3:32 PM
Looks great to me! These animals shit a lot!
25. Gando - May 27, 2009 3:34 PM
How about putting these things in public parks?
26. Randy Lahey - May 27, 2009 3:34 PM
Trailer Park Boys reference - DEEECENT
27. aids - May 27, 2009 4:20 PM
Who would need something like this?
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
28. dbag - May 28, 2009 4:56 AM
what happens in the winter? does it freeze? and if it works... do you need to heat the frozen shitcicles to a liquified paste so you dont clog it? surely youll need a plunger... obviously its not intended for st bernard sized shits.