May 25 2009Questionable: The Konami Code Belly Dance
I have no idea what I just watched but I think it had something to do with Contra. Happy Memorial Day everyone, and remember: freedom isn't free.
Thanks to whoever sent me this, I couldn't find your email again because I've been celebrating too hard and I fell off the balcony into a tree last night.
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Reader Comments
1. reptilard - May 25, 2009 10:02 AM
first
2. carl - May 25, 2009 10:02 AM
FIRST
3. reptilard - May 25, 2009 10:02 AM
carl: FAIL
4. Mary-Jane - May 25, 2009 10:39 AM
lol. That's pretty funny
5. Tennist0 - May 25, 2009 10:39 AM
@2- fail! get a life
@1...just get a life
this video really isnt that good
6. James - May 25, 2009 10:52 AM
eh... not the best belly dancing i've ever seen.
That would be the belly dancers from my friends birthday party last year. It was all boobs and battle ready scimitars. Followed promptly by drunks trying to balance the scimitars on their hips and failing. There was blood.
And no, freedom isn't free.
neither are tacos. Tacos should be free.
7. Lookaze - May 25, 2009 11:10 AM
left = hot
right = not.
am i riiiiiite?
8. turtoise - May 25, 2009 11:19 AM
my brute is way much hotter !!!
i rock !!
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9. RTN - May 25, 2009 11:19 AM
@7
Agreed, but they both suck at dancing.
10. guate6 - May 25, 2009 11:35 AM
#7, I personally disagree...I don't go for the whole "anorexia" look myself. In any case, freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me, and if we don't chip in we'll never pay the bill...
11. FunkyFresh - May 25, 2009 11:42 AM
I only watched this in the hopes of seeing some nice big breastasis...wow what a letdown!
12. Lmega5 - May 25, 2009 11:43 AM
@10...lolwut?...
13. GYPSY - May 25, 2009 11:45 AM
OK PEOPLE FOR ALL OF YOU (NON_GOTHS) this is an song from an band called The Gothsicles the song is off the album nesferatu
14. Lolfail - May 25, 2009 11:56 AM
Horrible dancing
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15. boba_1904 - May 25, 2009 12:07 PM
2 thumbs way down
16. Matthew - May 25, 2009 12:14 PM
Man - perfect chance to use the
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/the_geekini_mash_those_buttons.php
nice dance otherwise.
17. greasy - May 25, 2009 12:39 PM
I'll take the one on the left.
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18. Madgame - May 25, 2009 12:53 PM
questionable indeed
19. Fumbles - May 25, 2009 1:06 PM
Fail
20. GLADIATOR - May 25, 2009 1:14 PM
My eyes are burning ... very badly ...
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21. Ocelot - May 25, 2009 1:20 PM
EPIC FAIL @ 1 and 2.
And as much as I love ya GW, this video is pretty lame.
22. Darth - May 25, 2009 1:33 PM
We need to see more belly dance clips and we need to hear more funny noises!
23. Jedi - May 25, 2009 1:35 PM
@7 I kinda agree. I would go for the one on the left. But at the same time, the one on the right looked like she was more comfortable belly-dance/better at it.
in my mind:
Better belly-dancing = better in bed.
just my opinion.
24. lol - May 25, 2009 2:40 PM
I miss Hedonistica
25. Ashy - May 25, 2009 3:00 PM
If we entered the Konami Code now would they become hot?
....nope nothin.
26. Barney Stinson - May 25, 2009 3:16 PM
As usual,nail the pretty one and bring a not so good friend for nailing the fat one!!!
27. leo - May 25, 2009 3:22 PM
the fatter they are the better it looks
installation fail: xbox
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28. Watch-303 - May 25, 2009 4:09 PM
hot!!! good art form too.
29. Meadow - May 25, 2009 5:32 PM
The skinny one is doing it wrong, you got to have some belly to giggle in belly dancing
30. William Shatner - May 25, 2009 5:36 PM
the one on the right is fat.
31. G.W. Bush - May 25, 2009 6:18 PM
Reminds me of that one time I entered the Konami code in a computer at the pentagon. Almost started WWIII. Hehe.
P.S. Cheney is a ROBOT!
32. Daisy - May 25, 2009 6:24 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that movie Never Back Down where Max was confined to his house and some kids lit a bag of poo on his front porch,and when he chased them, he exceeded his boundary and the cops beat him up.
33. GRAMMARNAZI - May 25, 2009 6:48 PM
Yes, very nice, very nice girls. So, how much do you suppose they charge to do private shows?
34. aids - May 25, 2009 7:22 PM
These girls suck.
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36. Anon - May 25, 2009 8:54 PM
Why is the whale there? She has an awful stomach and can't belly dance nearly as well as the skinnier girl. Makes herself look like shat ...
37. Pepper - May 25, 2009 9:02 PM
so much hate. that's it, i'm convinced. this forum is flooded with homos and angry dykes.
seriously. i am a belly dancer, and though these are all just basic movies, and their shimmies suck, how can you all complain about some half dressed girls, geek related or not?
frack. this site is lame. not for the posts, but for the booger eaters who post in the comments.
(fyi, you dont need a "belly" to belly dance. men are belly dancers too)
38. lol - May 26, 2009 1:18 AM
Interesting..
39. Megan - May 26, 2009 1:28 AM
You know, my Moroccan housemate could belly dance, and these girls definitely lack the ability.
40. Wes - May 26, 2009 2:29 AM
good idea girl on right, good idea...
41. Captain - May 26, 2009 8:39 AM
Must See!!!
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42. john - May 26, 2009 11:28 AM
music is horrible
43. Milkman - May 26, 2009 12:18 PM
I watched this for a while expecting something to happen but it never did. thank god i didn't watch til the end. but at least those nerds have chicks in the room with them, they aren't total virgins. even if they did have to roofie them to dance.
44. MATT TASTIC - May 27, 2009 10:42 AM
DELETE THE FAT CHICK ON THE RIGHT AND YOU MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING.
45. niKKi - June 5, 2009 9:34 PM
one is anorexic, one is fat. EW