May 5 2009Pfft, Who Needs Ears?: Pierced Glasses

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Born without ears? Lose them in a samurai sword fight? Whatever the case, for those of you who have found yourself both aurally and ocularly challenged, you may want to consider pierced glasses. Pierced glasses are a pair of prescription eyeglasses that stay affixed to your ugly mug via a piercing through the nose. Pretty clever. Not as clever as just having Lasik surgery so you can shoot lasers out of your eyeballs, but hey, laser vision isn't for everyone. And, incidentally, neither are laser-wangs. Go ask The Superficial Writer why he's blind in one eye.

Pierced Eyeglasses [bmezine]

Thanks to Warfaremonkey, who wears a pierced hat and is now limited to the use of his animal brain like Phineas Gage.

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First I think

That's pretty cool.

Except when you don't have the lenses in.


Then it's just retarded.

second

YESSSSSS!!! First Time Ever

Stupid, almost as stupid as the firstards

JUST GET CONTACTS!!! DUMBASS!

I was gonna have contact lenses pierced into my eyeballs but the doctor didn't show up.

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How do you spell "Ouch!"?....

I'd rather eat a whole Chicken in a Can before wearing those

I think this would make you go cross-eyed when you weren't wearing the glasses. Kinda like in the movie "The Jerk."

Morpheus!

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SOOO old.... I remember seeing this stuff 3 years ago in the newspaper. >.<

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What happens when you want sun glasses?

Is this conservative or pretty kinky?

@14

No one cares except you. Shut the fu*k up.

When not using the glasses she has an eyebrow like a portcullis AND she's ginger. It sucks to be you.

@20

What's wrong with being ginger?

That's no woman! http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2005/pierced-eyeglasses.jpg

@18 WRONG
I care in fact I have seen this elsewhere quite a while ago my self

I knew they were going to do that or some shit sooner or later....

this is great for rugby players!

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Navin Johnson should sue..

FAKE!!!!

This is a comoplete photoshop job. You can tell because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly liek that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max had a cat that shot lasers out of its eyes and used it to fight crime.

are they screwed in? So they have to use those little screws every time they put them on and take them off? At least use magnets or something

is that a close up of agent scully modeling the glasses?

That looks pretty cool. Until you hit them or try to take them off forgeting its a piercing or something like that.

Is it really that someone so does not love himself? It looks like a fake. How to sleep with this? It seems to me it enough painfull then ear piercing...

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yea for those who have been living under the rocks for the past few decades there is this thing called contact lens, requires a little practice and virtually pain free with no piercings required.

Wow. That's odd.
I think I'll just to stick with the frames.

That's a woman?

#9 you nailed it

people that cant see should just shut up

DO.

NOT.

WANT.

@30

Sure, if Scully has a PENIS.

What happens when you get punched in the eye, hit with a ball, or holding a baby who doesn't know any better then to pull? Pretty sure it would be ripped out then you'd be left witha hole. Ya what a great idea, plus the whole going cross eyed when there aren't in.

Why not just get some pince-nez like Teddy Roosevelt used to wear. Then you wont have a friggin bar sticking through your nose.

Yep, that'd feel absolutely fantastic for when I roll over in the middle of the night onto my stomach. The only thing that would feel *more* fantastic is if I (or a guy friend) were to scrape up against each other's thighs when we were um... "acquainting" ourselves with the differences between men & women.

I think this guy needs a toilet implant NEXT, no need to go to the bathroom, Wana go poo, go poo right there.

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Um, you know this is from 2004, right? it's cool, but talk about geekologie being behind the times...

um...how about contacts or Lasik?

To the author, dude you suck at writing and are not funny.

People will do anything to defile their bodies ...

This is stupid. Imagine how its gonna feel if u just get a small bump on your nose. its gonna hurt a lot!

That is actually pretty cool

This is as old as time itself.

@47

Ditto. Douche.

@32

If you're talking about sleeping with just the piercing, I have the same thing and it doesn't bother me at all, my ears bug me more than this one. I also wear glasses and like the idea of this but if it's not done with magnets F that.

that's actually a damn useful kind of piercing.
and how could some retards really think that putting strange little plastic pieces into your eyes every morning or burning away pieces of your eyes with bloody LASER (hell, just think sensible for one second) is any better or less 'perverted' than a piercing???

thats just asking for major hurt when it gets snagged on something

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glasses forum.

Dude you knocked off my glasses......... and half of my face.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was in class taking the Friday literacy test when Mrs. Yeoman noticed him staring at her backside. Max received maximum marks and made uninhibited animalistic love to his teacher.

@59: lol

daisy shut up and quit posting that on everything its so freaking annoing!!!!!!

omggggggggg im like in i.c.t nd i just found this website nd its joooooooooooooooooookes . this is so wierd lmao i (l) those glasses woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I knew a kid in college (friend's roommate) who had no ears. He also had a really awesome bowl cut, which accentuated the fact that he had no ears. I remember thinking how much it sucked that he could never wear sunglasses, and hey, there you go. Where was this brilliant maneuver then? Just a glint in some nerd's eye...

Welcome to like 1998. This shit is old news.

I would totally have that done! Never again would my glasses slip down my nose. Curse my thin bridge. And no, I can't wear contacts, from a medical stand point.

Im in the same boat as you Jayboots, being unable to wear contacts and have a slightly more narrow than average bridge line.. I just had my bridge pierced 2 days ago, virtually pain free for all the algophobics out there. I would buy these in a heartbeat, especially since they DO use earth magnets to secure the lenses, [rant] so everyone out there can quit with the face ripping nonsense, the lenses are made to separate from the "frames" only a moron would think different... [/rant]

lol..i think contact lenses is the better solution....

Yeah too all the people screaming how much this would hurt, if you look at his website he does use magnets to prevent damage from the glasses being ripped off.

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Ouch, looks painful to me actually.

How does that not hurt? What happens if you break them? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO??! Whew! Well, they certainly look interesting.

It's a good idea .Thank you.

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I don't want this !

I think this would make you go cross-eyed when you weren't wearing the glasses. Kinda like in the movie "The Jerk."

good article...thanks a lot for the information!

good idea

you want sun glasses?chanel ?

Yikes! I really dont like being peirced in the nose!

MaCayn is correct. There are glasses which clip onto your nose which have been in use since the 15th century (called Pince-nez glasses). And they don't require an ugly piercing nor will they rip your flesh apart if they're bumped. This invention is ridiculous.

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