May 5 2009Pfft, Who Needs Ears?: Pierced Glasses

Born without ears? Lose them in a samurai sword fight? Whatever the case, for those of you who have found yourself both aurally and ocularly challenged, you may want to consider pierced glasses. Pierced glasses are a pair of prescription eyeglasses that stay affixed to your ugly mug via a piercing through the nose. Pretty clever. Not as clever as just having Lasik surgery so you can shoot lasers out of your eyeballs, but hey, laser vision isn't for everyone. And, incidentally, neither are laser-wangs. Go ask The Superficial Writer why he's blind in one eye.
Pierced Eyeglasses [bmezine]
Thanks to Warfaremonkey, who wears a pierced hat and is now limited to the use of his animal brain like Phineas Gage.
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Reader Comments
1. First - May 5, 2009 12:35 PM
First I think
2. Boost - May 5, 2009 12:35 PM
That's pretty cool.
Except when you don't have the lenses in.
Then it's just retarded.
3. bota - May 5, 2009 12:35 PM
second
4. first Again - May 5, 2009 12:36 PM
YESSSSSS!!! First Time Ever
5. naas - May 5, 2009 12:39 PM
Stupid, almost as stupid as the firstards
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 5, 2009 12:40 PM
JUST GET CONTACTS!!! DUMBASS!
7. Chuck Nunchuck - May 5, 2009 12:44 PM
I was gonna have contact lenses pierced into my eyeballs but the doctor didn't show up.
8. Captain - May 5, 2009 12:50 PM
Must seee!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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9. Timbo - May 5, 2009 12:50 PM
How do you spell "Ouch!"?....
10. STINK - May 5, 2009 12:54 PM
I'd rather eat a whole Chicken in a Can before wearing those
11. Quik - May 5, 2009 1:00 PM
I think this would make you go cross-eyed when you weren't wearing the glasses. Kinda like in the movie "The Jerk."
12. Rod - May 5, 2009 1:01 PM
Morpheus!
13. FIRST - May 5, 2009 1:02 PM
EAT SHIT AND DIE NAAS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAAHHAHAGDSFVGSYA>
14. Lorade - May 5, 2009 1:07 PM
SOOO old.... I remember seeing this stuff 3 years ago in the newspaper. >.<
15. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 5, 2009 1:14 PM
http://jfect.mybrute.com
16. ClaMs - May 5, 2009 1:14 PM
What happens when you want sun glasses?
17. Nero - May 5, 2009 1:21 PM
Is this conservative or pretty kinky?
18. Ollie Williams - May 5, 2009 1:28 PM
@14
No one cares except you. Shut the fu*k up.
19. FightClub - May 5, 2009 1:35 PM
Ouch, what if someone hits you in a face, or will try to pull them off your face... not a pretty picture
Ge Green Fail
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-310
20. wazmeister05 - May 5, 2009 1:50 PM
When not using the glasses she has an eyebrow like a portcullis AND she's ginger. It sucks to be you.
21. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 5, 2009 2:02 PM
@20
What's wrong with being ginger?
22. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 5, 2009 2:14 PM
That's no woman! http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2005/pierced-eyeglasses.jpg
23. brian - May 5, 2009 2:22 PM
@18 WRONG
I care in fact I have seen this elsewhere quite a while ago my self
24. Elmo - May 5, 2009 2:45 PM
I knew they were going to do that or some shit sooner or later....
25. Tennist0 - May 5, 2009 3:09 PM
this is great for rugby players!
26. jose arcadio bundia - May 5, 2009 3:25 PM
we should all get brutes !!
http://aureliano-bundia.mybrute.com
27. prideofchucky - May 5, 2009 3:51 PM
Navin Johnson should sue..
28. Daisy - May 5, 2009 4:24 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a comoplete photoshop job. You can tell because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly liek that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max had a cat that shot lasers out of its eyes and used it to fight crime.
29. Kmath - May 5, 2009 4:35 PM
are they screwed in? So they have to use those little screws every time they put them on and take them off? At least use magnets or something
30. Mulder - May 5, 2009 4:59 PM
is that a close up of agent scully modeling the glasses?
31. McCracken - May 5, 2009 5:06 PM
That looks pretty cool. Until you hit them or try to take them off forgeting its a piercing or something like that.
32. Beautiful Galadriel - May 5, 2009 5:26 PM
Is it really that someone so does not love himself? It looks like a fake. How to sleep with this? It seems to me it enough painfull then ear piercing...
33. brute-o - May 5, 2009 6:46 PM
MUST SEE >>
http://mystical-mona.mybrute.com/
34. Amaranth - May 5, 2009 7:06 PM
yea for those who have been living under the rocks for the past few decades there is this thing called contact lens, requires a little practice and virtually pain free with no piercings required.
35. Captain Pelican - May 5, 2009 10:12 PM
Wow. That's odd.
I think I'll just to stick with the frames.
36. mungs - May 6, 2009 12:51 AM
That's a woman?
37. eatbean - May 6, 2009 3:33 AM
#9 you nailed it
people that cant see should just shut up
38. Tom - May 6, 2009 5:12 AM
DO.
NOT.
WANT.
39. Cowboy Curtis - May 6, 2009 8:43 AM
@30
Sure, if Scully has a PENIS.
40. Lillian - May 6, 2009 12:01 PM
What happens when you get punched in the eye, hit with a ball, or holding a baby who doesn't know any better then to pull? Pretty sure it would be ripped out then you'd be left witha hole. Ya what a great idea, plus the whole going cross eyed when there aren't in.
41. MaCayn - May 6, 2009 12:42 PM
Why not just get some pince-nez like Teddy Roosevelt used to wear. Then you wont have a friggin bar sticking through your nose.
42. Octopus Pie - May 6, 2009 3:27 PM
Yep, that'd feel absolutely fantastic for when I roll over in the middle of the night onto my stomach. The only thing that would feel *more* fantastic is if I (or a guy friend) were to scrape up against each other's thighs when we were um... "acquainting" ourselves with the differences between men & women.
43. Igor - May 6, 2009 4:53 PM
I think this guy needs a toilet implant NEXT, no need to go to the bathroom, Wana go poo, go poo right there.
44. Daniel Larsson - May 6, 2009 4:57 PM
For maximum Goth/Tekkie effect, don't look like Clay Aiken.
http://www.freeonlinebackupreview.info/
45. Patrick - May 6, 2009 5:14 PM
Um, you know this is from 2004, right? it's cool, but talk about geekologie being behind the times...
46. Paulie D - May 6, 2009 5:22 PM
um...how about contacts or Lasik?
47. TB - May 6, 2009 6:16 PM
To the author, dude you suck at writing and are not funny.
48. Harvey - May 6, 2009 7:40 PM
People will do anything to defile their bodies ...
49. Henry - May 7, 2009 6:33 AM
This is stupid. Imagine how its gonna feel if u just get a small bump on your nose. its gonna hurt a lot!
50. Photo sharing - May 7, 2009 9:41 AM
That is actually pretty cool
51. Taylored - May 8, 2009 10:21 AM
This is as old as time itself.
52. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 10:43 AM
@47
Ditto. Douche.
53. Knives - May 8, 2009 2:01 PM
@32
If you're talking about sleeping with just the piercing, I have the same thing and it doesn't bother me at all, my ears bug me more than this one. I also wear glasses and like the idea of this but if it's not done with magnets F that.
54. minsken - May 11, 2009 3:51 PM
that's actually a damn useful kind of piercing.
and how could some retards really think that putting strange little plastic pieces into your eyes every morning or burning away pieces of your eyes with bloody LASER (hell, just think sensible for one second) is any better or less 'perverted' than a piercing???
55. fred - May 13, 2009 7:50 AM
thats just asking for major hurt when it gets snagged on something
56. philip - May 14, 2009 2:14 AM
check http://yourtvonline.com
57. eyeglasses advisor - May 14, 2009 10:25 AM
http://forums.glassesadvisor.com
glasses forum.
58. Clamdigger - May 14, 2009 1:07 PM
Dude you knocked off my glasses......... and half of my face.
59. Daisy - May 15, 2009 6:51 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was in class taking the Friday literacy test when Mrs. Yeoman noticed him staring at her backside. Max received maximum marks and made uninhibited animalistic love to his teacher.
60. Lol... - May 16, 2009 2:38 AM
@59: lol
61. ME - May 17, 2009 3:35 PM
daisy shut up and quit posting that on everything its so freaking annoing!!!!!!
62. copthall girl -london - May 18, 2009 7:48 AM
omggggggggg im like in i.c.t nd i just found this website nd its joooooooooooooooooookes . this is so wierd lmao i (l) those glasses woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
63. shazaam - May 18, 2009 9:47 PM
I knew a kid in college (friend's roommate) who had no ears. He also had a really awesome bowl cut, which accentuated the fact that he had no ears. I remember thinking how much it sucked that he could never wear sunglasses, and hey, there you go. Where was this brilliant maneuver then? Just a glint in some nerd's eye...
64. CorpHicks - May 19, 2009 7:48 PM
Welcome to like 1998. This shit is old news.
65. Jayboots - May 21, 2009 2:58 AM
I would totally have that done! Never again would my glasses slip down my nose. Curse my thin bridge. And no, I can't wear contacts, from a medical stand point.
66. Darkcyde - May 31, 2009 12:57 AM
Im in the same boat as you Jayboots, being unable to wear contacts and have a slightly more narrow than average bridge line.. I just had my bridge pierced 2 days ago, virtually pain free for all the algophobics out there. I would buy these in a heartbeat, especially since they DO use earth magnets to secure the lenses, [rant] so everyone out there can quit with the face ripping nonsense, the lenses are made to separate from the "frames" only a moron would think different... [/rant]
67. Kruen - June 16, 2009 3:55 PM
lol..i think contact lenses is the better solution....
68. Binary - July 4, 2009 11:35 PM
Yeah too all the people screaming how much this would hurt, if you look at his website he does use magnets to prevent damage from the glasses being ripped off.
69. auslandskrankenversicherung - August 10, 2009 4:49 AM
What a idea, Thanks and Greetings from Germany
70. Billy - September 5, 2009 11:00 PM
71. LouisVuitton - October 27, 2009 11:56 PM
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