May 19 2009*PEW PEW* GLUG GLUG: The Beer Gun
As a man-child who's no stranger to chugging beers and puking on himself and then losing a shoe and cell phone only to find them both in the kitchen trash the next morning, I love beer. Like, love it, love it. But only bottles, not cans (cut me once, shame on you, cut me twice SHAME ON YOU AGAIN, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE LOVER!). Also, I really like guns because the very heart of George 'Sawed-Off' Washington beats inside my chest. So anyway, this 22 Machine Gun Glass stands 18-inches tall and is by far the coolest thing to drink out of besides boobies. *ahem* Ladies -- I'm a little parched over here. What? I WANT STRONG BONES!
Submachine gun beer bong, a weapon for those who must be forced to guzzle [coonessroundup]
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Reader Comments
1. a retard - May 19, 2009 2:30 PM
suck this whore
2. naas - May 19, 2009 2:31 PM
I have an ak-47 vodka bottle hanging from the ceiling above the bar, unopened & very attractive
3. a retard - May 19, 2009 2:31 PM
ooops that was meant for yahoo chat, i meant to put i need one of those..... for my whore
4. Pew³ - May 19, 2009 2:33 PM
I love when the PEW signal is used for something good.
Thanks GW
Pew Pew Pew!!!
5. Moose Knuckle - May 19, 2009 2:41 PM
Needs boobs...
Beer + guns + boobs = Shangri La
6. naas - May 19, 2009 2:41 PM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/37708356@N06/3545916811/
vodka is better, but I still love you GW
...and there's Pew³
7. wazmeister05 - May 19, 2009 2:48 PM
@6
thats awesome!
8. Mike Hawk - May 19, 2009 2:50 PM
It'll be the biggest thing to hit Gangster rap since child support payments. Lets make a toast!
9. Walter - May 19, 2009 2:56 PM
Do you have a "White Trash" label because this would fit nicely. Actually you could slap it on about 30% of all the shit here.
10. naas - May 19, 2009 3:01 PM
@9 obviously kicked out of his trailer for complaining all the time
11. Walter - May 19, 2009 3:06 PM
Four posts in this one thread and a link to your Facebook. I think I hit the nail on the head.
12. BANG BANG - May 19, 2009 3:06 PM
@ 9
white trash? look at that picture -- its JEAMES BOND AND OCTOPOONTANG! all classy
13. catch22 - May 19, 2009 3:10 PM
havnt they already been selling vodka out of tommy gun bottles?
14. naas - May 19, 2009 3:10 PM
I live here Walter, it just depends on how busy I am. Regarding yourself, I also hit that nail
15. Freddy K - May 19, 2009 3:28 PM
Walter, that link is to flickr... not facebook.
Naas, like the AKvodka. You and the GW should have a gun-drinking party. Just be sure to take lots of video footage. Somebody will eventually misunderstand that theme.
16. ahha - May 19, 2009 3:34 PM
@ 6 - I thought the pic was great until I noticed that damn can of TAB and Mike's Hard Lemonade prominently displayed right next to the vodka AK-47. Now it just seems like that AK-47 is just a glimmer of awesome in an otherwise lame room. What were you trying to say with that presentation??? I was really dorky in the 80's (TAB), really dorky in the 90s (Mike's Hard Lemonade), and one time I went to Europe and found something cool by accident.
17. Learn How I Make $104 Profit everyday online - May 19, 2009 3:46 PM
Looks more like a pee gun.
18. Milkman - May 19, 2009 3:49 PM
Hot chick + Beer + Gun = Win
Only way it'd be better is if she actually had breasts.
19. naas - May 19, 2009 3:51 PM
@16 I hear you on the Mike's, dunno WTF that's still doing up there. The tab is up there because it causes cancer. With the age of that unopened can it probably causes a head implosion. There was no thought put into the bg of that picture so I'll take the 'dorky drinks on the wall' award
20. ahha - May 19, 2009 4:01 PM
@ 19 - Well taken. I thank you.
21. STOMPY - May 19, 2009 4:14 PM
@naas
There is another brand of vodka out there in the shape of a tommy gun, interstingly enough called tommy gun vodka... you should get that and put it next to your other one!
22. Daisy - May 19, 2009 4:34 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max invented a beer gun so that he could do beer shooters in a new and fun way.
23. naas - May 19, 2009 4:56 PM
@21 Yes I've seen it & thought the same thing. Clearly another picture is in order once I achieve that
24. naas - May 19, 2009 5:03 PM
@16 ..forgot to ask what you found in europe, just in case we've found the same thing
25. renemy - May 19, 2009 5:25 PM
This would have been a huge hit at Bay to Breakers this weekend.
26. Watch-303 - May 19, 2009 7:49 PM
nice! ive seen this before. it's a thompson submachine gun!
27. GLADIATOR - May 19, 2009 9:51 PM
This thing looks like a urine receptacle for those that are stuck play World of Warcraft for a living ....
Yuck!!!!
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28. Lauren - May 19, 2009 10:27 PM
Oh yeah, I need to get me one of these.
I LOVE YOU GEEKOLOGIE WRITER!!! I'm all yours, email me baby <3
29. aids - May 19, 2009 11:31 PM
I want some breastmilk too!
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30. Dave - May 20, 2009 2:05 AM
That's no where near as cool as this tequila gun with a safey and a trigger!
http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/tequila-in-a-gun-bottle-hijos-de-villa-repo-pistol-6077
31. mystique - May 20, 2009 3:11 AM
check this out > > > > > >
http://mystical-mona.mybrute.com/
MUST SEE!!
32. Jaded Icon - May 20, 2009 8:38 AM
Im not sure how expensive these things are, but we created our own "beer guns" with super soakers. Probably less expensive and more fun.
33. His Huge Greatness Himself - May 20, 2009 10:43 AM
That's quite right,i only like beer in glass.
34. Rhialto - May 20, 2009 10:51 AM
Give me an opener or i shoot!
35. Darth - May 20, 2009 10:56 AM
Just refill this glass quick! Or do you want me to point a gun to my head?
36. Ashy - May 20, 2009 1:10 PM
CLASSAY!
37. Silk - May 20, 2009 1:21 PM
Tequila is much much better.... http://www.liquorsnob.com/pictures/tommy_guns_tequila.jpg
38. The_one - May 20, 2009 6:31 PM
I saw one of these at spencers yesterday. I considered buying it but... enough tequila to fill it might just kill me.
39. Bartleby - May 20, 2009 9:22 PM
@37... except that tequila tastes like regurgitated ass. I'll take the beer
40. awesomness - May 23, 2009 8:19 AM
The chic in that pic + (beer+gun) = awesome
41. Watch-303 - June 12, 2009 11:18 PM
this was copied from this: http://www.tommygunsvodka.com/