May 22 2009Paper Towels: ShamWow's Latest Competitor
This is a short infomercial for Paper Towels. I only watched like five seconds of it before I started daydreaming about who would win in a fight, this guy or Vince 'ShamWow' Shalomi. Then I realized I would kill them both because I ride into battle on a dinosaur holding a smaller dinosaur! Then I went out for a gelati and rubbed sunblock on some hot chicks' chests because I'm at the beach and I DON'T ROLL WITH LIZARD TITS, SON!
Paper Towels [collegehumor]
Thanks to Harry, who once beat a man with his own roll of paper towels for cutting in line at the grocery checkout.
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Reader Comments
1. Pepe La Pewpew - May 22, 2009 4:18 PM
OH SNAP THE THE DOUBLE D!!!!!!!!!! wins
2. Pepe LaPEWPEW - May 22, 2009 4:22 PM
also I will need to send you pictures from the dino dig and my adventures in the Alberta badlands GW
3. InUrNdo - May 22, 2009 4:31 PM
I'd roll your little dinosaur with my tongue Geekologie Writer!
*slurp
4. amy - May 22, 2009 4:31 PM
You now, this is fine and all, but lately I've been seeing Geekologie go in a downward spiral. Let's face it, ever since Hedonistica went down this place just hasn't measured up. I miss you, Hedonistica.com.
5. ash - May 22, 2009 4:35 PM
shit, i gotta get me some o those paper towels!
6. Sicko - May 22, 2009 4:43 PM
Just got out of a meeting where I tried very hard and failed at not staring at the supervisor's freckled cleavage. She has a nice rack
7. Daisy - May 22, 2009 4:53 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake bbecause the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max's friend was rubbing suntan lotion on a hot chick, and Baja was jealous and said "She's been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee. Biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I'm told! "which didn't bother Max one bit
8. ender - May 22, 2009 4:57 PM
Daisy, I'll find you. I'll find you and I'll kill you and do unspeakable things to your still warm body.
9. GLADIATOR - May 22, 2009 5:14 PM
THIS GUY WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT. SHAMWOW DUDE GOT BEET UP BY A HOOKER! ROFL!
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
10. A Gay - May 22, 2009 5:22 PM
This shit is retarded as hell
11. bethy - May 22, 2009 5:23 PM
Vince is cuter, but not as cute as the geekologie writer....duhhh
12. Pew³ - May 22, 2009 5:47 PM
Paper towells....
You're gonna love my rolls!!
13. anman - May 22, 2009 6:08 PM
This guy is trying emulate John C Reilly's comedy...look at some Steve Brule "Brule's Rules" vids on youtube.
14. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 22, 2009 6:39 PM
Oh look, it's Friday. I'm finally off work. I'd woo-hoo but I'm tired and/or bitchy. Have a great weekend everyone!
15. Crazywow - May 22, 2009 6:44 PM
Gotta' agree with Amy @4 about Hedo anyways....moment of silence...But we can still "Pleasure ourselves" !!
16. MarkK - May 22, 2009 7:21 PM
All that about paper towels and not a single masterbation joke/reference!? cmon' people!
17. Beastman AIDS - May 22, 2009 8:01 PM
I see that a certain Geekologie Writer took the WHICH DINOSAUR/WEAPON COMBO WOULD YOU RIDE INTO BATTLE!!!!!! quiz on FB... that shit's hilarious.
18. timmy the frisky virus - May 22, 2009 9:48 PM
Free hamster toy in every roll!
19. ehrinmeijer - May 22, 2009 10:59 PM
look it all these sques!
20. aids - May 23, 2009 1:31 AM
Paper Towels!!!
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
21. SADELIS - May 23, 2009 1:50 AM
TAKE THAT F**KING BELL DIRECT AD OFF ITS ANNOYING AS F**K!!!!!!
22. captain obvious - May 23, 2009 12:19 PM
sounds like he is from............the greater boston area!
23. Boogeyman King Dong - May 23, 2009 12:41 PM
What a great post! That's just what i needed! How soon can they deliver??
24. froginabucket - May 24, 2009 11:37 PM
hey my paper towels have little flower hearts on them... bonus muthafuhka!
25. Guisepe - May 25, 2009 1:54 PM
you forgot the vital role paper towels play in our society:
sexual pleasure
26. Jaded Icon - May 26, 2009 4:01 PM
@ 4
Amy, please, please get over this shit already!! Hedonistica is dead, it's dead! So unless you are working 24/7 to get it back up and running again quit bitching. Some of us happen to like geekologie and would appriciate those that don't to prove it by staying the hell out. Now if you are only bringing up Hedonistica to make GW insanely jealous that he gets into a massive free for all with all of your other dead web sites, then fine you can stay. But that doesnt change the fact you are psycho girl.
27. SoMuchFail - May 28, 2009 7:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bDPAOuizsQ
28. kitty - October 26, 2009 9:05 AM
WTF come on!!!WTF iz up wit diz web site!?