May 20 2009OM NOM NOM NOM: Beef Jerky Underwear
Beef jerky underwear is $139 underwear made out of untreated beef jerky. It is nutritious, delicious and sexy as all get-out. It kicks the shit out of those other edible underwears because those things taste awful even though they look like they should taste like Fruit Roll-Ups. Plus these ones are meatier. RAWR!
Note the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergarment. The attention to the properly placed groments that enhance the wearers comfort! We've even "bedazzled" this pair and added our Mixed Species logo on the back next to a heart of rhinestones.
We consider these to be the first in "meat haute couture". They are made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats we can find at the closest convenience store.
First of all, it should be "haute meat couture". And secondly, why the hell aren't they available in teriyaki? The Geekologie Writer demands teriyaki flavored draws for his women! Also, blindfolds. I have an internet face. :(
Hit the jump for a couple more shots, including a modeling one.
Oh I'm sorry -- you did know these were for guys, right?
Thanks to valerie, who is pissed they don't come in turkey jerky.
Reader Comments
1. dick - May 20, 2009 10:40 AM
tada number 1
2. dick - May 20, 2009 10:40 AM
sorry had to hit that...
3. FunkyNutbar - May 20, 2009 10:44 AM
I wonder if your farts would smell "beefier".
4. SouthSideHope - May 20, 2009 10:50 AM
There's nothing like playing tennis shirtless with meat underwear. Is ass sweat considered a flavor or a condiment?
5. SiGee - May 20, 2009 10:51 AM
last pic is the best!
6. yan - May 20, 2009 10:51 AM
"MEATS" my seal of approval
www.meatspin.com
7. gold chunk - May 20, 2009 10:52 AM
I feel cheated.
8. yan - May 20, 2009 10:53 AM
"MEATS" my seal of approval
http://www.meatspin.com
9. Chuck Nunchuck - May 20, 2009 10:54 AM
I'd totally wear this on top of my fake shark attack wetsuit.
10. Ollie Williams - May 20, 2009 10:55 AM
I'm not sure if the last picture is suppose to make me throw up a little or turn me on. Cheers to both I guess.
11. GCS - May 20, 2009 10:58 AM
...I think that's a guy in those meatshorts.
12. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 20, 2009 10:58 AM
That was AWESOME!!!
13. catch22 - May 20, 2009 11:02 AM
is it customary to play tennis in your "beef briefs"?
14. Timbo - May 20, 2009 11:04 AM
Disgusting...
15. Daisy - May 20, 2009 11:13 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was asked by the police if he was classified as a human being. He sauid negative, I'm a meat popsicle. Then his next door neighbor was hauled off for being an asshole.
16. STOMPY - May 20, 2009 11:27 AM
I always wondered how beef jerky gets that really salty taste...
17. OMG - May 20, 2009 11:41 AM
Very funny.
I love the shadow from his gut, the glove, and the racquet. A perfect outfit for sports!
18. naas - May 20, 2009 11:46 AM
Ugh why'd they have to show a dude wearing it, fail. I bet some of those chickies from the dog collar camera would look nice in beef jerky panties,much nicer than those hairy white thighs
19. Poopy - May 20, 2009 11:49 AM
Stupidest thing ever.
20. hedgehog - May 20, 2009 11:59 AM
just remember not to eat the skid-mark
21. Watch-303 - May 20, 2009 12:01 PM
EWWW DISGUSTING!!!!!!
22. Crazywow - May 20, 2009 12:03 PM
$139 USD plus $15 USD for shipping !!!!!!!!!!!
Screw that I'll keep on wearing my homemade "bacon boxers" and "bacon thongs".
23. Die Die My Daisy - May 20, 2009 1:20 PM
Daisy, you stupid kunt...That was "5th Element" Staring Bruce Willis. If I find you, your future is in an oblong box.
24. Milkman - May 20, 2009 1:28 PM
What the hell GW, I wanna VOMIT. Did you have to post some gay dude modeling beef rhinestone underwear?
25. Holly - May 20, 2009 1:30 PM
Ahhhhhhh!!! My eyes!!!
I would of much rather seen a chick in these. maybe taken a nibble too. ;)
26. ricarbot - May 20, 2009 1:42 PM
i hate you gw!
27. Killer Robot - May 20, 2009 2:35 PM
That's you in the picture isn't it GW writer?
Sexy!
28. Killer Robot - May 20, 2009 2:36 PM
Oops, I meant GW, not GW writer.......
29. Maverax - May 20, 2009 3:01 PM
Hot damn... He looks ready to take on any challenge in his beef briefs. I'd put him on my corporate team
Also OM NOM NOM!!!
/cough choke
I think I just ate a rhinestone. O_o
30. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 20, 2009 3:39 PM
@23
I ought to knock you the fück out for desecrating the holy scripture in a Daisy insult. Those words are to only be repeated when one is at a show, in their car, really drunk amongst friends, or anywhere besides trying to goad an internet troll. Silly n00b.
31. Hateful Bastid - May 20, 2009 4:37 PM
AAARRGH!!! My EYES!!!
Quick, someone pass the EYE BLEACH!!!!!
32. His Huge Greatness Himself - May 20, 2009 5:07 PM
It doesn't look yum to me.But did i tell you that those diamonds are real?
33. Rhialto - May 20, 2009 5:10 PM
Is this the underwear you don't need to wash?
34. GLADIATOR - May 20, 2009 6:41 PM
Ewww ... someone gouge my eyes out!
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
35. aids - May 20, 2009 7:01 PM
Nasty shit -.-
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
36. haha - May 20, 2009 7:03 PM
Win.
37. Clamdigger - May 20, 2009 9:02 PM
Now I remember why I don't play tennis.
38. Jrdn - May 20, 2009 9:58 PM
i absolutely love this.
i gotta get some.
39. Somebody - May 20, 2009 11:34 PM
we're almost one step closer to cannibalsim folks...hang in there
40. eat bean - May 21, 2009 5:17 AM
I prefer the taste of vagina to jerky
41. pervy mcstevens (of sheffield) - May 21, 2009 6:32 AM
I love these type of skids, makes my mans junk taste so much better!
42. fag pepper - May 21, 2009 6:35 AM
id love to eat that guys skids
43. Jaded Icon - May 21, 2009 8:26 AM
Is it just me or is the only "meat" between this guys legs the jerky?
44. Terry_Jim - May 22, 2009 12:23 AM
"Oh I'm sorry -- you did know these were for guys, right?"
Well, yeah.
The women's jerky undies are made of tuna.