May 6 2009My God That's Classy: The Redneck Tanktop
This picture, taken at what I assume was a NASCAR race, shows a redneck flaunting the latest in must-have summerwear, a, um, pair of underwear cut out to wear as a tank top. Unfortunately, there's no shot of what it looks like from the front, so we'll just have to use our imaginations. I'm imagining stained.
Ladies And Gentlemen - The Red Neck Tank Top [themovieblog]
Thanks to Dimi, who once wore a tube sock as a headband.
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Reader Comments
1. Gubba - May 6, 2009 12:30 PM
First!
2. JofaMang - May 6, 2009 12:31 PM
Awesome plus times infinite divided by extra chromosomes = redneck if not equal to zero.
3. Gubba - May 6, 2009 12:31 PM
And also I might add very sexy!
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 6, 2009 12:33 PM
I think the GW is having a slow news day. This is super old. Either that or he's doing this just to screw with us.
5. a retard - May 6, 2009 12:35 PM
yeah this is horrible, plus im sueing for copy right infringment, i designed that for slums and down trotten areas of cities, nothing is better the people in the ghetto, dont let them out, we have to test viruses somewhere
6. Milkman - May 6, 2009 12:35 PM
Guy or girl wearing that? I assume girl because not only would it be classy, but totally fruity (of the loom) for a guy to wear that
7. Christopher - May 6, 2009 12:36 PM
tanktops are already redneck.
8. Milkman - May 6, 2009 12:38 PM
It's only redneck if you call it "Tank Top", but "Sports Bra" is the same thing just not hillbilly. Wow thats one foxy ginger kid....
9. Bones C. - May 6, 2009 12:41 PM
Ginger kid....hell yeah good one.
I see london i see falls i see dads dirty underwear on mom...ewwwww.
10. Mark Miller - May 6, 2009 12:42 PM
That's actually not a half bad recycling idea. Once you cut out the "bad parts" to make the neck hole, the rest is usually allright. Give that woman an Algore Award!
11. Daisy - May 6, 2009 12:43 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went to the swap meet with Baja, and in order to fit in, he had Baja wear a tube top as a miniskirt and a pair of Men's underwear as a top. Max put on a mullet wig and they were accepted like family.
12. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 6, 2009 12:45 PM
That is GROSS
http://jfect.mybrute.com
13. Freddy K - May 6, 2009 12:50 PM
Whats great is that you can now buy your tank tops in three packs.
Not sure if I really want to see the front. The curiosity factor is kililng me, but I know deep down I'm being spared.
14. Ferocia Coutura - May 6, 2009 12:54 PM
I think I just came.
15. mindy - May 6, 2009 1:00 PM
more like redneck...SPORTS BRA jeez....
16. Chuck Nunchuck - May 6, 2009 1:03 PM
Hey it's Lindsay Lohan!
17. Timbo - May 6, 2009 1:08 PM
I got this in an email last year... funny stuff
18. hairy_testicles - May 6, 2009 1:20 PM
geekologie is turning into a way back machine...loving the super old news, and pics...
19. Moose Knuckle - May 6, 2009 1:31 PM
Think she can reach through the fly and itch her boob?
20. Moose Knuckle - May 6, 2009 1:32 PM
or, I guess her back?
21. gold chunk - May 6, 2009 1:35 PM
I did the same thing with a different method: two socks and some dental floss.
So, would this be considered "being green"?
22. joy - May 6, 2009 2:10 PM
this is really old. i'm pretty sure my mom emailed me this picture in 1998.
23. Adam - May 6, 2009 2:16 PM
I'm not sure which is worse, the underwear, or the freakishly skeletal looking arm
24. Angel Mass - May 6, 2009 2:28 PM
It was like 2006 when I first saw this :\
25. Jerod Cykoski - May 6, 2009 2:31 PM
We need a CraigsList flag option - as this has nothing to do with geekness.
Fail Gwriter, fail.
26. Quik - May 6, 2009 2:50 PM
Maybe her ass is located squarely in the middle of her chest. Ever think about that people?
27. loe - May 6, 2009 2:52 PM
it actually looks pretty good...lol
boos helps me get down the stairs with style
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-309
28. Aids - May 6, 2009 3:04 PM
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
29. deverius - May 6, 2009 3:49 PM
Hot damn I`m gonna marry that girl.
30. Beastman AIDS - May 6, 2009 4:37 PM
What's whith the broad manly freckle back with the frail womanly skeleton arm?
31. McCracken - May 6, 2009 5:03 PM
Weird.......
32. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 6, 2009 5:05 PM
Wow. This is both genius and WRONG. I'm not quite sure how to feel about it. Oh wait, yes I do - WTF?
33. Soss - May 6, 2009 6:23 PM
LOL I've actually made tops like that, 10 years ago or so. They're surprisingly comfortable! And I'm not a hick either. Saw the tip in a DIY magazine and wanted to try it.
34. wat - May 6, 2009 6:43 PM
That picture is years old. Its been passed around thousands of sites, meh. New content please.
35. new school old school .com - May 6, 2009 8:02 PM
why is everyone so convinced that this is a woman ?
and its old ?
and did u say nascar ?http://newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/south-african-nascar-circle/
36. new school old school .com - May 6, 2009 8:03 PM
fail = me
37. Nicole - May 6, 2009 10:49 PM
My god. I know this is ridiculous, but the first thing I thought was: That woman (man?) has the skinniest arms I've ever seen
And then I puked in my mouth a little when I realized she's wearing underwear as a shirt
38. knob - May 7, 2009 12:37 PM
Who wants some corn-dogs?
39. Name (required) - May 8, 2009 9:43 AM
This is a woman.
40. alphabet - May 11, 2009 5:58 PM
first saw this look on a hot chick in my dorm - it can be awesome friends!
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