May 29 2009Make Anything Taste Delicious: Baconnaise
I've known about Baconnaise for a while but I've been getting this tip pretty steadily for like a year now so I guess I can't keep it all to myself anymore. Baconnaise: bacon flavored mayonnaise. From J&D foods (who also make bacon lube and BaconSalt (see the salt after the jump), a 3-pack of 15-ounce jars in on sale from Amazon for the low, low artery clogging price of $11. And with the combined power of Baconnaise and Baconsalt, you really can make anything taste like bacon! And I do mean anything. Oh hoooooney!
Hit the jump to see the salt.
Amazon
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Official Site
Thanks to Shannon, Androly-San, Janine, Bryan, Rion and Brandy, who don't even breathe without applying Bacconaise first.
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Reader Comments
1. Twisted - May 29, 2009 6:42 PM
ew..
2. alex - May 29, 2009 6:43 PM
first
3. Silver - May 29, 2009 6:43 PM
Hi, I'd like a Baconnaise, Nutella and SPAM sandwich on Wonderbread...
4. alex - May 29, 2009 6:44 PM
dam you slow computer!!! u made me lose first place!!!
5. Stryck. - May 29, 2009 6:59 PM
This stuff is fantastic. They also have a low-fat version with 2.5g fat per serving. Awesome on hamburgers, crackers and cheese, damn near anything.
6. Pew³ - May 29, 2009 7:08 PM
The eggs are getting jealous.
Bacon just used to be egg's sidekick, kinda like Robin to Batman. Except now Robin is taking over. Probably because Batman is dead. So the original Robin is now going to be Batman.
Except eggs aren't dead, and were not going to start calling bacon eggs.
Does that make sense? Batman readers?
7. timmy the frisky virus - May 29, 2009 7:15 PM
Get with it. We could buy bacon flavored mayonnaise years ago. I think Hellman's made it. It was damn good too.
8. Moose Knuckle - May 29, 2009 7:24 PM
@6, you only know any of that because I dropped all that delcious knowledge in your barely interested vicinity and you opted to pick some of it up,
You sir, are a COMICS-POSER!
9. Moose Knuckle - May 29, 2009 7:27 PM
So... what happens when you dip your scrumptious, crispy bacon in baconnaise and sprinkle some bacon salt on it?
I'll tell you, nirvana!
10. Ugh. - May 29, 2009 7:29 PM
Can we just drop the facade and rename the site Baconologie already?
11. Moose Knuckle - May 29, 2009 7:31 PM
And by nirvana, I mean you face explodes like it took a shotgun blast to the face.
12. Pew³ - May 29, 2009 7:38 PM
@8 And you thought I wasn't paying attention.
Just because I was staring at our waitresses ass doesn't mean I wasn't listening.
13. Edge - May 29, 2009 7:51 PM
So there's regular, and low-fat... Is there high-fat? I want to get my hands on that stuff. It would be like a heart attack in a jar.
14. pepe LA PEWPEW - May 29, 2009 7:54 PM
imagine the fries !!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and for god sakes man! think of the CHILDREN!!!!!!
15. Homer_J - May 29, 2009 8:45 PM
@9 "So... what happens when you dip your scrumptious, crispy bacon in baconnaise and sprinkle some bacon salt on it?"
I'm pretty sure you go back in time, kinda like instant coffee in the microwave.
16. Scoops - May 29, 2009 9:01 PM
D'oh! I've been wanting to send this in for a while, but I had no camera at work. Sad day. But delicious!
17. GRAMMARNAZI - May 29, 2009 9:25 PM
Stupid people will buy anything, and always find a way to throw away their money.
18. Truk - May 29, 2009 9:28 PM
I think they should have called it "Maycon."
19. McCracken - May 29, 2009 9:28 PM
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*takes deep breath* ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
20. Watch-303 - May 29, 2009 11:06 PM
NO MORE OF THIS STUPID BACON INTERNET MEME!!!
21. Kidiu - May 30, 2009 2:26 AM
*sigh* You and your bacon...
22. Brittney - May 30, 2009 3:50 AM
Just lovely. Trust an American to make even more products that are bad for you. I don't eat bacon. So baconnaise, bacon salt, bacon vodka, etc. would just be disgusting in my opinion. Even if I did eat it, I think I'd hurl afterwards.
Good luck with the cholesterol!
23. Max Coetzee - May 30, 2009 5:37 AM
@ 22 shutup you douchebag bacon is the closest thing to heaven you can get here on earth, stop being a cholesterol watch ass hat and live a little.
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25. Jaded Icon - May 30, 2009 8:26 AM
?
@ 24 What the hell are you trying to say? There ALREADY is a lot of attractive people here.
26. bilz - May 30, 2009 8:35 AM
geek writer has a fixation wiv bacon!!
27. BaconBeaconOfHope - May 30, 2009 9:06 AM
All hail to the bacon god! *oink* *oink*
28. naas - May 30, 2009 12:23 PM
I am a little surprised at how many of you haven't come to terms yet with yourselves & sharing this planet with bacon. Just accept its existence & its greatness, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger UNLESS YOU WHINE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME like Watch over there.
We don't complain when there's a lack of bacon strewing on geekologie, we wait..... and drool sometimes. Try practicing something similar for yourself by opening a big can of SHUT THE FÛCK UP and dumping it on your head the next time bacon greatness falls upon you.
DON'T BE A BACON ATHEIST, atheist
29. scurl - May 30, 2009 12:36 PM
this reminds me of the time i was making a broccoli salad, and found that i was out of bacon. so instead of normal mayo i used this baconnaise stuff, it was delicious. also, to clear this up, there's no real bacon in this. it is, in fact, kosher. so...it's not the artery clogging paste in a jar that some of you people seem to be thinking it is. at least no more so than mayo is in general.
30. GLADIATOR - May 30, 2009 12:59 PM
Great in the morning! The taste of bacon flavour on your toast! Mmmm mmm!
So scrumtous!
Who would have thought that you could get a spreadable pig in the bottle! :)))
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
31. Nero - May 30, 2009 4:29 PM
Yum! I'm thinking about to get some of these for my bbq-party!
32. Clamdigger - May 31, 2009 10:41 AM
Bacon taco lovers got to try this
http://bacontoday.com/bacon-shell-tacos-aka-bacos/
33. Jiakasuma - May 31, 2009 12:03 PM
YUMMY!
34. Captain - May 31, 2009 1:51 PM
Must See!!!!!!
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36. Poof-poof - June 1, 2009 1:22 PM
Hey - this was such a great and funny idea, I put it on last year's christmas list. Thanks for keeping things current!
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38. infant - November 3, 2009 11:41 PM
Just because I was staring at our waitresses ass doesn't mean I wasn't listening.