May 7 2009Lose Weight, Somehow: The Boneless Belt
The Boneless Belt is a Japanese weight loss product that's supposed to help you shed the pounds. From the look of things, I'm gonna guess it's far less effective than exercise or tying a dry cleaning bag over your head. But hey, different strokes for different folks gullible idiots.
In effect, the structure of the rubber belt is a large mesh grid that splits the dieter's belly, side and back fat into easily manageable blobs. This allows for increased metabolic consumption of calories and raises the propensity for increased blood flow values. More blood flow = more heat = more burning of fat.
Wow, that was really convincing. And by really convincing I mean I want to pop that shit like a sheet of bubble wrap! *SNAP POP BANG*
Boneless Belt Separates Your Fat Into Small Segments, Shames You [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. 1 - May 7, 2009 9:24 AM
CAN I BE FURST?
2. 2MechanicalArms - May 7, 2009 9:26 AM
firstish.....
3. catch22 - May 7, 2009 9:26 AM
i get wanting to show off fake abs from under a tight shirt.... but "hey baby check out the 6 packs on my love handles and back" doesnt sound like a good pickup line
4. poodles - May 7, 2009 9:30 AM
That girl probably needs a Cuccini
5. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 7, 2009 9:30 AM
@2 FAIL
I wish american women wore that or gave a sh1t about their weight.
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6. Daisy - May 7, 2009 9:31 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a completyte photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was helping some guys build a monastary when Ronald Regan came by and asked him to help rescue some POWs in Viet Nam. When Max parachuted in, he got hung up on the plane, and ended up losing most of his gear.
7. poodles - May 7, 2009 9:31 AM
I like those rolls it creates above the boneless thing and below the tattums, very sexy
8. pstone - May 7, 2009 9:37 AM
so if I just weaved together a bunch of six pack holders I'd have a boneless belt? Or perhaps a Burns Omni-Net?
9. Captain - May 7, 2009 10:01 AM
you'd get about 6 X 10 pack if u wear that shit..
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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10. CoinOperatedBoi - May 7, 2009 10:07 AM
So....drink a 6 pack get larger, then just wear the remaining can holder to shed away those pounds. It's genius!
11. photoshop-police - May 7, 2009 10:10 AM
I call bulls#!& !!!
Odds are much better that since this came from Japan,
it works by accentuating all that flab thru that giant mesh waistband,
thus shaming yourself into eating less until the flab doesn't poke thru anymore .
12. Andyman - May 7, 2009 10:10 AM
I'd market it as the "Dalek belt". Dr. Who fans will go nuts over it.
13. uchar - May 7, 2009 10:18 AM
They look like sweet rolls ... Yum!
14. Timbo - May 7, 2009 10:21 AM
I just invented something... It's called "Sit Ups"
People should try it.... I sell a how to for $24.99 (FREE SHIPPING!) if anyones interested.
15. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 7, 2009 10:26 AM
Glad to see I wasn't the only person who saw that and thought instantly of bubble wrap... and bullshit...
16. naas - May 7, 2009 10:29 AM
I can definitely say there aren't a lot of fat people in japan, so this probably won't sell as good there as it would in the states
17. leo - May 7, 2009 10:43 AM
they learning to sell crap on tv like us
booz helps me get down the stairs with style
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18. Rich Waffle-U - May 7, 2009 10:44 AM
When that thing comes off, I can imagine the sexy scene: One big puckered nobbled sea of sweaty flesh.
The best diet advice I ever heard was from Billy Connelly: "You want to lose weight? Eat less, move more!"
19. Captain - May 7, 2009 11:06 AM
for all you Fat People >>
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
Must See!!!
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20. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 7, 2009 11:10 AM
@all
Clicking Capitan's link will give your computer teh herpies. You have been warned.
21. Drunkman - May 7, 2009 11:19 AM
If people are stupid enough to buy an electronic ab stimulator they're stupid enough to buy this.
22. Aids - May 7, 2009 11:36 AM
Looks like those soda can holder things that ducks get stuck in
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
screw captain hash
23. STINK - May 7, 2009 11:40 AM
Wafflebelly! Sexiest trend EVAR!
not
24. scurl - May 7, 2009 1:48 PM
this reminds me of...well...it's a personal fetish. anyways, it's only a matter of time before these reach the bukkake circuit, and everyone gets their own little "boob" to aim for. sexy
25. Milkman - May 7, 2009 2:03 PM
Lol, these things will cut off circulation
26. Larrythefatcat - May 7, 2009 4:02 PM
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!!!"
-Dalek Fat
27. -Lmega5- - May 7, 2009 4:22 PM
THE JAPANESE BUILD ROBOTS...IF THEY SAY THAT THIS WORKS, I BELIEVE THEM....
28. McCracken - May 7, 2009 5:05 PM
lol that's looks funny. and like a waste of money and....stuff...
29. Nero - May 7, 2009 5:21 PM
This is quite kinky looking.You can always try to spice up your sex life with this.
30. drew - May 7, 2009 8:58 PM
if you just get rid of the ones on the back and sides you could sell it as insint abs!!!
31. Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish - May 7, 2009 10:25 PM
That sure as hell looks like I'd get laid if I wore it.
32. Got to love the salmon... - May 8, 2009 5:21 AM
If you are too fat and put this on, you'd end up with fat noodles. Sick.
33. Jaded Icon - May 9, 2009 9:46 AM
@ 27
Your just trying to explain why you bought a couple dozen. By the way, not all Japanese build robots.......only the ones with designs to rule the world.
34. anon - June 10, 2009 1:34 AM
Very sexy.
35. Meghan - August 3, 2009 9:48 PM
I love how no one noticed this, WHERE IS THE BELLY BUTTON? The line in the center looks too small to hide a bellybutton on a fat person... it's only big enough to hide a small child's. And hey, maybe it helps you shed the lbs by cutting off the circulation and making that part of your body fall off. Super sexy weight loss, yeah!!