May 18 2009I've Seen It All Now: A Twittering Toilet
That's right folks, a toilet that Twitters every time it's flushed. Because if that's not a sign of the apocalypse, what is? Your mom making out with a robot. Oh, I thought you were asking. What do you mean I said it? LISTEN, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! Now, where were we? Right, a Twittering toilet.
@ last user: Great, you clogged me -- about to overflow. Shit on your floor commencing in 3...2...
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Twitter Toilet Tweets Your Poo [gizmodo]
Thanks to Julian, clownpounder and Dogless, who don't need Twitter to tell them they should feel two pounds lighter.
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Reader Comments
1. GLADIATOR - May 18, 2009 2:41 PM
Time to use that plunger!!! ROFL
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
2. Boost - May 18, 2009 2:43 PM
WTF IS HUMANITY COMING TOO?!?!
I'm not even being sarcastic or anything.
There are ENORMOUS problems going on in the world, but people would rather watch what a toilet does all day.
Are Obama's policy's working or not? Who the f*** cares, Michelle Obama wore a BEAUTIFUL dress last night!
WHO CARES WHAT IN THE F*** MICHELLE OBAMA WORE?
Whoever those individuals may be, they all deserve a kick right in the face.
3. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 18, 2009 2:44 PM
Wow... so sad and gross.
4. GLADIATOR - May 18, 2009 2:46 PM
Boost:
Chill out dude. To be honest, I often times don't bother reading the daily news. i find it suffocating. In fact, I haven't watched the news in over 3 months.
Sometimes it's just great to ignore the worldly events and focus on the stupidity that mankind relishes to bathe in.
It can do wonders for your state of mind.
Anyways ... Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
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5. Boost - May 18, 2009 2:50 PM
@4
You can only ignore the world for so long, then one day the s*** is at your front door and you hate yourself for not trying to make a difference when you had the chance.
I'm really gonna miss Freedom, I really am...
6. ian - May 18, 2009 2:51 PM
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!
http://destrokk.mybrute.com
7. klyde - May 18, 2009 2:54 PM
A twitter shitter?
8. GLADIATOR - May 18, 2009 2:55 PM
Well Boost:
Sure, that may be true. But for the moment, I'm enjoying my solemnity. This is not to say that I have my head stuck in the sand.
The way I lead my life is to realize I control only certain things in my life. The other stuff I leave in the closet.
If I get fired today, I know that tomorrow I have control over my own destiny. Employee today ... My boss' competitor tomorrow.
That's something people fail to realize in this day and age. You always have control. Never forget that.
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
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9. naas - May 18, 2009 2:57 PM
Very very ghey, how fúcking stupid
10. STOMPY - May 18, 2009 2:58 PM
@GLADIATOR and Boost
I hate news, all they ever seem to peddle is fear and lies! And the worst part is, news keeps on changing everyday! WTF, where is the Ministery of Truth when you need it, I could sure use a memory hole right about now...
11. scurl - May 18, 2009 3:01 PM
this reminds me of my girlfriend and i's genital piercings that twitter every time they touch. and by twitter i mean the birdcage's that hang from them clang together and get the birds all aflutter.....actually...forget you read this, i'm giong to make coffee...
this reminds me of the time that i hit "post your comment" when my comment meant nothing and in fact reflected badly on my intelligence....
or
this reminds me of when i comment on geekologie.
12. GLADIATOR - May 18, 2009 3:07 PM
@ Stompy:
There is a level of truth in what you say. Take the H1N1 situation. Alot of sick people but not totally life threatening. Yet it's covered as if it was the bubonic plague reincarnate.
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
13. Pew³ - May 18, 2009 3:10 PM
12:02:13pm Am I getting tea-bagged again?
12:02:22pm Great, now I am getting pissed on, this sucks.
12:02:31pm Wonderful, now I am getting shit on.
14. Clean D - May 18, 2009 3:11 PM
Stupid. and Fake.
15. Pew³ - May 18, 2009 3:18 PM
Have you heard?
They're giving away chicken!*
16. Somebody - May 18, 2009 3:21 PM
pfffttt......girlfriend got a vibrator that twitters.
"just hit the big O, very wet down here."
17. a retard - May 18, 2009 3:35 PM
Lay off the corn and peanuts, thats a chunky meatball
18. STOMPY - May 18, 2009 3:36 PM
I hope that is a 120 circuit running to that toliet, put some contacts where each cheeck would rest and your balls would be in the circuit path...
19. STOMPY - May 18, 2009 3:37 PM
@PEWPEWPEW
ha, i just got it...
20. drbendy - May 18, 2009 3:51 PM
Wasn't this B3ta's idea?
21. toilet twitter - May 18, 2009 4:17 PM
- wow, somebody needs to shave
- what the hell did this moron eat last night
- my god, somebody get me a gas mask
- haha! toilet water splashin' on your fat ass!
- taco bell for lunch? see you again in 20 minutes!
22. Watch-303 - May 18, 2009 4:31 PM
@2 i agree with you on that!. also this is disgusting!!!
23. PartyPooper - May 18, 2009 5:05 PM
just wow
Packaging fail, Chinese ppl over did it.
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-374
24. Daisy - May 18, 2009 5:42 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max threw a cherry bomb down the toilet at school and flushed it. This overstressed the school plumbing and broke the pipes. THe stinky mess made them get off school for the day.
25. Aids - May 18, 2009 5:55 PM
I wonder if daisy can set her bots to post my link on where ever she posts these fake comments :3
That toilet is fail!
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
26. Riker - May 18, 2009 6:11 PM
Twoilet? Nope, not as funny as Twitter Shitter.
27. Truk - May 18, 2009 6:17 PM
wow- this is the most intersting thing that's ever been associated w/ twitter isn't it.. from here it's all down-hill.
28. photoshop-police - May 18, 2009 6:28 PM
How is this type of twittering any different from any other?
They all post information about CRAP!
29. Scelestus Unus - May 18, 2009 10:57 PM
What is a Twitter, anyway?
Oh yeah... it's the part between a girl's twat and shitter.
30. Jaded Icon - May 19, 2009 6:33 AM
You know between bong hits some guy thought this was the greatest idea in the world.
31. Captain - May 19, 2009 11:08 AM
MUST SEE GUYS!!! >>
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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32. donna - May 19, 2009 1:31 PM
@scurl -- LOL!
I would totally follow you on Twitter -- if I used such a thing...
33. Rhialto - May 19, 2009 1:32 PM
I see there a stick shift for a truck,a garbage bucket and some electrical wires.Where's the cellphone?
34. Darth - May 19, 2009 1:36 PM
This guy must be pretty bored.Maybe we can offer him a job as a commenter on The Superficial.
35. wazmeister05 - May 19, 2009 2:55 PM
You know, its good that twitter is finally being used for what it was intended- reading the boring sh!t that people do all day and feel we need to know.
36. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 20, 2009 10:04 AM
How to electricute yourself while leaving a shit 101.