I've Seen It All Now: A Twittering Toilet

That's right folks, a toilet that Twitters every time it's flushed. Because if that's not a sign of the apocalypse, what is? Your mom making out with a robot. Oh, I thought you were asking. What do you mean I said it? LISTEN, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! Now, where were we? Right, a Twittering toilet.

@ last user: Great, you clogged me -- about to overflow. Shit on your floor commencing in 3...2...

Twitter Page
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Twitter Toilet Tweets Your Poo [gizmodo]

Thanks to Julian, clownpounder and Dogless, who don't need Twitter to tell them they should feel two pounds lighter.

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