May 7 2009It's Math!: Snatch + Star Wars = Snatch Wars
NOTE: VIDEO IS SLIGHTLY NSFW DUE TO LANGUAGE. AND I SAY SLIGHTLY BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO MAKE OUT WHAT THE GUY IS EVER SAYING. WATCHING AT FULL VOLUME RECOMMENDED.
You may have seen this already because it came out in December, and if you have, you only have yourself to blame for not sending it to me earlier. I could have made you a star. But instead, Josh and Lewis are gobbling up all your internet fame. Ladies, Josh and Lewis. Josh and Lewis, ladies. See? Now these two are hanging out with a bunch of topless models by a pool ON THE MOON. Just sayin', I have power. But not water. It's all good though because I just turn on the neighbor's hose after he goes to sleep. And I mean that sexually as hell. Anyway, this is a video mashup of scenes from Star Wars with the audio from Snatch called Snatch Wars. Which, I'll admit, I felt was more than a little misleading.
Thanks Josh and Lewis, your topless models are in the mail. Gosh, I hope I remembered to poke breathing holes this time.
Reader Comments
1. ar11 - May 7, 2009 10:31 AM
Lol!
2. naas - May 7, 2009 10:33 AM
hahaha
3. Daisy - May 7, 2009 10:35 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck DOwn where Max revelaled the combination to his briefcase was 1-2-3-4 right after the people in the room discussed only a moron would have 1-2-3-4 as a combination.
4. naas - May 7, 2009 10:40 AM
Actually the combination was 1-2-3-4-5, only an idiot would use that combination on his luggage
5. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 7, 2009 10:41 AM
bloody pikers!
6. Watch-220 - May 7, 2009 10:43 AM
@4 - Thats spaceballs. #3 was talking about a different movie.
Did you notice Daisy has a new link?
7. Captain - May 7, 2009 10:49 AM
Must See!!!
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8. Mark Farson - May 7, 2009 10:54 AM
LMAO. That was brilliant! I wonder what Vader's fascination with pigs was!
9. Pew³ - May 7, 2009 10:58 AM
Epic!
10. Dr.Freak - May 7, 2009 11:03 AM
That got a bit boring after about 2 mins... But i like how he calls everyone "Errol"
I might start doing that myself!
11. naas - May 7, 2009 11:03 AM
ah thanks Watch, I was thinking spaceballs. I also didn't notice the facebook link until you said something, interesting
12. Anon - May 7, 2009 11:07 AM
Whats hard to understand?
If you can't make out what he's saying English must be your second language.
And if you're a yank it probably is ;)
13. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 7, 2009 11:08 AM
@12
That is also not the real Watch. Imposterizing on the webs is ghey. By ghey, i really mean awesome. No naas, that's not me.
14. naas - May 7, 2009 11:21 AM
that's ok this isn't me either. Imposterous trickery is plausible
15. cactus jack arkansas - May 7, 2009 11:30 AM
they did a similar one with sound slips from james earl jones movies that i liked a lot better. snatch was good, but was it really that good? answer = no it wasn't.
16. Captain - May 7, 2009 11:33 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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17. Aids - May 7, 2009 11:40 AM
Your not much use to me alive "dies and gets thrown"
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
screw captain hash
18. Moose Knuckle - May 7, 2009 11:48 AM
Snatch + My Face = Glaze Donut
19. Uncle Eccoli - May 7, 2009 11:50 AM
Periwinkle blue.
20. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 7, 2009 12:04 PM
Also, "Snatch Wars" would be a great pr0n plot.
21. STINK - May 7, 2009 12:05 PM
The Force isn't strong with this one.
22. Giant Lenin - May 7, 2009 12:44 PM
@ 5
You fail at spelling.
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 7, 2009 1:00 PM
23 - So... correct it? Asshat.
24. Darth - May 7, 2009 1:11 PM
It was only for this clip! Normally i'm much more well mannered and charming!
25. JK - May 7, 2009 1:23 PM
lol, I loved both movies, this was awesome.
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27. Bollocks - May 7, 2009 2:58 PM
Right after about the 4 minute mark is the funniest. He's cussing at them and walks out then the officer gets a little intercom call and it's vader again cussing him out some more.
OMG SO FUNNY I PEED MY PANTS NO SRIOUSLY I DID MY PANTS IS YELLOW IS IT LEMONADE NOPE ITS SOMETHING ELSE
28. Nero - May 8, 2009 8:59 AM
This clip shows Darth on one of his good days folks! He really is a bit notorious.
29. Matty - May 8, 2009 2:20 PM
"Go and put the kettle on..."
ELL OHH ELLLL
30. Math - May 11, 2009 8:03 AM
Snatch plus star Equals Starch.