May 27 2009It's About Time: A Quality Zombie Jello Mold
Tired of trying to make zombie Jello molds out of aluminum foil? Well crinkle no more my friends, ThinkGeek is finally selling a quality zombie mold! It costs $15 and isn't dishwasher safe, but don't let that stop you from putting it in there anyway! You just tell that Maytag piece of shit the Geekologie Writer told you to! I'll tell you what though -- the results look delicious, don't they? I know what I'm getting my son for his birthday -- a new mommy!
Hit the jump for one more shot which, despite adjusting the brightness and contrast, I couldn't make any more cleavage-y. Buy hey, I tried. Remember: I'm here for you.
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Reader Comments
1. Que - May 27, 2009 2:33 PM
Que scaring me.
2. naas - May 27, 2009 2:33 PM
Damn right it's about time, that's gorgeous
3. Clamdigger - May 27, 2009 2:36 PM
Jello shots..... this rules
4. HxCereal - May 27, 2009 2:37 PM
so where's the brain jello mold?
it only seems fitting.
5. Jordan - May 27, 2009 2:38 PM
Swag. I want one.
6. GLADIATOR - May 27, 2009 2:38 PM
The girl in the picture looks like she just successfully gave birth! :-/
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
7. blackrider23 - May 27, 2009 2:40 PM
@4 - right under it on the product site of course
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/aa74/?cpg=ab
8. Pew³ - May 27, 2009 2:43 PM
can we get a bigger scale jello mold.
Maybe a 1:1 scale, I'll put it in my bathtub.
9. naas - May 27, 2009 2:50 PM
We have a brain jello mold from a couple of years ago that gets used every halloween. Peach jello is the way to go for the color & lacing the exterior with red angel hair spaghetti (caputos) makes for a veiny brainy delight
10. STOMPY's mom (aka STOMPY) - May 27, 2009 2:52 PM
@all
Next time boys remember to bring your A game... I get tired of the constant dissapointment...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/Rhv6kIE3vEI/AAAAAAAACDM/E0QYeRPgC68/s400/FatChick.jpg
11. STOMPY - May 27, 2009 2:57 PM
Your such a whore mom....
12. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 27, 2009 2:58 PM
Finally...
13. 24-bit whore - May 27, 2009 3:00 PM
@11 look who's talkin
wait a tic..
14. naas - May 27, 2009 3:05 PM
@8 I agree, these little things look like those little minions from "The Gate"
http://www.cygenus.com/models/minion/minion1.jpg
They need to be life sized brainchasers
15. HxCereal - May 27, 2009 3:14 PM
@7
well hot damn, lookie there, they got all their bases covered!
16. Ollie Williams - May 27, 2009 3:20 PM
I just ordered one. Freakin' fantastic.
17. Crazywow - May 27, 2009 3:20 PM
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
Organize before they rise!
They feel no fear, why should you?
Use your head: cut off theirs.
Blades don’t need reloading.
Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
No place is safe, only safer.
The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Reprinted from the "Zombie Survival Guide", without permission of course, but in this case I'm sure they won't mind as it's a matter of public safety !!
18. Dave - May 27, 2009 3:39 PM
Looks a lot like this... Same guy that did the fossils from the other day.
http://heartlessmachine.com/artwork/24569_Glentonio.html
19. aids - May 27, 2009 4:27 PM
mmhmm brains!!
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
20. jaime - May 27, 2009 4:38 PM
here's the girl's pic with more cleavage! quality kind of sucks after adjusting levels, though
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9446/geek.png
21. jake lymes - May 27, 2009 4:54 PM
What does a vegetarian Zombie eat??...GRAAAAAAAIIIINS!
22. LucidSteel - May 27, 2009 6:50 PM
No one noticed the right hand has 5 fingers and a thumb? A mutant zombie. What an unlucky person.
23. kris - May 28, 2009 2:11 AM
There is no sweeter revenge then turning and om nom noming on some zombies. Take that apocalypse!
I'm with #3...zombie shots ftw.
24. Kairi - May 28, 2009 4:29 AM
@22 yeah I noticed that too, hahaha
25. Jaded Icon - May 28, 2009 8:07 AM
In Soviet Russia, YOU eat zombies!
26. Rhialto - May 28, 2009 2:00 PM
Funny! I bet kids like to make this kind of jellos!
27. Galtacticus - May 28, 2009 2:05 PM
This looks an ancient Mongolian punishment to me.Quite a way to teach history to kids!
28. Nero - May 28, 2009 2:10 PM
I think the girl wants a different mold shape for her jello.
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