May 23 2009He's An Addict!: Mario Buying Mushrooms
This is a new $18 shirt from Threadless that features Mario buying drugs from his little mushroom-headed dealer. As you can see, one star coin scores three whole shrooms, which is a pretty good deal if you ask me. But who's asking me? YO MAMA. Ooooh, burn! But seriously, this reminds me of the time I was duped into buying a bag of oregano for $40 and, knowing good and well what it was, still smoked it. ZOMG I got sooooo crunked!
Hit the jump for two shots of what the shirt looks like on bodies.
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Mario Loves Those Shrooms [gearfuse]
Thanks to Romeo and Julian, who aren't allowed to date because their families are feuding.
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Reader Comments
1. Dan - May 23, 2009 9:40 AM
Epic win
2. Dan - May 23, 2009 9:41 AM
Also FIRSTTTTTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAH :D
3. Sam - May 23, 2009 9:44 AM
Congratulations Dan, you win the internet.
4. Lookaze - May 23, 2009 9:52 AM
wtf is wrong with her body? no boobs, but a weird belly... wtf?
5. turtoise - May 23, 2009 9:55 AM
no bewbs .. and a larg cirlce of belly .. but .. ouufff .. she is so cute
6. turtoise - May 23, 2009 9:56 AM
still my brute would pew pew her from the back ..
http://the-turtle-balls.mybrute.com
7. Lisa - May 23, 2009 10:20 AM
This is pretty sweet, but I'm shocked you've never posted Mario: Game Over. It's life-changing.
8. Myname - May 23, 2009 10:25 AM
why the girl has no breasts?
9. Dan - May 23, 2009 10:38 AM
@3 Why thankyou :D
10. NinjaMuffin - May 23, 2009 10:39 AM
@4
who cares? i'd still bone her.... then again id bone anything
11. gizmoduck - May 23, 2009 10:57 AM
can i win the internet?
12. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 23, 2009 11:15 AM
This shirt is AWESOME! Do want!
13. GLADIATOR - May 23, 2009 11:28 AM
I always wondered why Mario hopped all over the place only to bounce his head off square bricks...
Damn shroom head ...
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
14. Tennist0 - May 23, 2009 11:34 AM
this shirt FTW!!!! I'd buy it but it might be a problem wearing in public
15. breastlessgirl - May 23, 2009 12:13 PM
that shirt on that weird looking female has just lost a sale
put it on some boobs plz
16. Darth - May 23, 2009 12:56 PM
The mushrooms look more ladybugs to me.
17. NORM - May 23, 2009 1:22 PM
Hmm.. how odd.
This is the same guy I buy my mushrooms from, but he charges me 2 star coins and a racoon leaf. That son of a bitch.
18. ghw - May 23, 2009 1:52 PM
i knew it... that little ....
beer fails to show us how women really look like
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-390
19. Daisy - May 23, 2009 2:25 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max found out he was able to tell what everyone thought. He used this information to figure out new customers for his drug selling business, and ignored what people thought about him, and what he did because hs thought everyone was stupid anyhow.
20. dbag - May 23, 2009 4:18 PM
they coulda picked better models... i mean if they intend to sell it id like to see some titties on er!
21. aids - May 23, 2009 4:24 PM
Yup find a hotter chick but that shirt is still win!
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
22. InUrNdo - May 23, 2009 4:26 PM
I'd love to take our little mushroom Geekologie Writer!
*slurp
23. Watch-303 - May 23, 2009 4:31 PM
awesome!
24. McCracken - May 23, 2009 5:12 PM
THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! I would love to have one of those amazing shirts! xD
@3 lol nice.
25. Milkman - May 23, 2009 5:27 PM
why did they model the shirt on 2 guys?
http://milkmansd.mybrute.com
26. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - May 23, 2009 8:24 PM
@10
Join the club, buddy.
Here is the list of things/people we need to bone in 2 weeks time:
1. My grandma's bingo buddy, Martha
2. Benny, the liquor store bathroom and dumpster attendant
3. A blind squirrel
4. The butt of a burnt skillet
5. A male mongoloid (I'm not sure if they're still considered human)
6. A car exhaust pipe
7. A 12-foot scaffolding (don't ask me why)
8. A football helmet
9. A penguin (a duck is ok)
10. A 5110 Nokia cellphone
Don't forget to wash your jones after and every time you bone these things on list.
27. MystiQue - May 24, 2009 3:52 AM
guys you HAVE to see this!
http://mystical-mona.mybrute.com
28. thecrazyamerican - May 24, 2009 8:12 AM
toadstool is a pimp.
29. thecrazyamerican - May 24, 2009 8:14 AM
and the chic is cooler then the guy's complaning about her boobs. she sill to hot for you.
OOHH Burn.
30. jake - May 24, 2009 8:56 AM
oh cool, two un-attractive male t-shirt models. honestly, that site doesn't need the strap-on to model the same shirt. get a real girl or two real guys. nothing against homosexuals, i just think its stupid. it's like if they had a woman wearing a womans shirt and then a second shot of a really fem guy wearing the same shirt.
31. new school old school .com - May 24, 2009 4:51 PM
thirty FRIST !
awesome shirt.
32. wow gold cheap - May 25, 2009 8:55 AM
The shirt looked much better on the chic. Mario, you never failed to surprise one's mind to make some novelty stuffs. I better look cool on this shirt though I'm playing my Death Knight in WoW.
33. Captain - May 26, 2009 8:37 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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34. Jaded Icon - May 26, 2009 8:38 AM
The guy I could do without. I would still court the young lady though....or take her to court...I forgot which one.
35. Gabe to the Power of PEW! - May 26, 2009 4:26 PM
The reason she is flat chested is if she had Ta Ta's they would distort the T-Shirt.
Though Ta Ta's are fun. Its hard to accept flat after GW showed us those great ones from Splash Mountain.
36. Segatto - May 30, 2009 3:27 AM
What this world is turning to ? Back in my days, the good old days, people would spend one hundred coins for just one mushroom. Damn artificial flavors.