May 19 2009I Can't Wait!: A 'Scantily Clad Bodybuilders Running Through Buildings' Video Game
In the most anticipated release since the last homoerotic game from Japan comes Muscle Koushinkyoku (Muscle March) for the Wii Virtual Console. Dropping May 26th, the 800 Wii Point game combines erotic fantasy with Human Tetris like gameplay. And I, for one, can hardly wait. So, in the meantime, who wants to go people watch at the gym with me? Cool, I'll be in the locker room.
Muscle Men, Bikinis, WTF [kotaku]
Thanks to stubags, who once punched through a wall because it was looking at him funny. That was a poster, stubags, you can't blame wall.
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Reader Comments
1. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 19, 2009 11:37 AM
Gay game is gay.
2. _me - May 19, 2009 11:40 AM
Bizarre, I really tried, but I couldn't stop watching this. I am simultaneously in awe and fear of this as a reality.
3. FIRSTY FOR FUN - May 19, 2009 11:45 AM
FIRST!!!!
4. LSDiesel - May 19, 2009 11:45 AM
It seems that the Japanese always try to compensate in video games for what their race lacks in reality.
5. Andre - May 19, 2009 11:46 AM
Any game featuring Vera De Milo is fine by me.
6. actual size - May 19, 2009 11:46 AM
anyone else get a boner when they saw the polar bear in a speedo? just me? i need help
7. wtf - May 19, 2009 11:50 AM
That looks so bad it is awesome. Looks quite fun actually.
8. fiRSTY FOR FUN - May 19, 2009 11:52 AM
also please tell me i can get this in the US because i will buy it. plus whats with the old guy beating off the whole time. and im pretty sure at 0:32 he says pewtytang.
9. kilo - May 19, 2009 11:52 AM
It's so wrong
10. dliup - May 19, 2009 11:55 AM
Looked up the first few seconds, OMG that is so ghey. My eyes...
11. catch22 - May 19, 2009 11:56 AM
I remember the SNES version of this .. it was a side scrolling fighter like double dragon or final fight and in one level, they had these mermen in giant clamshells with robodongs that shoot lazers at you
yes lazer shooting robodongs
fun for the whole family!
12. Clee Shay - May 19, 2009 11:56 AM
Let's Muscle!
13. xygoz - May 19, 2009 11:58 AM
What just happened...
14. STOMPY - May 19, 2009 12:01 PM
What is going on in the video? Can't see them at work...
15. Ollie Williams - May 19, 2009 12:04 PM
I'm with 14. Sounds almost as homo erotic as that Brute game.
16. Clamdigger - May 19, 2009 12:08 PM
My sphincter has a cramp from watching that
17. FLCL - May 19, 2009 12:10 PM
Wtf, FLCL referance?
(1:33)
18. Stuey - May 19, 2009 12:14 PM
WHAT??? No Fake Daisy post?
I was assuming the "girl" (obviously a guy posing as a girl) would have posted something about this.
Must be pay day down at the unemployment office.
19. kreebilicus - May 19, 2009 12:14 PM
i'd rather inject benzene into my own eyballs than play this game.
20. MacMaster - May 19, 2009 12:19 PM
ROFL! I love seeing their muscular asses shaking as they run around.
@4 I wasn't aware there was a Japanese "race"
21. Boost - May 19, 2009 12:27 PM
"NICE MUSCRE!"
Seriously though, this looks awesome. It's like Mr. Domino, but with better graphics and gayer.
22. Derrick - May 19, 2009 12:31 PM
100% gayness. But on another note GW, I've been reading this weird dino bacon loving crap for a while, how about you guys check out my new zombie story (zombies are the shizzle, and you all know it). If you like it, leave me a comment, or better yet, click on some of the ads :) http://www.1209virus.blogspot.com Thanks guys! (Yes, this is shameless self advertising, similar to
Daisy)
23. che-che - May 19, 2009 12:35 PM
F^CK YES!! if everything that was gay was this badass, then the gay culture wouldn't be so gay!
24. T - May 19, 2009 12:36 PM
@4 This means that this gay game is a compensation for their lack of gayness?
25. Zee Brat - May 19, 2009 12:39 PM
That looks awesome.
26. Rhialto - May 19, 2009 12:50 PM
Pretty hilarious these sumo wrestlers on steroids.
27. Angel Mass - May 19, 2009 1:04 PM
Must be from the creators of "Parodius"
28. naas - May 19, 2009 1:29 PM
I just saw this on attack of the show, now it all makes sense to me
29. Russell - May 19, 2009 1:46 PM
Man, those games coming out for the new "motion plus" controls are just weird...
30. Daisy - May 19, 2009 1:52 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow;'s are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max went to see his cousin's hans and frans. The called him a girlie man and told him hear me now and listen to me later. Then said they were going to pump him up, which Max thought was kinda gay.
31. GLADIATOR - May 19, 2009 2:16 PM
I have a Wii and I am definitely avoiding this likethe plague!
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
32. Aids - May 19, 2009 4:39 PM
This was on aots fail...
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
33. Nick - May 19, 2009 5:52 PM
@11 - I think that game was called "Altered Beast"
So if I get this right, other than being for the gay population. The point of the game is to chase the guy with the steroids all over town while playing a made for the Wii version of the show "Hole in the Wall" only to have it stolen by a weird space alien.
This could be the most ridiculous game I have ever seen.
34. JebuS - May 19, 2009 8:04 PM
OMFG!!! thank you japan for the WTF's and LULZ
35. Elmo - May 19, 2009 8:53 PM
dear god! that's too much for *me*...
36. Cho Aniki - May 19, 2009 9:34 PM
CHO ANIKI!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cho_Aniki
37. GhettoT - May 19, 2009 9:35 PM
What's with the sheep?
38. haha - May 19, 2009 10:23 PM
AWESOME!!!
this made me way to happy...
39. billabong021 - May 20, 2009 6:13 AM
I'd TOTALLY play that when im high, but they probably wont release it outside of Japan :'(
40. AdamYYZ - May 20, 2009 6:34 AM
Am I awake?
41. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 20, 2009 11:20 AM
20 - You weren't?
42. Mitsuki - June 3, 2009 7:12 PM
Ah! I have this game!
It's so fun but WEIRD! XD