May 8 2009Hustler Makes Star Trek Themed Adult Film
Star Trek porn is nothing new (SO I'VE HEARD) but Hustler is aiming to take the cake with their latest Star Trek themed adult video, 'This Ain't Star Trek XXX' (weak title). This is the trailer for the it, which drops May 12th. Feel free to watch it at work -- it doesn't show anything bad. Then hit the jump for a blooper outtake from the video, which is safe as well. So, what do you think -- summer blockbuster or summer nutbuster? I'm going with neither.
Hit it for the blooper.
Thanks to FrenZy, Chris, pumpkin helmet and Dave, who all tried too hard to convince me they've never seen anything like this before.
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Reader Comments
1. a retard - May 8, 2009 10:37 AM
firrst to download this video
2. Timbo - May 8, 2009 10:37 AM
I can't see!!
3. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 10:37 AM
Larry Flint is my savior. All hail Larry!
4. J - May 8, 2009 10:37 AM
FIST!!
Up my ass
5. Crazywow - May 8, 2009 10:38 AM
Boldly going where thousands have gone before you.
6. STOMPY - May 8, 2009 10:41 AM
SEX TREK: THE NEXT PENETRATION
7. catch22 - May 8, 2009 10:52 AM
who wouldnt want a "vulcan donkey punch"
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 8, 2009 11:00 AM
@4 - You must be off work today... Lucky bastard!!
9. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 8, 2009 11:02 AM
And now I have that Bruger King commercial featuring the "Kingon nipple pinch" running through my head...
10. Ollie Williams - May 8, 2009 11:06 AM
@10
I had that done this morning. Quite pleasant actually, if you're into that sort of thing.
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 11:10 AM
@9
Nope. I just happen to like Hustler. Alot. By alot I mean a fücking shit load. Which also means when I get home I will be watching this in it's proper form. (with penitration)
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 11:11 AM
*penetration
13. Savannah - May 8, 2009 11:11 AM
whoa, i just watched sex trek with katie morgan last night!
FREAKYYYY
14. Angel Mass - May 8, 2009 11:19 AM
Aaaah the thin line between Sci fi and porn
15. MacMaster - May 8, 2009 11:25 AM
@14
Nice! One of my favorite pron movies, even my wife agrees!
16. Daisy - May 8, 2009 11:38 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max thought he was a pirate, He was driving his moped around looking for BAja's dad to get his leg chopped off so he could put on a peg leg. He was disapointed his parrot wasn't eating crackers, and he was trying to avoid getting caught and having to walk the plank.
17. scurl - May 8, 2009 11:49 AM
this reminds me of the last time i watched porn with my girlfriend. it was also star trek themed and she loved it. i don't much care for most modern porn though, give me grainy flickering 8mm film from the 50's and 60's over plastic titties and flat asses any day.
18. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 8, 2009 11:51 AM
The last porn I saw was "Revenge of the Butterface" which was funny as hell and taught me that I like gonzo style. I laughed for about 50min straight. To this day any word remotely sounding like "gwok" makes me laugh my ass off.
The bf is a Trekkie and will probably love this...
19. Darth - May 8, 2009 11:59 AM
All those guys and chicks trapped in a spaceship,it had to turn out (and in) to something.
20. Boogeyman King Dong - May 8, 2009 12:01 PM
Geekologie posts are getting better!
21. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 1:15 PM
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,
Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,
So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along
Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.
(MUSICAL BREAK)
Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,
Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,
So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along
Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
That's for you Pew Cubed. No sing me a song dude.
22. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 1:16 PM
*now
23. Vince Lombardi - May 8, 2009 2:51 PM
I'm pretty sure that Paramount is going to put a stop to use of the actual names. They may not be able to stop the movie's eventual release, but all the character names are trademarked up the ass.
24. catch22 - May 8, 2009 2:54 PM
will probably want to skip the "sulu" scene
25. i like porn - May 8, 2009 4:28 PM
sasha grey has got gonorrhea
26. LXS - May 8, 2009 4:56 PM
That one guy looks like that one guy from that pirates porn. Most excellent
27. Rossco - May 8, 2009 4:59 PM
How did I guess that Evan Stone was going to be in this? Oh that's right, because he's in EVERYTHING, haha.
Check out "Super Ninja Bikini Babes" it's... something, (absolutely hilarious) alright.
28. Watch-303 - May 8, 2009 6:58 PM
Sasha Grey at 0:42!
29. Future SEX zombies - May 8, 2009 9:29 PM
Hustler the porn Empire
Conquer the world or conquer the universe
the answer ; Chester the Molester
30. Amibear - May 9, 2009 1:59 AM
I actually really want this it looks like a fun watch.
31. i love boobies - May 19, 2009 12:00 AM
CUUUUUUUUUUUNT!
KAAAAAAAAAAHHHN!
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