May 14 2009How To Quit: The Best Resignation EVER
Now you see folks, THAT is how you quit a job. Remember: the goal whenever leaving an organization is to ensure it crumbles behind you as you walk out the door. So, at that very moment, your employer realizes just how under-appreciated you were. And then is crushed under the rubble.
Hit the jump for three more resignations, which were all part of Cracked's 'I Quit' Photoshop contest.
22 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job [cracked]
Thanks to Anonymouse, who once quit a job by punching his boss in the teeth and making a necklace out of the molars.
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Reader Comments
1. I Hate Fakers - May 14, 2009 9:15 AM
OMG first!
2. poodles - May 14, 2009 9:17 AM
I Fake Haters
3. mattk - May 14, 2009 9:25 AM
A$$-that, the Dino one is the BESTESTEST!!!!
4. Timbo - May 14, 2009 9:31 AM
The 1st one is the coolest.
5. I Hate Fakers - May 14, 2009 9:32 AM
hahahahaha lmao
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 14, 2009 9:38 AM
Wow, the Websense blocker here at work qualified Cracked's site as "Tasteless" and won't let me see...
7. CoinOperatedBoi - May 14, 2009 9:38 AM
The Google one is pretty funny just because of all the hate....lol
8. Teddy - May 14, 2009 9:47 AM
I love this pics :) I really do :)
9. I Hate Fakers - May 14, 2009 9:47 AM
@6
use clappingcow.com, it is a pain on the @$$ cause it will show a pop up window with each page you access, just say "yes" to the 1st one and "no" to all the others
10. White - May 14, 2009 9:49 AM
Oh the first two rock. =P
11. Daisy - May 14, 2009 9:53 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went into the future and saw a fax telling him he was fired from his job. He then went back to the past and ahead to the future several times to fix the events that led to the fax.
Later he found it really all hinged on refusing to drag race flea.
12. poodles - May 14, 2009 9:54 AM
props to me because I just quit my job! I don't think my boss would have understood any of these, this is how I did it:
"Hugh quits, he is leaving so he can have a life of value, please quit telling us the swine flu is a big deal, it isn't. A rObacalypse is a more pressing issue. Anyway, please gimme mah money so I can leave, I need to buy some t-shirts for my interview at Wally World, -the place from the movie VACATION, and yeah its real, and yeah its got John Candy, John Candy will never die, I quit, I love you.
-Hugh"
13. STOMPY - May 14, 2009 10:02 AM
@ 6
Ha, my websense called it tasteless too... funny...
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 14, 2009 10:04 AM
@9
Bluecoat sez "Proxy Avoidance"
They're on to us.
15. I Hate Fakers - May 14, 2009 10:08 AM
hmmm try.....
no.... Im out of proxys lol
sorry :(
btw, I love you Daisy! <3 (emo heart)
16. REW - May 14, 2009 10:50 AM
My dad personally brought down 5 companies over a 3 year stint. Pretty impressive. Remember the housing bubble burst? Consider him the needle.
17. STOMPY - May 14, 2009 11:15 AM
My dad could beat up your dad...
18. Somebody - May 14, 2009 12:13 PM
Best I Quit Story? I changed the marque screensaver at my office store to show a competitors name store and locked it with a password...the computers screensaver was hooked up to like 20 monitors; business hasn't been the same...LOL
19. JFreezy - May 14, 2009 12:25 PM
Best I quit story?
I pissed on my boss' $4000. leather chair.............................while he was sitting in it! ZING!!
20. Gando - May 14, 2009 12:36 PM
Creating new jobs is this easy.
21. His Huge Greatness Himself - May 14, 2009 12:44 PM
Is there someone quitting?
22. Watch-303 - May 14, 2009 12:48 PM
awesome!!!
23. Aids - May 15, 2009 12:10 AM
Thats how i wish i quit my job is with a dinosaur except destroying the building with instead..
http://std-aids.mybrute.com/
24. Travolta - May 15, 2009 12:34 AM
LOL. My last employer of 13 years offered to pay off my University tuition agreement of 2 years if I resigned. Couldn't let that pass me by. Laters suckers.
25. Molly Ringwald - May 15, 2009 1:20 AM
Am I missing something? Where's the quitting in the first pic?
26. Jaded Icon - May 15, 2009 8:54 AM
Holy Crap cakes! Is that you Molly! How is Levi? I should have guessed you would surf geekologie instead of work. HA HA HA! Identity? Hint: Best looking guy you know.